I'M ON THE HIGHWAY TO HELL

@thepucktales

Puckerman ✡ 16 ✡ Badass Sup? The name's Puck, but you probably already knew that since pretty much everyone in this lame town knows who I am. It's the price you pay when you're as awesome as me, I guess. I used to slushy nerds and toss 'em into dumpsters, but I don't do that anymore. Mostly cause I'm dating this awesome chick named Rachel and she's really not down with stuff like that. It's cool though, because spending time with her is way more fun than that other stuff anyway. Currently playing baseball for WMHS and it's pretty cool. I like it more than football, that's for sure. I just had a baby girl named Beth and she's 100x better than all of the babies on Earth because she's mine. And Quinn's, too, I guess. That's pretty much all I've got. Peace out hombre.

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Rachel: Mhm, if you say so.

Rachel: Ok, ok, I apologize. From here on out your head is not heard of.

Puck: Promise?

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Rachel: It's slowly growing more and more each day.

Rachel: Well, I do miss you, but I couldn't let your head get super huge.

Puck: Liar. No it's not. My head's the same size it's always been.

Puck: Leave my head outta this. We're trying to have a nice talk.

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Rachel: Okay, big head. I was thinking about you all night so far. :P

Rachel: Do you?

Puck: Hey, my head's not big. Knew it.

Puck: Yeah. Always.

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Rachel: You're crazy, I was sleeping!

Rachel: I might miss you though.

Puck: Nah, you were up thinking about me. It's okay to admit it.

Puck: You "might"? Lame.

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Rachel: Your text message was loud.

Puck: Don't believe you.

Puck: What're you doing up so late? You missing me or something?

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Rachel: You know we have school tomorrow, right? We're supposed to be sleeping.

Puck: Then why are you up?

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Puck: Babe, wake up.

Puck: I'm bored.

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Rachel: Or just being so used to being together, but yes, that. It's hard. :(

Puck: And it sucks. I hate being away from you.

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Rachel: Maybe that's our problem...

Puck: Being apart? I agree.

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Rachel: Just because you looked so cute when I tickle scratched your head.

Puck: Felt good too. I always fall asleep right away when you do that.

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Rachel: Uh huh, I'm sure, considering you do it every time.

Puck: You're the one that lets me.

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Rachel: You're just way too used to using me as a personal human body pillow.

Puck: Can't help that. You're so nice to lay on.

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Rachel: As cheesy as it might sound that's probably true.

Puck: I know it is. I can't sleep either. Probably for the same reason.

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Rachel: I've been tossing and turning for an hour now.

Puck: It's cause I'm not there.

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Rachel: Sadly, yes.

Puck: Can't sleep?

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Puck: You up?

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Rachel: You can think all you want but I'm still right and she adores you two. Hush.

Puck: Not as much as she adores you. Just face it, babe. You're the favorite.

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