Salt Water Leech ..

Professional gun jumper. ..my name is leech and I live by the ocean.

[breezybecky]

[straightboyfriend]

[trailerparkboys-photos]

[koolthing-deactivated20151114]

[weloveshortvideos]

[wateringmyplants-deactivated201]

@bopeep

[cosybub]

I want to be as calm and content as this dog

[itsvondell-deactivated20180104]

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

[stack--trace]

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

[chromalogue]

I’m rather fond of “It’s not rocket surgery” and “not the sharpest egg in the attic,” but my all-time favourite is, “…until the cows freeze over.”

[jayce]

[jean-kristau]

[heytomhanks-deactivated20210521]

[puppiestotherescue]

[yesteryearads]

“14 Franks For a 14 Year Old Boy? (Say There, Young Fellow, Let’s Go Divvies!)”

Swifts Premium Franks

[catwithbenefits]

[animalsnaps]

feeling sad? look at this baby animal blog!

[fenderbassman97]

1997 Squire by Fender Musicmaster Bass. Love that color!

[brentraptor]

(bake me up) bake me up a pie / (one-third cup) of flour for our pie

[radiateblog-blog]

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

give a man a guitar and he’ll play for a day, teach a man guitar and today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you

[moomoobooboo-deactivated2020102]

I swear to God I am so tired of this meme. You guys need to leave Wonderwall alone, seriously by now you should’ve somehow realized what you gotta do

[hannahhillam]

Just a few of the different kinds of cats you might encounter

[astreana]

My cat always looks like chicken dinner

[nonbinarymerbabe]

Simon is basically all of these