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hungwy

Wish there were sweaters but like,for feet

tamamita

socks

hungwy

make your own post

tredlocity

saw a comment on the thor ragnarok trailer saying “i hope people realize that this is not an accurate representation of norse mythology” and i’m like oh shit did thor actually not fight the hulk while jeff goldblum watch in his pajamas in norse mythology??? damn i got it all wrong im such a dumb idiot

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Just get the autograph and get off the tee! [video]

laughingsquid

An Artistic Elephant in Japan Demonstrates Her Unique Talent by Painting a Cherry Blossom Tree

mapsontheweb

United States exclusive economic zone.

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She says to DM her if you have info/speak any of these languages

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My girlfriend went and got a puppy! (Source: https://ift.tt/2yqse1y)

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raptorific

If I didn’t remember actually reading this in an actual Calvin and Hobbes book as a child I’d think it was ironically photoshopped like those comics where Mickey Mouse and Goofy talk about how reality is an illusion but this comic strip was actually just……. already………… like that……………

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cats first ride! (Source: https://ift.tt/2K9x30g)

stimman3000

listen. im jewish but there is one VERY good part in the new testament. & thats the fact that theres a dragon that swears

stimman3000

*in a dragon accent*: fuck

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@xxxdragonfucker69xxx

jumpingjacktrash

i know ‘revelations’ was either political satire or a mushroom trip, but it’d be hilarious if it was literally true

this kaiju comes stomping up the beach swearing up a blue streak and people are like “dude listen to that motherfucker GO, we should make him our king”