[premenstrual]

What the Fuck is This

[clair-audients]

[rottingfacade]

It’s important to do your own research

[datarep]

Averaged Faces of Members of the 116th United States Congress

[siderealsandman]

It’s him, Gerry Mandering

[premenstrual]

sometimes also goes by Gerry Atric

[gucci-shinigami]

Hey I’m sorry to do this but can anyone spare, like, 20 bucks so my roommate and I can get food..?

C*shapp is $MelodyLesoine

[premenstrual]

there are skulls on my bum

[premenstrual]

me, managing to be hot with a shower cap on my head

[premenstrual]

new jeans !!! im in love

[premenstrual]

because im bored and my undies are cute

[premenstrual]

not all princesses wear tiaras 😇

[what-even-is-thiss]

I know that cis men are capable of being great people which is why it’s so frustrating when they suck. Your gender isn’t inherently bad at doing the dishes. You’re just a thoroughly unpleasant person.

[what-even-is-thiss]

When I started taking T I didn’t magically forget how to use a broom, which my single dad taught me how to use. There’s nothing about testosterone or having male bits that makes your brain incapable of comprehending super duper complicated concepts such as boiling water or not being sexist. You’re an adult. Put the curry in the glass container, change your son’s diaper, and don’t harass your waitress. It’s not that complicated.

[spadefish]

Honestly the best part of being a barista was charging cops for their drinks. They're so used to getting free shit so it was SOOOOO good for them to pull up to the window and for me to be like "$6.47 :)" and them to make this whole elaborate display of slowly pulling their wallet out and handing their card over bc they weren't expecting to pay. I'd charge you double if I could, oink oink bitch

[royalhans]

how could you leave this in the tags

[catholic-harmacy-deactivated202]

was looking for another meme in my phone but this is still the funniest thing i’ve ever read

[homunculus-argument]

the comedy gold gag where someone is asked for something extremely specific, and goes like "god damn it why would I- Do I look like the kind of a guy who would just have 48 ferret harnesses laying around?" and then everyone blankly stares at them because now that you mentioned it, yes, indeed they do. As a matter of fact, that is the most perfect description of this man, one that nobody could have come up with, but which is exact enough for anyone to pick him out of a crowd. The more exact, the better.

And after this pause they'll just give up and groan "ugh, fine. I'll go get the harnesses."

[knightoflodis]

[alienpupy]

Fat androgyny is so cool. fat people are told and shown time and time again that they're only considered attractive when their perform binary gender- even within body positive spaces- but like. Have you seen fat butches? fat feminine men? fat trans and nonbinary people who fuck around with their presentation? fat gnc folk in skirts and binders and makeup and mascara moustaches and cool shoes and body hair and weird haircuts and nailpolish? fucking divine. iconic. magical.

[paxamericana]

[medievalthymes]

not to sound like a medieval peasant but, cheese and bread. garlic and butter. a menagerie of spices. potatoes. that’s what life is all about right there.