Rita Skeeter Special Correspondent

"Attractive blonde Rita Skeeter, forty-three, whose savage quill has punctured many inflated reputations" Gossip blog for the Independent Harry Potter RP Community. Please read the Guidelines before making a suggestion/submission. NOTE: THIS BLOG IS FOR FUN. PLEASE DO NOT TAKE WHAT RITA SAYS SERIOUSLY.

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Apparently a war over blood is not the only one being waged out there. There also seems to be a battle of a more carnal nature. The reigning coitus king and queen, Ted and Andromeda Tonks, are at risk to lose their titles. The competition -- another unlikely pair, Severus Snape and Lily Evans, who are apparently so out of control that they can often be caught shagging anywhere they can. Who will win in this war to be the dominant fornicators? Will Andromeda be able to step up her game or be outsexed by a ginger muggleborn? We will see. 

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I know New Years is a night for drunken kisses and more than a few mistakes. So dear readers, who is going to be regretting last night's decisions? Who isn't? Come let me know.

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Rita is back from her time spent tanning on beaches across the world (or getting some work done) so you should whisper in her ear. Put her quill to use.

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Usually the last surname anyone would associate the dark arts would be Weasley but it seems that young Dilys Weasley is soon going to change that. The girl reportedly spends many hours creeping off by herself, doing what only one can imagine. Sure she could be a harmless loner but one has to ask themselves why Dilys was sorted into Slytherin despite a family packed with Gryffindors

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Some families hand down jewels, others the silver, and apparently the Dolohov’s pass along dark curses. Cylan McCloud was attacked by Declan Dolohov after an altercation that started when the Slytherin used a less then politically correct term when referring to the muggleborn Ravenclaw. Just a subtle reminder that not everyone is alright with the current era of acceptance taking place in the wizarding world.

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Love has blossomed in a certain Slytherin dormitory recently. Albus Severus Potter, son of “The Chosen One”, and Scorpius Malfoy cannot seem to keep their hands off one another no matter if they are in private or walking through the halls of Hogwarts. However, not everything can be happy and loving. It seems that young master Potter has grown tired of keeping their romance hidden from their families and has been actively working to get them discovered. How will their parents react and is this all just an act of rebellion that will lose its spark now that the cats out of the bag?

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I recently wrote about Alice Longbottom sudden turn from doting daughter to uncontrollable wild child and it seems that we may have found one of the culprits aiding young Alice’s transition. Dily’s Weasley may be serving as the witch’s new mentor, taking her under wing when it comes to deviant ways and we have a good idea why. There is that saying that misery loves company and the Slytherin outcast Weasley certainly seems to fit the misery part of that phrase perfectly.

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Apparently odes heard in the locker rooms of Hogwarts are not about quaffles or beaters but instead butts— Specifically that of Gryffindor team captain Oliver Wood. It seems to be the only thing that fellow team members Alicia Spinnet along with Fred and George Weasley can talk or rather sing about. Is this maybe the reason why it has been so long since Gryffindor won the quidditch cup? Are they too focused on Woods posterior to keep their head in the game?

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It seems that Ms. Granger’s muggleborn charm is nothing compared to the effervescent light emanated by Gabrielle Delacour, at least not for Ron Weasley. The man was recently seen with Ms. Delacour acting far too happy for the conversation to be only one of friendship. Are Weasley’s eyes roaming or is it just the witch’s suspected veela heritage coming into play?

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Apparently education is not a priority for Lucy Weasley and Lysander Scamander. The pair were recently spotted skipping classes to partake in a midmorning boat ride. Is this an act of two friends trying to enjoy one of the last warm days of fall or that of teenage loves heading down a deviant path?

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We hear that two members of the golden families' youngest generation are attempting to leave Hogwarts— for good. For what reason the pair would be trying to leave the castle behind we can only imagine. Though some say that George Weasley is not taking the teenagers threats seriously, dismissing them as childish spite that will not go anywhere.

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Apparently someone has not taken to being a jilted woman well. Alice Longbottom is now trying to take a walk on the wild side and has even added some pink streaks to her hair to make sure we get the point. However a change in hair color is not the most drastic bit of information we have received about young Alice. Rumor has it she has it that she has taken this act of rebellion into the territories of arson and murder.

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James Potter the first was one of Hogwarts most renowned pranksters and Harry Potter was The Boy Who Lived. Perhaps because of that James Sirius Potter feels he needs to find a way to set himself apart and has chosen playing with the affections of young woman as the way to do it. We hear that Aimee Parkinson and Alice Longbottom have found themselves as two points of a love triangle of the man’s making. Such disregard for other’s emotions makes you question how he was raised, and the poor girls— I am sure they did not know that they were getting involved with a boy so callused.