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New Cuties! Dan Avidan and Ninja Brian from NSP!
why the hell are toilets so loud?!! like i’m half asleep and then i flush and it’s like a fucking mariachi band just started playing in my house at 3 am
It’s 9:55pm on a Tuesday night
A group of 10 teenage girls come into the restaurant.
“What time do you guys close?”
I say, “We close at 10:00pm”
She replies, “table for ten please”
A little frustrated (because I’m not a fucking hostess/server) I seat them and inform them that a server will be with them shortly. I have to go to the back and retrieve a server who just got her tips from the day and is packing up to go home.
“_____, we have a table of ten for you..”
She started to cry because she had been there since we OPENED that morning and hadn’t seen her babies that day.
Obviously she’s angry too, and it shows. But she’s still attentive to the young ladies.
They don’t get up from the table until almost 11:00 and come to the front to pay.
“Our server was a bitch” “Our server was mean” “Our server didn’t like us”
“Your server just wanted to go home an hour ago,” I say.
“It’s her job, she’s getting paid, so what?”
I let them know that she’s worked hard today and wanted to be able to see her kids before her husband tucks them in bed.
They pay, leave no tip for her, and leave the building.
The moral of the story is that it’s not “cute” or “cool” to go to restaurants late at night right before they close. Workers want to go home. Workers want to see their families. Workers want to get sleep so they can do it all over again tomorrow.
It doesn’t matter if you’re rude or polite.
When we say that we close at 10:00pm, we would really like to ACTUALLY close at 10:00pm. And even if you leave RIGHT AT closing, that server still has to clean up after you. Make sure the table is clean, make sure the floor is clean, make sure the dishes are clean and put away, make sure they have their tips, and get a manager to walk them to their car.
We don’t care about your $3 tip. We want to go home.
perfect date idea: marathon all of the jurassic park movies and eat dino-shaped chicken nuggets
BE A REBEL AND ROMANCE YOURSELF. BUY YOURSELF A DOZEN RED ROSES. TAKE LONG BUBBLE BATHS. TREAT YOURSELF TO DELICIOUS MEALS. VIVA LA ANARCHIST AFFECTION
im just gonna buy myself discounted chocolate but thank u
YOU DESERVE FULL-PRICE GOURMET TRUFFLES BUT THAT’S YOUR CHOICE AND I APPLAUD YOUR FINANCIAL RESPONSIBILITY
I love the polite yet yelled encouragement here.
YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS
you learn a lot about the human race once you become a cashier somewhere
tumblr: WE WANT GIRLS SAVING THE DAY WHO ARENT MASCULINE! AND WHO CAN WEAR HEELS AND MAKE UP AND STILL KICK ASS!! WE WANT A GIRL WHO COULD KILL US BY STEPPING ON OUR BEAR BACK WEARING STILETTOS AND I'D BE OKAY WITH IT BECAUSE SHE IS FLAME AF!!!!!! WE WANT GIRL PWER
jurassic world: ok
jurassic world: *delivers*
tumblr: no not like that
computer unfreezes
“oh are you done? you’re done having a hissyfit now? you’re ready to function like a reasonable machine?”
how is he so adorable, this is impossible
Sometimes I’m April.
Sometimes I’m Andy.
Usually both.
Jurassic World (2015)