The Truth and Nothing But

Ride that pickle into oblivion!

[thepicklecoaster]

Well even Dodge seems to love my blog!

[thepicklecoaster]

shhh

If you insist anon.

[thepicklecoaster]

so what does it feel like to have the smallest dick in the world

Well your mother seemed rather happy with my 7.5 inch member last night so whats the problem?

[tenaflyviper]

Master List of Entitled Children Celebrating Being Total Losers

Need to know who the “liftshopping” blogs are to report?

http://lifting-dimepiece.tumblr.com/ (“Saved since April: $3,273.80”.  Felony theft) http://liftingduo.tumblr.com/ http://anthropolifting.tumblr.com/ http://hellishlifter.tumblr.com/ http://angeliclift.tumblr.com/ http://cutellyshoplifting.tumblr.com/ (“Saved around 2k”.  Also felony theft) http://babydoll-lifter.tumblr.com/ http://call-me-stickyfingers.tumblr.com/ http://fakegrl11.tumblr.com/ http://lipstick-lifter.tumblr.com/ http://priceforperfect.tumblr.com/ http://lamelifter.tumblr.com/ http://lifting-whore.tumblr.com/ http://classytrapqveen.tumblr.com/ http://fvckyahlifting.tumblr.com/ http://illestlifter.tumblr.com/ http://bagraiderss.tumblr.com/ http://liftmeafucktogive.tumblr.com/ http://idontfeellikepaying.tumblr.com/ http://snatch–queen.tumblr.com/ http://lifting-light.tumblr.com/ http://starlifter13.tumblr.com/ http://7levelsoflift.tumblr.com/ http://liftinkitten.tumblr.com/ http://dirtyylittles3cr3t.tumblr.com/ http://liftplayer.tumblr.com/ http://sashionistaa.tumblr.com/ http://littlemagpielifts.tumblr.com/ http://trapezzoid.tumblr.com/ http://pink-lifter.tumblr.com/ http://lifting-therapy.tumblr.com/ http://fancylift.tumblr.com/ http://australianlifter.tumblr.com/ http://opshayiftlay.tumblr.com/ http://babylifters.tumblr.com/ http://big-dream-little-wallet.tumblr.com/ http://goddessklift.tumblr.com/ http://mskleptomaniac.tumblr.com/ http://bunnylift.tumblr.com/ http://she-shops-for-free.tumblr.com/ http://fortheliftersoul.tumblr.com/ http://uklifter.tumblr.com/ http://shoplifty.tumblr.com/ http://leolifter.tumblr.com/ http://lifting-midgets.tumblr.com/ http://liftinlavidaloca.tumblr.com/ http://callthefuckingcops.tumblr.com/ http://thriftylifts.tumblr.com/ http://sstickyfingerss.tumblr.com/ http://the-lifting-boarder.tumblr.com/ http://littlest-lifter.tumblr.com/ http://lavender-lifter.tumblr.com/ http://grandiose-larceny.tumblr.com/ http://livthelifter.tumblr.com/ http://liftsup.tumblr.com/ http://londonlifter666.tumblr.com/ http://liftstick.tumblr.com/ http://thriftylifty.tumblr.com/ http://i-robinhood-stuff.tumblr.com/ http://shoplifty.tumblr.com/ http://lazylifter.tumblr.com/ http://skinnylifters.tumblr.com/ http://i-lifted-that-bra.tumblr.com/ http://longlivezoklet.tumblr.com/ http://lift-thrift.tumblr.com/ http://liftlovetoronto.tumblr.com/ http://liftomania.tumblr.com/post/112538138120/michaels-tips (THEY’RE EVEN POSTING TIPS ON HOW TO FUCKIN’ RIP PEOPLE OFF) http://tacothatlifts.tumblr.com/ http://shifty-lifty.tumblr.com/ http://igotitforfree.tumblr.com/ http://lolitalifting.tumblr.com/ http://swiperyesswiping.tumblr.com/ http://xfivefingers.tumblr.com/ http://liftfastdieyoung.tumblr.com/ http://kawaiilifter.tumblr.com/ http://glitterlifts.tumblr.com/ http://liftmeupjenny.tumblr.com/ http://turntechthinness.tumblr.com/ http://liftiger.tumblr.com/ http://liftanddive.tumblr.com/ http://princess-lifter.tumblr.com/ http://howtolift.tumblr.com/ http://cheshirelifting.tumblr.com/ http://a-lift-celebrities.tumblr.com/ http://lifting-aisha.tumblr.com/ http://liftomania.tumblr.com/ http://liftinlolita.tumblr.com/ http://liftingsouls.tumblr.com/ http://con-tour-artist.tumblr.com/ http://single-red-rose.tumblr.com/ http://theftinpetty.tumblr.com/ http://snatchtosurvive.tumblr.com/ http://learning-to-lift.tumblr.com/ http://liftingowl.tumblr.com/ http://dollhouselifter.tumblr.com/ http://dyanmiclifters.tumblr.com/ http://5-lifter-sisters.tumblr.com/ http://lifting-lolita.tumblr.com/ (“it’s all roleplay, chill”)  Yeah, no. http://stealthycreature.tumblr.com/ http://lift-swift.tumblr.com/ http://l1vel0vel1ft.tumblr.com/ http://neeed-a-lift.tumblr.com/ http://canigetalift.tumblr.com/ http://sunsetlifter.tumblr.com/ http://kleptorat.tumblr.com/ http://liftingqueenlv.tumblr.com/ http://roxylifts.tumblr.com/ http://liftersisters.tumblr.com/ http://liftinglesbians.tumblr.com/ http://lilbabylifter.tumblr.com/ http://littleliftlover.tumblr.com/ http://liftingcacti.tumblr.com/ http://bruhdoyouevenlift.tumblr.com/ http://liftersanonymous.tumblr.com/ http://stealingyoupretty.tumblr.com/ http://canadianlifters.tumblr.com/ http://lift-love-lust.tumblr.com/ http://shh-iminnocent-lifter.tumblr.com/ http://lovelylifter289.tumblr.com/ http://guywholifts.tumblr.com/ http://crazycatlifter.tumblr.com/ http://liftbbygrl.tumblr.com/ http://liftingchanel.tumblr.com/ http://lifting-lve.tumblr.com/ http://musicallifter.tumblr.com/ http://tuliplifter.tumblr.com/ http://anarchistthief.tumblr.com/ http://stealthethings.tumblr.com/ http://liftinggold.tumblr.com/ http://kkleptologists.tumblr.com/ http://minilifter.tumblr.com/ http://beautyheist.tumblr.com/ http://queerlifter.tumblr.com/ http://tulift.tumblr.com/ http://scorpiolifter.tumblr.com/ http://uglylifter.tumblr.com/ http://i-stole-pluto.tumblr.com/ http://luxurylifting.tumblr.com/ http://shoplifting-love.tumblr.com/ http://liftingthis.tumblr.com/ http://littlemisslift.tumblr.com/ http://liftybunny.tumblr.com/ http://secretliftingprincess.tumblr.com/ http://cosmobandit.tumblr.com/ http://llifterr.tumblr.com/ http://gay-lifter.tumblr.com/ http://harleyandivy-lift.tumblr.com/ http://liftersunite.tumblr.com/ http://lift-barbie.tumblr.com/ http://r0b1n-h00d.tumblr.com/ http://freeforshe.tumblr.com/ http://opulentmisery.tumblr.com/ http://gypsylifting.tumblr.com/ http://still-lifting.tumblr.com/ http://liftinglux.tumblr.com/ http://lifterpixie.tumblr.com/ http://liftinq.tumblr.com/ http://pumpkinlift.tumblr.com/ http://rainylftr.tumblr.com/ http://purepurloin.tumblr.com/ http://tenderlifts.tumblr.com/ http://lilac-lift.tumblr.com/ http://liftingly.tumblr.com/ http://lovelyyy-lifter.tumblr.com/ http://daintylifter.tumblr.com/

