Overwatch Trash

I post Overwatch stuff (Most likely memes) and might consider doing fanfiction but I don't know yet.

[thepineapplewalrus]

I'm fuckin back bois

[thepineapplewalrus]

Ana: [Looking at McCree] Him?

Tracer: No.

Ana: [Looking at Zarya] Him?

Tracer: Ana that's a girl...

Ana: *sighs* how about this one? *Nods toward Lucio*

Tracer: Mmmmm not my cup of tea.

Tracer: *sips tea from cup that reads "I'm really gay"*

Ana: What about.....Ooh! Her? *Points at Widowmaker*

Tracer: *Spits out tea*

[thepineapplewalrus]

Play of the game, a poem by Ana Amari

Their whole team is on the point, they won’t fight fair

They killed our McCree

Our Genji has ult, no time to despair

My nano boost is ready

Just hold still….

“YOU’RE POWERED UP, GET IN THERE!”

“THE DRAGON BECOMES ME!”

Team Kill.

[thepineapplewalrus]

Holy shit you guys really liked my last post. Thank you so much for the overwhelming positivity, it really brightens my day.

[thepineapplewalrus]

Lucio: Speeeeeeeeed BOOST

Ana: *Accidentally Nano-Boosts Zenyatta*

Zenyatta: Experience tranquUUAAAAAAAAAAAAH *Zooms out of the atmosphere*

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Mercy: Genji, Say something in Japanese

Genji: Um...uh sure, what would you like me to say Angela?

Mercy: Just say something romantic

Genji: [In Japanese] One time, I invited Widowmaker over to do some squats, but I forgot to tell her I would be babysitting D.Va, so I hid D.Va in the oven. I also let Widow squeeze my luscious booty. Oh, and I pissed in Hanzo's Medicine.

Mercy: *Blushes* W-wow, that was really hot.

[thepineapplewalrus]

Yo guys

Ask me shit about overwatch, I'm your lore/meme/humor dealer.

[thepineapplewalrus]

Current Zenyatta

TRANSCENDING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND, GOT PLACES TO GO, GOTTA FOLLOW THE PAYLOAD!!

CAN'T STICK AROUND GOTTA KEEP THROWING ORBS- ok I'll stop

[thepineapplewalrus]

When you kill a Junkrat and realise you have 0.000001 seconds to get away from Total Mayhem

[thepineapplewalrus]

If McCree and Hanzo had a kid.

Someone has probably already done this...