Apparently a war over blood is not the only one being waged out there. There also seems to be a battle of a more carnal nature. The reigning coitus king and queen, Ted and Andromeda Tonks, are at risk to lose their titles. The competition -- another unlikely pair, Severus Snape and Lily Evans, who are apparently so out of control that they can often be caught shagging anywhere they can. Who will win in this war to be the dominant fornicators? Will Andromeda be able to step up her game or be outsexed by a ginger muggleborn? We will see.














