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@theprof3ssor
I am here to watch over my students who seem to use this "platform" to converse their platonic/romantic affections to one another.
Do not bother me with these kinds of afflictions.
I am a professor, not your parent.
Occ below
Mr. Pink. I've heard from another student that you have kicked their dragon. Would you care to explain yourself?
- @theprof3ssor
"ah, crap" Macklin mutters "they let their dragon into my dorm, sir, I needed them out"
Is that so.
Well, I can recall that the student explained to me how they simply lost track of their dragon, which they held herself to fault at that.
Nevertheless, I would love to hear your reasoning as to why you believe harming a dragon, in the matter of "needing them out," is acceptable.
"i... have no reasoning"
I thought so. A fair punishment is you must present a very extensive apology to both dragon and the dragonrider. If you have any disagreements with this decision, I will have to give you a much harsher task.
"ehhhhh, with every ounce of respect *, sir, no." He shrugs "I'm not doing that. Mage can suck a fishbone. What's the other task?"
Cleaning the entirety of the original library, both secret libraries, all the study rooms located inside the library, and any nook or cranny that is dirty to be completely spotless. With, may I add, rags.
There will be a guard standing watch over you in the chance you attempt to half-heartedly complete this task.
Will you accept?
".....that sounds.....fine" macklins voice is strained. But it beats actually showing emotion, HAHAHA.
"brilliant even! I would be...happy, to make the library tidier"
Excellent. You will begin tomorrow.
Mr. Pink. I've heard from another student that you have kicked their dragon. Would you care to explain yourself?
- @theprof3ssor
"ah, crap" Macklin mutters "they let their dragon into my dorm, sir, I needed them out"
Is that so.
Well, I can recall that the student explained to me how they simply lost track of their dragon, which they held herself to fault at that.
Nevertheless, I would love to hear your reasoning as to why you believe harming a dragon, in the matter of "needing them out," is acceptable.
"i... have no reasoning"
I thought so. A fair punishment is you must present a very extensive apology to both dragon and the dragonrider. If you have any disagreements with this decision, I will have to give you a much harsher task.
"ehhhhh, with every ounce of respect *, sir, no." He shrugs "I'm not doing that. Mage can suck a fishbone. What's the other task?"
Cleaning the entirety of the original library, both secret libraries, all the study rooms located inside the library, and any nook or cranny that is dirty to be completely spotless. With, may I add, rags.
There will be a guard standing watch over you in the chance you attempt to half-heartedly complete this task.
Will you accept?
Mr. Pink. I've heard from another student that you have kicked their dragon. Would you care to explain yourself?
- @theprof3ssor
"ah, crap" Macklin mutters "they let their dragon into my dorm, sir, I needed them out"
Is that so.
Well, I can recall that the student explained to me how they simply lost track of their dragon, which they held herself to fault at that.
Nevertheless, I would love to hear your reasoning as to why you believe harming a dragon, in the matter of "needing them out," is acceptable.
"i... have no reasoning"
I thought so. A fair punishment is you must present a very extensive apology to both dragon and the dragonrider. If you have any disagreements with this decision, I will have to give you a much harsher task.
Mr. Pink. I've heard from another student that you have kicked their dragon. Would you care to explain yourself?
- @theprof3ssor
"ah, crap" Macklin mutters "they let their dragon into my dorm, sir, I needed them out"
Is that so.
Well, I can recall that the student explained to me how they simply lost track of their dragon, which they held herself to fault at that.
Nevertheless, I would love to hear your reasoning as to why you believe harming a dragon, in the matter of "needing them out," is acceptable.
Hey so, Guard Guard asked me to ask the capital guard this and they said "we don't know ask the Professor" so now I'm asking you, do we have authority to arrest students for short periods of time?
@sun-guard-and-guard-guard
How long is this "short period".
I don't know, 5 minutes maybe? Guard Guard's been annoyingly vague about the whole thing.
There are already other guards who have arrested students and put them in jail. Though I do not quite understand why this is being asked.
