The Catacombs of The Dead

A true skelebro never dies.

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

[rachel-hates-porg]

callout post to all porgs

porgs are the minions of the star wars franchise

[thecybersmith]

Cheeky, adorable, humorous, and -if rendered in a lewd, anthropomorphic portrayal- sexy?

[hyperzephyrian-actual-deactivat]

@strawberry–pop

[official-liberty-prime-deactiva]

[kwzr6977tvuuytr67-deactivated20]

[rcktpwr]

did something so illegal that i became the king of prison and my first law was that all the prisoners go free but nobody wants to anymore because im just that fucking cool

[coolfreeringtonesdotcom-deactiv]

A while back I got shit on for talking about how I was skeptical of asexuality, now anybody can make fun of ace people and jokingly use the term aphobe with total social licence

[ratmayne-deactivated20180329]

Makes me think ngl

[dinuguan]

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

[chartier]

[deepthroatmom]

#Imagine

 walking in class the first day of school & you see this:

 … … and he says “I’m Justin Bieber, your new teacher.”

[airframeextender]

“im not looking for a teacher…..im looking for a daddy”

[shoku-and-awe]

[rcktpwr]

wearing six pairs of socks at once so she’ll think my feet bigger so she’ll think my meat bigger

[fakehistory]

[indierockblastbeats-deactivated]

yall jus mad cuz im surfin on yall lol

[77777777777777777777222-deactiv]

My mans waves is made out of marble and carved by Bernini himself

[austinado]

the worst emotional truama ive ever recieved in my life is in 2nd grade, i went to catholic school and i was really acting out that day because something my teacher did my made me blood boil, so i acted out and got to sit on a bench alone during recess

however, in defiance i ran to the slide and did the only thing i knew how to do when i was upset at someone and pissed my pants

my teacher was forced to clean up the unpacified rage that was my urination off the slide and of course my mom got called, when i got picked up by her later that day, she began to ask me if i still liked Hillary Duff, who was like my weird 2nd grader TV crush and i got all happy shaking my head like YEAH, YEAH I DO LIKE HILLARY DUFF IS SHE HERE

and thats when it struck, the peircing lance that struck my heart, and i will never forget these words my mother told me:

“Hillary Duff doesn’t like pee pee boys.”

[insomniac-arrest]

the rest of the country: trying to sell me something while I drive >:(

the midwest: asking me sleepover questions :)

[soup-erb]

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