Slinky Top - Heavy Bottom

Call me fry, 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this, he/him, amab trans man, nb, queer, disabled, anarchist, big fat bear reclaiming his body by being the sexiest guy at this Aldi, I try to answer all asks, but no promises, anyone can interact

[i-am-the-oyster]

[wilwheaton]

[funny-tik-toks]

[strawberry-crocodile]

a lot of scares get like a second of reaction before the "oh -_-" moment but dude legit spent a solid ten seconds ready to be killed by a dragon

[virgo-disaster]

This is made 10x better by the account name being “anxietycouple”

[were--ralph]

imagine living in the 1500's and someone does this

[jonathanssweatercollection]

loving the lord of the rings so far

[handmed0wnart]

[kingpin-of-steel-act3]

[ihatenearlyeverything]

its ok theyre Gods lil helpers

[oatmealbrain]

And boy are they clumsy

[hydrangeafae]

Hi, these bees are babies! They’re not clumsy at all, this is what is called orientation flights. After birth and before beginning their careers as foragers (as all Honey bees cycle through all the jobs in the Hive throughout their lifespan), Honey bees take short flights back and forth, to and from the Hive, to orient themselves with their wings and their home so they can learn its location and how to get back home after foraging! Everyone has to learn, these are just smol little baby turkeys. Bees use the angle of the sun for location so adults have a better and more direct sense of location than any human

[polar-solstice]

IM SO PLEASED TO LEARN THIS!!!

They are just!!! Student drivers!!! 😭

[sindri42]

BONK!

[skittybotbutt]

fucking finally

[swishersposts]

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

[zsnes]

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

[konoko]

[pmamtraveller]

The Blank Signature by René Magritte

[horse-colorimetry]

Chestnut - e/e

[horsefigureoftheday]

Nova's tips for beating the heatwave:

1. Check that you have good access to shade trees, a shelter custom made to fit you and all your friends, and plenty of good airflow

2. Find the hottest, sunniest, and least windy part of you pasture and lay down

3. Make sure you look as much as possible like you have died of heatstroke

4. Get your friends in on it

[prince-of-goths]

A horse's biggest purpose in life is to make you think they died

[this-is-trans-joy]

i am fighting for a future where i become a beautiful fat man .. that’s it!!

This is trans joy!!!

[caustic-light]

Legitimately how I see the Ralsei coming out going and I'm only 40% joking.

[sakuraswordly]

[mollyjames]

*inserting new RAM into my 10 year old motherboard* "Shhh... hey, hey! It's okay girl. I didn't mean to startle you. I know it's been a little while. I've got a nice little treat for you here, okay? It's going to help you run smoother. There now, see? That wasn't so bad. I'm sorry girl. I didn't realize how much stress I've been putting you under, streaming Elden Ring with only 8 GB of memory... No wonder you're having trouble with Baldur's Gate 3. You've been doing so good though. I know you'll probably have to go soon, but we still got a few good years left. Hopefully this will help ease any pain you've been feeling. I'm going to put the cover back on the case now, okay? I love you."

[mollyjames]

Girls are you okay?

[alteredpanel]

dead wife jokes banned in the house due to current events

[thememedaddy]