So you know the whole, we got in trouble with the capital guards because we overstepped our jurisdiction due to not understanding where the line is? We're just double checking where that line is.
I see. The line is you must tell the student, who is presumably in the position of being arrested, why they are being arrested. But 5 minutes, that is an acceptable amount of time.
It was Guard Guard asking this?
How strange. I assumed you and Guard Guard were on good terms with most of the students.
Apparently two of the students were attacking guards.
Do you know who these two are exactly?
Azerik Rygert and Osprey Swift.
How Tigris, how problematic. But as I said, you guards are allowed to arrest a student for a short period of time.
"Mx. Professor? I would like to report an incident regarding a dragon and student" *Mage comes up to the professor, voice soft but strong and looking pissed. She had their baby dragon in his arm, the dragon is shivering and wimpering*
@mage-thunder
What has happened.
"I was walking around with Wattson, when he dashed off. Into another students dorm, I admit that I should've made sure that he wouldn't. But the student physically kicked him out of his dorm." *Her voice is shaky now, clearly mad and sad*
A student kicked a dragon... how crude.
Do you know who this perpetrator is?
"Macklin Pink, House Tigris" *He looks on the verge of tears*
Pink, hmm. One of the later students, but a student nevertheless. I will deal with this issue Mage.
"Okay, thank you" *She nods, holding the dragon close to his chest*
You may go. I fear your dragon will need to be pampered slightly.
Hey so, Guard Guard asked me to ask the capital guard this and they said "we don't know ask the Professor" so now I'm asking you, do we have authority to arrest students for short periods of time?
@sun-guard-and-guard-guard
How long is this "short period".
I don't know, 5 minutes maybe? Guard Guard's been annoyingly vague about the whole thing.
There are already other guards who have arrested students and put them in jail. Though I do not quite understand why this is being asked.
So you know the whole, we got in trouble with the capital guards because we overstepped our jurisdiction due to not understanding where the line is? We're just double checking where that line is.
I see. The line is you must tell the student, who is presumably in the position of being arrested, why they are being arrested. But 5 minutes, that is an acceptable amount of time.
It was Guard Guard asking this?
How strange. I assumed you and Guard Guard were on good terms with most of the students.
Apparently two of the students were attacking guards.
Do you know who these two are exactly?
"Mx. Professor? I would like to report an incident regarding a dragon and student" *Mage comes up to the professor, voice soft but strong and looking pissed. She had their baby dragon in his arm, the dragon is shivering and wimpering*
@mage-thunder
What has happened.
"I was walking around with Wattson, when he dashed off. Into another students dorm, I admit that I should've made sure that he wouldn't. But the student physically kicked him out of his dorm." *Her voice is shaky now, clearly mad and sad*
A student kicked a dragon... how crude.
Do you know who this perpetrator is?
"Macklin Pink, House Tigris" *He looks on the verge of tears*
Pink, hmm. One of the later students, but a student nevertheless. I will deal with this issue Mage.
Hey so, Guard Guard asked me to ask the capital guard this and they said "we don't know ask the Professor" so now I'm asking you, do we have authority to arrest students for short periods of time?
@sun-guard-and-guard-guard
How long is this "short period".
I don't know, 5 minutes maybe? Guard Guard's been annoyingly vague about the whole thing.
There are already other guards who have arrested students and put them in jail. Though I do not quite understand why this is being asked.
So you know the whole, we got in trouble with the capital guards because we overstepped our jurisdiction due to not understanding where the line is? We're just double checking where that line is.
I see. The line is you must tell the student, who is presumably in the position of being arrested, why they are being arrested. But 5 minutes, that is an acceptable amount of time.
It was Guard Guard asking this?
How strange. I assumed you and Guard Guard were on good terms with most of the students.
"Mx. Professor? I would like to report an incident regarding a dragon and student" *Mage comes up to the professor, voice soft but strong and looking pissed. She had their baby dragon in his arm, the dragon is shivering and wimpering*
@mage-thunder
What has happened.
