I am Princess Bubblegum

Exercise? I thought u said extra fries?!

[tanasebananas]

[krabby-kronicle]

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

[justbadpuns]

[historyandmemes]

Marilyn Monroe: Haaaaappy biiiiiirthdaaaay Mr. President ;)

John F. Kennedy:  

[historyandmemes]

Bae: Hey, come over!  Me: I can’t, I’m in east Germany.  Bae: But my parents aren’t home. Me: 

[alilrudealilcute]

[booooooom]

[ejacutastic]

brother no

[tastefullyoffensive]

[strangeparker]

I basically only have two moods:

1. I’m shit.

2. I’m THE shit.

[sariae-blog]

why do so many people romanticize the 1950′s? like calm down we still have milkshakes and racism 

[hustleinatrap]

[thedailyshow]

Jordan Klepper attends a Trump rally to catch up on all the hottest conspiracy theories.

[rayvone-deactivated20200430]

SCREAMING

[blackgirlshit]

I have a fucking headache

[ancestorswatching]

I just lost half of my brain cells reading that.

[dreamscapeby009soundsystem-deac]

[yourmajestyyy]

[shittyidea]

Developing a crush on someone

[trillow-deactivated20130822]

do you think ants get confused when they accidentally get on buses and end up really far away

[manfuckyopride]

when someone doesn’t snap back to a snap that was clearly meant to be snapped back @

[totalariana]

Me not snapping back to the snap that I was clearly supposed to snap back @