These blogs don’t appear to be dedicated lifting blogs, but they’ve sure as hell posted a lot of stolen merchandise in the “liftshopping” tag:

http://class-b-team.tumblr.com/ http://deerofficial.tumblr.com/ http://paeganafterglow.tumblr.com/ http://rembering-stuff.tumblr.com/ http://groovypirate.tumblr.com/ http://lftffd.tumblr.com/ http://sucre-noirr.tumblr.com/ http://decaying-fairytal3.tumblr.com/ http://thesketchygirl.tumblr.com/ http://lolitalostinmetropolis.tumblr.com/ http://yourveryownbiga.tumblr.com/ http://deduce-on-my-wayward-timelord.tumblr.com/ http://storms-for-lungs.tumblr.com/ http://aislinnok.tumblr.com/ http://meanbich.tumblr.com/

These people commonly put in their descriptions that they are “roleplay” blogs to try to cover their asses.  Unfortunately for them, they also have that little tendency to post pictures of all the merchandise they’ve stolen, list the stores they’ve stolen from, and provide tips on shoplifting.

Many of these people will likely change their urls, or start deleting posts showing what they’ve stolen.  ARCHIVE THEM WITH THE INTERNET WAYBACK MACHINE, AND THEIR BLOGS AND POSTS CAN STILL BE ACCESSED AFTER THEY DELETE THEM.  Here’s how to do it!  And if I missed any in this list, feel free to add them!

Don’t let these spoiled little brats continue to make life difficult for people who actually work for a living.

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Something I thought was important to add. tenaflyviper

[redchanit-deactivated20160916]

holy shit literal subhumans lmao

[dreamy-trigger]

>not safe

Your blogs are literally public for millions to see you will never be safe, kiddies.

[skelebroreturns-blog]

how is there this much scum on earth?

[tellmeaboutbane]

Moon Man is the best rapper. Reblog if you agree.

[jamalthemoneymaster-blog]

dis nigga knows

[oppressorator]

based moonman

[thepicklecoaster]

Ask Yourself

If you are ever at a cross roads in life and have no idea what to do just remember… WWHD? What Would Hitler Do? Look deep into your Aryan heart and just remember the Führer knows what is best for you. He cares about you, he loves his Übermensch children.

[in-tothemystic-deactivated20230]

Hahaha he would have you killed

[thepicklecoaster]

Nah I’m not a Fag, Jew, Black, or Gypsy piece of degenerate trash.

[thepicklecoaster]

Why do you have to be such an asshole? Why do you insult people you don't know? What's your fucking problem? Do you find it funny to insult people who probable have enough shit going around in their lifes? You homophobic piece of shit -.- stop making fun about hitler and Germany. I'm german and it's absolutely no laughing matter. Get yourself outta mommy's basement and go to therapy. I'm sorry for your parents, your family members and everyone who has to deal with you.

Because I am an asshole, I assume you rarely leave your hug box communities. We are real, we exist, we do it just because.I don’t have a “fucking” problem, the world has a problem. It’s fully of pussy whiners and degenerates that want everyone to think exactly the same. You can take your thought police mentality and shove it up your loose degenerate ass.

Long live the Führer!

[thepicklecoaster]

Did you know that when people are extremely homophobic they tend to be hiding their own homosexuality? I can help you embrace it ;)

Yawn, that insult is as old as the dinosaurs. Try again.

[thepicklecoaster]

Transphobic piece of trash Reach up your ass and pull whatever god forsaken item out of there and stop being so fuckin mean to people who did nothing to you. I have no tolerance for bullies like you.

I have no tolerance for fag enablers, but if you want to you can come over and lick my ass clean then I will stop. :^)

[crybaby-lily-deactivated2015120]

I have no shame in wishing that something horrible happens to you and that no one, including people legally obligated, will help you. Rot in hell bitch

[thepicklecoaster]

That’s a bingo!

[thepicklecoaster]

Fuck off you ignorant low-life prick.

You can give a reach around to a brown bear.

[thepicklecoaster]

Transphobic piece of trash Reach up your ass and pull whatever god forsaken item out of there and stop being so fuckin mean to people who did nothing to you. I have no tolerance for bullies like you.

I have no tolerance for fag enablers, but if you want to you can come over and lick my ass clean then I will stop. :^)

[filmbrother]

Pics from the long af vacay I just wrapped up. Fun with the sis. I was drunk most of the time. I almost died in the ocean and my hair was a trip, but it was fun.

[dreamy-trigger]

Why are you scratching your face in the pictures?

[thepicklecoaster]

Those noses are straight out of fucking Sesame Street. It’s like if Bert was a darkie. Jesus Christ look into rhinoplasty ASAP.

[thepicklecoaster]

Ask Yourself

If you are ever at a cross roads in life and have no idea what to do just remember... WWHD? What Would Hitler Do? Look deep into your Aryan heart and just remember the Führer knows what is best for you. He cares about you, he loves his Übermensch children.

[thepicklecoaster]

Please can you unfollow me.

No

[thepicklecoaster]

Lmfao, you're disgusting. Like, literally pathetic! Don't be a prick you cocksucker

Let me guess you are 14 and just left your hug box for the first time?

[thepicklecoaster]

I know its a little late,but to celebrate Aboriginal Day, I think you should leave my country or like other anon said, munch on some rat poison you stupid little disease ridden pasty devil inbred bastard

How abelist of you. What, don’t like a little diversity?

[thepicklecoaster]

also can you please not use the term faggot? it's appreciated by me, a homosexual

Shut up faggot