im the raddest dad around

hey im a dad nice to meet you

[autosage]

so audrey told me to make a thing

[propanepimp]

[destroy-me-in-the-tardis-deacti]

I see the bathtub, bed, sink, shower, stairs, and treehouse fandoms

AND I FUCKING RAISE YOU THE POOL FANDOM

HEHE GET IT?

POOLS

ARE

OMG COLORS

THIS ONE HAS A FUCKING SLIDE THAT GOES THROUGH A FREAKING AQUARIUM

THIS ONE JUST LOOKS REALLY COOL LIKE OMFG

WATER FALLS!!!!

ANOTHER FUCKING AQUARIUM

A POOL IN A FLIPPIN CAVE

OMG PRETTY LIGHTS

OMG LOOK AT THAT ONE

AND THIS ONE

ALSO THIS ONE

AND THIS ONE

OH SHIT AND THIS ONE

AND HOLY SHIT THEY MADE THIS POOL LIKE IT WAS A FUCKING BEACH

POOLS

ARE

FUCKING

AWESOME

KAY?

BYE

[truefawn]

[theraddad]

What race are you?

black people: black

white people: 2% greek 9.1% german .0000032% russian 92% irish 49% french 100% blue eyed devil

asian people: not chinese

[choke-on-glitter]

[ ❀ ] meet the blogger:

[theraddad]

name: pete height: 5'8 eye color: brown

birthday: december 12 favorite color:  blue

best school subject(s): i dont know

current shirt color: im shirtless day or night: night celebrity crush: nicolas cage coffee or tea: coffee

favorite food: burritos

[ronansparrishes]

do you ever think that maybe we have deja vu because a different version of you (like from an alternative timeline) did the thing that you were about to do and you’re just remembering them do it

[tigerstarmoved-blog-blog]

what if you microwaved something for 30 YEARS

[rneerkat-deactivated20220104]

where do the police go to pee

[rneerkat-deactivated20220104]

arrest room

[officialalltimelow]

*whispers* Its almost hoodie season

[ilibramoon-deactivated20230108]

*yells* it’s almost hoodie season

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

haha whoa your dad’s name is Dad too???? that’s weird lol mine too

[calmpuppy]

i write sins not successful text posts

[iamnevertheone]

[pithagoras-deactivated20150313]

Two people could be born at exactly the same time, but because of timezones have different birthdays.

[the--mothqueen-deactivated20190]

[grandkanye-deactivated20130827]

[cyberbees-deactivated20150521]

[coyotestark-deactivated20131231]

[deforrestkelley]

i keep cursing in ice cream flavors and my mom has told me to stop

[deforrestkelley]

update: i still haven’t stopped

[teencreampuff]

how do you curse in ice cream flavors

[deforrestkelley]

what the mint chocolate chip did you say to me punk

i’ll kick your rocky road and then punch the ever loving strawberry cheesecake out of you

[keptyn]

[alexander-ikithon]

*porn music