[77zcr-deactivated20240609]

[petyrbaelish-deactivated2018010]

hey ted cruz now is time to use those zodiac killer skills you’ve been hiding all this time

[memeseverdie]

REBLOG WHILE YOU STILL CAN

[thepudgylove]

HE STILL HAS A CHANCE

[weavemama]

wow I can only imagine what it’s like to be a rich straight white male and live through this election night calmly and unbothered

[thepudgylove]

I’m very bothered but I’ve been covering it all night with jokes

[niconicotrash-deactivated201810]

mum: hey can I borrow your computer 

me: umm sure one sec

[neyruto]

i hate the way this website romanticizes jimmy neutron 

[idreamofjimmy]

Did someone say romance

[roseroyalty-moving]

Do u ever not realize how starved for affection u are till someone hugs u a bit tighter than normal and you find that you really don’t want to let go

[lovefortv]

[cheshireinthemiddle]

not creepy

not sexist

not sexual objectification

just comedy

because those are women doing it.

[granpans]

[ughsocialjustice]

Courtesy, flirting and polite conversation are evil and it is so important that we extinguish them from society. Give me a fucking break.

-The Australian One.

[ughsocialjustice]

Didn’t you know that conversation is oppressive???? (why do I have a feeling that the same women who complain that a guy said hi to them also complain about being single?)

-the Polish one

[check-your-privilege-feminists]

Yeah I’m sorry but these people need to get over themselves. Saying hi isn’t harassment and polite conversation shouldn’t be made to look like it either.

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Like that “catcall” video where 90 percent of comments were simple hellos and casual conversation starters.

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

anyone here ever got their tie caught in the sawmill conveyor belt & been dragged towards giant blade? need advice. time is a factor

[sharkflan]

time to relax

[ersatzparts]

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

[stupidrehab]

I JUST WENT THROUGH MY LIKES SO I COULD FIND THIS AND REBLOG IT AGAIN

[fierzz]

[walksoftlytay]

did he die?

[jetaimeray]

lmao me

[atribecalledques-deactivated201]

Why he playing with his life?

[wakandafantastic-deactivated202]

Ain’t no way you explain that makes dead

[mormondad-deactivated20160509]

why is every author a #1 bestselling author 

[alligatorgrande]

why is every toothpaste the #1 recommended toothpaste 

[thetowndrugdealer]

why do my parents hate me

[spaghedmond]

why is every movie the #1 movie in america

[gracegisela]

One of these things is not like the other.

[imsoshive]

All bitches do is contour they nose and use the dog filter on snapchat

[imsoshive]

Nvm she called back

[nentindo-deactivated20210501]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Instead of bisexual, we should say ambisextrous.

[thepudgylove]

no that’s being able to jerk off with either hand