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i honestly don't really understand why "some people prefer watching gameplay online rather than playing games themselves" is treated as such a taboo when being a spectator is considered a pretty mundane way to engage with most sports, game shows, reality tv or even just like. chess.

bowelfly

Order of the Tender Apple Slice I've received a handful of commissions to draw people's pets as monks but this is definitely my favorite one so far

(blue death feigning beetles)

adamtotscomix

theterrornaut

Tau doodle STUFF, new to them so it’s a little jank (extra tiddly bits under)

notjusthespongenextdoor

For a city to be walkable. It must also be sittable.

notjusthespongenextdoor

#every time I read this phrase the same thing happens#I read it as shittable and go wait that can't be right#oh right they were talking about public benches that makes more sense#but public bathrooms available without fees should also be a thing tho#cities should definitely be shittable#it happens EVERY SINGLE TIME

it must also be shittable

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linkedin is crazy bc how are you gonna admit to grand theft online using your govt name

jelloapocalypse

"Morality is relatively. I have embezzled thousands. Was I wrong? Hire me to find out."

idlelizard

shapely sugar bowl

sketch-elf

[Image description: Several photos of a mottled green and brown sugar bowl shaped like a sitting, doglike, draconic creature, taken from different angles and showing off details. The bowl itself is shaped like a round body with short, stubby legs, a short tail, and the lower half of the head with massive teeth. The lid of the bowl is shaped like the top of the head, flat with two horns in the back, a pointy snout, and more teeth that interlock with the bottom ones. It has a matching spoon whose handle is shaped like a tongue, so when the spoon is in the bowl and the lid is on, the creature looks as if it's sticking it's tongue out. /end of ID]

macklesufficient

hard to swallow pills dot jpg. the reason people don’t like when you infodump about your uwu favorite things isn’t because they don’t like hearing about deep sea ecosystems or anime blorbos or whatever it may be. it’s because talking /at/ someone is selfish. have you asked the other person any questions? do you care what they have to say? would you willingly listen to them infodump the same way or would you (be honest) stand there and wait for your turn to talk? people not responding well to your tedtalk on the thing you like isn’t because they’re normies who hate ‘nerd stuff’, it’s because you have substituted conversation for verbal masturbation. hope this helps

lesly-oh

Arklaum

bridgekc

yugioh but girls. more characters on the way

ft. a random pinterest outfit i found

eddies-ashtray

luv how male animals gotta fucking dance around and cry and shit for female attention and sex. and then men irl complain about fat women and body hair like get on ur fucking knees and beg me actually

eddies-ashtray

like these tarantulas dude?? the male has to tap out a rhythm she likes and if she doesn’t?? she’ll literally eat him.

caustic-light

Alpha males: "This is nature. You don't see animals acting like queers don't you?"

90% of nature documentaries: "Until now the female has been very impressed by the males drag performance of Orwell's Homage To Catalonia, soundtracked exclusively by Maria Carey songs. A demanding performance like that knows to impress. But... Oh No... One note in the final tune was one cent flat. It doesn't look good for the male now. She is ordering an orbital laser strike to burn his beautifully groomed plumage from space. It will take all year to regrow, effectively ending this one's mating season early. Better luck next time, little guy. Women are a tough audience."

ask-asexual-crystal-gems

Notice how the animals named are INVERTEBRATES and BIRDS.

It’s almost like humans are mammals or something.

The point is taken about how no other animal enforces the level of aesthetic alteration that humans do. But consider … TUMBLR is where people make fun of “incels” for not bathing regularly and we all know in general society “neckbeards” get heckled. According to transitioned people I’ve listened to … keeping your facial hair cleanshaven is considerably harder than legs. Especially given estrogenized people have thinner and more manageable hair on average. We are at a point in society where nobody can stand a “natural” smelling human anymore because we’ve collectively deemed that unacceptable. The hippie movement pushed back against this but they dwindled. And idk abt you but I’m 100% asexual and even I appreciate a good smooth leg to run my hands over. Like. You can be mad about tactile enjoyment that’s at the base of this attitude if you want. But guys getting full body waxes have simply jumped on the bandwagon. It would perfectly fine to insist a given man do the same hair removal, if they’re being that way about it. Reverse it onto them.

But anyway. Back to the animals.

Like yes, some male animals do have to “court” females, a little, but none of them to my knowledge have the level of stuff you’re looking at from entirely different clades.

Female bovines will just literally “lock up” and be almost unable to move while in heat.

And we do NOT want to be imitating what many, many male mammals (and some fish and lizards, since you seem bent on including totally dissimilar species) have to do to win a mate: fight other males.

Uuuggghhh actually just imagine if our and chimpanzees’ shared ancestor hadn’t diverged enough from gorillas and that was a cultural norm. “Hey that guy won the duel/gladiator/wrestling whatever he declared over you, now you have to marry him.”

Nobody should have to beg and nobody should have to fight. Your fantasizing about power dynamics is maybe understandable given the power dynamics of current society, but it’s ultimately not cute.

And not well-adjusted either.

Like if you wanna get into yoni worship or whatever there are outlets for that, I suppose, but average Tumblr users have a hostile relationship with anything even vaguely religious-flavored, in my experience.

Anyway don’t use nature as a template for anything, except in some cases it’s probably useful to fight the workaholic, cubicle culture.