Dr. Kemp's Blog

Yes, I am actually Dr. Kemp. I joined this website because I heard someone was spreading rumours about me. Also, don't listen to a word Griffin says.

[therealactualkemp]

@the other anon: dont call him a thumb that's rude. Kemp, you're great

:)

[therealactualkemp]

You look like a thumb

:(

[therealactualkemp]

Kemp, I love you more than words could express. Everyday I wake up and I think about your beautiful face and whatever you could possibly be doing. You make me so happy inside that I can barely breathe sometimes and I love you!!!!!!! :))))))

Anon, this is... Possibly the most heartfelt thing anyone has ever said to me for the past few months. Thank you.

[therealactualkemp]

Kemp, I'm so sorry. Fling's dead. She hasn't been on in more than 3 months.

Well, that doesn't necessarily mean she's dead, does it? ... Does it? I mean, how long was I away? And I was only crushed under the prevailing pressures of everyday societical norms!

[therealactualkemp]

Well it's pretty simple, Griffin had like 5 ladies lusting after him. But now Fling's dead, Aster's broken up with him, Lily hates him, Veronica's dating Anastasia and Heather could just care less.

... I...

... Er... Okay.

[therealactualasteratwood]

COMPARE ASSES!

@therealactualgriffinanon @therealactualkemp  Come guys.  For science!

[therealactualgriffinanon]

But it’s obvious I have the superior buttocks. There is no need to compare.

[therealactualasteratwood]

Well I know that.  But we should still settle this.  Permenantly.

[therealactualkemp]

Wh...

Wh-What?

[therealactualkemp]

Technically the harem has dissolved.

You know, actually, I don't think I really want to know what it is you're talking about by this point.

[therealactualkemp]

You're too late, he doesn't have a harem anymore. Only 90's kids will remember Griffin's harem.

I'm still a bit baffled as to what it is you're talking about, but alright!

[therealactualkemp]

Is your first name really Peppermint?

Nnooo, whatever would give you that impression?

[therealactualkemp]

Also wait have you met Aster and Lily and Veronica and Heather they're all part of Griffin's harem

No, sorry, I don't think I have.

... Wait a minute, Griffin's what?

[therealactualkemp]

KEMP YOU'RE ALIVE!!

Indeed I am! I apologise for my period of absence, I simply had too much work to do, you understand, of course.

[therealactualasteratwood]

NAME ONE THING THAT GRIFFIN HAS THAT KEMP DOESN'T!

Sex appeal.

[therealactualkemp]

Well, I must say, I do feel slightly insulted by this.

[therealactualkemp]

Kemp go to Charlie's play or die

E-Excuse me? Who's Charlie? What play?

[therealactualkemp]

Kemp! Are you still around? or did you die?

I'm still around, yes. I had just taken a small holiday.

[therealactualkemp]

KEMP ARE YOU PART OF GRIFFIN'S HAREM

Sorry, what was that? Why are you shouting? Griffin's what?

What?

[therealactualkemp]

Well, I've made a Picrew as I was asked to.

[therealactualasteratwood]

I'm so bloody tired, is Kemp okay? Seriously? This is all so stupid, I'm going to sleep.

Night.  I’ll likely be heading off to sleep too soon.  

@therealactualkemp  Are you alright?  Are you around and good?  

[therealactualkemp]

Alright? Of course I am. I don’t know what that scare with the ‘kidnapping’ was for, though.

[therealactualasteratwood]

No, no, I think someone was trying to frighten me if anything.  Popped into my inbox, said they were going to kidnap you, started carrying on like they had.  And I’ve come to just expect the worst so I immediately believed them like an idiot.  I’m glad you are okay.  And am sorry for any distress I caused anyone.

[therealactualkemp]

Oh, it's... quite alright. And I doubt you behaved like an idiot. This was an unexpected situation, and I understand what Anons can be like. ... Trust me on that. But I do appreciate your concern. Even if we've only spoken to each other once. Thank you.