"I was walking around with Wattson, when he dashed off. Into another students dorm, I admit that I should've made sure that he wouldn't. But the student physically kicked him out of his dorm." *Her voice is shaky now, clearly mad and sad*
A student kicked a dragon... how crude.
Do you know who this perpetrator is?
Hey so, Guard Guard asked me to ask the capital guard this and they said "we don't know ask the Professor" so now I'm asking you, do we have authority to arrest students for short periods of time?
@sun-guard-and-guard-guard
How long is this "short period".
I don't know, 5 minutes maybe? Guard Guard's been annoyingly vague about the whole thing.
There are already other guards who have arrested students and put them in jail. Though I do not quite understand why this is being asked.
So you know the whole, we got in trouble with the capital guards because we overstepped our jurisdiction due to not understanding where the line is? We're just double checking where that line is.
I see. The line is you must tell the student, who is presumably in the position of being arrested, why they are being arrested. But 5 minutes, that is an acceptable amount of time.
It was Guard Guard asking this?
Hey so, Guard Guard asked me to ask the capital guard this and they said "we don't know ask the Professor" so now I'm asking you, do we have authority to arrest students for short periods of time?
@sun-guard-and-guard-guard
How long is this "short period".
I don't know, 5 minutes maybe? Guard Guard's been annoyingly vague about the whole thing.
There are already other guards who have arrested students and put them in jail. Though I do not quite understand why this is being asked.
"Mx. Professor? I would like to report an incident regarding a dragon and student" *Mage comes up to the professor, voice soft but strong and looking pissed. She had their baby dragon in his arm, the dragon is shivering and wimpering*
@mage-thunder
What has happened.
Hey so, Guard Guard asked me to ask the capital guard this and they said "we don't know ask the Professor" so now I'm asking you, do we have authority to arrest students for short periods of time?
@sun-guard-and-guard-guard
How long is this "short period".
Uhmm professor? I need to tell you something important that I believe you should know
Lilly peers in fidgeting with their beanie
@lilly-tanglewood
《Remembered i needed to do this and oh my gods you are EVERYWHERE‽ Lol hiya》
And that would be?
So I might have kicked a civilian, for a good reason tho!!
Then explain yourself. I will determine whether it was reasonable or not.
Okays okay, so, me and mage had been going to get a bow for them, we enter this blacksmith, Mage starts to sign what she'd like, the man started yelling for him to start speaking, I offered to translate, he told me to mind my business, continued yelling at Mage, started to call me a girl, ignored corrections and continued to be an absolute prick, so I kicked him!
They ramble growing irritated remembering before taking a deep breath
I have already paid my fine, and am doing community service in the capital, I could have done jail and had you notified, but I wanted service and to tell you myself
I see. While there could have been more peaceful ways of informing the blacksmith to respect you both, taking on the penalty is notable.
Lilly nods bowing to the professor
Do make sure that if you do come into any more incidents with civilians... to come to a simpler solution than violence in any way.
Uhmm professor? I need to tell you something important that I believe you should know
Lilly peers in fidgeting with their beanie
@lilly-tanglewood
《Remembered i needed to do this and oh my gods you are EVERYWHERE‽ Lol hiya》
And that would be?
So I might have kicked a civilian, for a good reason tho!!
Then explain yourself. I will determine whether it was reasonable or not.
Okays okay, so, me and mage had been going to get a bow for them, we enter this blacksmith, Mage starts to sign what she'd like, the man started yelling for him to start speaking, I offered to translate, he told me to mind my business, continued yelling at Mage, started to call me a girl, ignored corrections and continued to be an absolute prick, so I kicked him!
They ramble growing irritated remembering before taking a deep breath
I have already paid my fine, and am doing community service in the capital, I could have done jail and had you notified, but I wanted service and to tell you myself
I see. While there could have been more peaceful ways of informing the blacksmith to respect you both, taking on the penalty is notable.