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Harry Potter low cost version

by Studio 188

madamslayyy

Gosh the amount of DETAIL they put into this

callmebliss

Flawless

everythingfox

Is this what hell looks like

shock

wish I could show this to someone in 1905 and make them throw up

ginocchie

as a child i was always amazed by how fast adults could chop onions and then before you know it you’re chopping onions very fast and that’s it that’s life

miss-perkey

caroldanversenthusiast

Brie Larson accepting her mtv award for ‘best fight’ and stepping aside to give her stunt doubles Renae Moneymaker and Joanna Bennett their moment.

mrbenhardys

corpish

when i was a freshman our RA’s name was Hunter but he was vegan so we ended up nicknaming him Gatherer and i still haven’t gotten over that lmao

thisiswhereipoststuffs

During high school, some of us German students went on this exchange trip to Europe. One of the kids in our group was named Myles, and so we decided to call him Kilometers while we were staying in Europe

gotouda

transfemininomenon

spuds at night. what’s better than this

hotvampireadjacent

ps6 graphics

disgruntledturtle

Why do witches like always wanna fatten kids up before they eat them?? fat is like the grossest part of meat

equalistmako

“Why hello there, little children~. Please follow me to my magical… FITNESS ROOM. NO P A N S I E S ALLOWED BEYOND THIS POINT. LEAVE YOUR WHINING AT THE DOOR BECAUSE IT’S LEG DAY AND WE’RE ABOUT TO GET R-R-R-RIPPE D.”

seasonoftowers

Because they’re always cooking said kids in cauldrons and ovens - aka long cooking times at lowish heat. If you do that to fatty meat, the fat melts completely and the meat gets tear-it-apart-with-a-fork soft. If you do it to lean meat, you get tiny little sad meat bits that bring no joy to anyone.

people-are-garbage

well you did ask

defilerwyrm

Also there’s wisdom in fattening them up on sweets and other carbs. A meatless, carb-rich diet makes for more tender and flavourful meat.

mrtacomam

you are arguing over the semantics of EATING CHILDREN

kariachi

Well yeah, you gotta get this shit right or it’s a waste of 40-80 lbs of meat.

pulltheotheroneithasbellson

plus if you feed them a high fat, low nutrition diet, they’re easier to subdue and less likely to run away, which would be a concern for an elderly crone.

blueandbluer

Thank you, Old Witch With Candy House side of tumblr.

rodrickheffeley

Ghhbvhhbvgh vvvgh

kaleidoscope-vol2

And RIP loki

mossgirl

Can old men stop flirting with teenage girls like go have a heart attack Please

just-shower-thoughts

“Muffins” backward is exactly what you want to do when you take them out the oven.

threebigolsausages-deactivated2

This gym is so weird. I started walking on the treadmill and the worker started screaming stuff like “get off the conveyor” and “this isn’t a gym, it’s a grocery store”