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Misha Bachynskyi ask blog || @mmmalakai

[therealbadegg]

yo (/ooc post)

Just another Misha Bachynskyi ask/roleplay blogger.

Main Acc: @mmmalakai (he/him)

NSFW jokes are fine, but outright explicit content is not tolerated and will be reported.

Admin’s timezone is AEST (UTC +10) so apologies if I am slow with any asks or tags

RULES:

Other RP and ask blog interactions are amazing (#mischaverse)

Misha’s text will always be green.

If you are a frequent asker with a name/signature, you will have your own tag (eg. Fan anon’s asks are tagged as “#the fan anon”)

Tags will use the name “Mischa/Mischa Bachinski” due it being canon and more commonly known but Misha’s name will be spelt as “Misha Bachynskyi”

CANON:

Everyone gets revived (excluding Karnak) and this is set post-Cyclone.

This is based on the 2016 off-Broadway production with Gus Halper as Misha, however, it takes inspiration from many different productions, so it will not be 100% accurate to his portrayal

Misha is dating Noel, Ricky and Talia (Talia is exclusively Misha’s)

Misha is bisexual, polyamorous and cisgender. He prefers he/him pronouns and is autistic.

Misha has adopted Virgil as his son (in the sense of pet owners calling their pets their children)

BLOGS:

Looking for a Noel

@askconstanceblackwood is Constance (she/her)

@another-ask-ocean-blog is Ocean (she/they/he)

@ask-penny-lamb is Penny (she/they)

Looking for a Ricky

@ask-virgil-the-executioner is Virgil (he/him)

((The colour coding doesn’t mean shit, I just think it’s pretty))

TAGS:

Posts relating to Misha’s pets will be tagged as #mishas pets

Posts relating to any anons will be tagged as #their name/tag + “anon” (eg. #the fan anon, #wiki anon, #🍄 anon)

Posts of the in-character raps I’ve written for Misha are tagged as #badegg bangers

Posts relating to other Misha ask blogs are tagged as #mischa into the mischaverse

Posts of my art are tagged as #my art

Posts that are out-of-character will be tagged as #ooc post. (Any ooc comments seperate from Misha’s text will be tagged as “ooc: [example]”)

Now feel free to drop some asks

Am sure will have tons, I am crazy famous after all 🔥

[therealbadegg]

I miss being active on this blog :(

[therealbadegg]

whats the deal with moonjeans ice beam or whatever?? /Gen q

it's a fire ass song imo and I have mad respect for this benson Boone guy 🤷‍♂️

man's been getting a lot of hate but picks himself up and keeps releasing shit that he likes, he is very real for this. he also does mad wicked flips and has CRAZY vocals dawg

I am a Benson boone defender and I refuse to be ashamed‼️

[vampboyrock]

Can the entire RTC fandom switch to the Ukrainian spelling of Mischa's last name pls + ty

[ask-ocean-ocr]

these silly images remind me of you! (i know what you are.) ❤️🧡🤍🩷💖

- 🦭 anon

Wait, what am I?

Best, Ocean OCR

[therealbadegg]

I think they mean you are lebanese

[therealbadegg]

I just listened to this song that goes "moonbeam ice cream taking off your blue jeans" and bro call me crazy

that shit is mad poetic

Fuck the haters I stand with benson booner

[therealbadegg]

Hey man, you okay

- @askthatfuckedupgiirl mod

ooc

yes, I'm alright :)

so sorry for not being active, BUT I actually promise to revive this blog. no more false promises, I'm gonna lock the freak in dawgs!

can't wait to talk to you guys again :)

[therealbadegg]

Hey, you haven't posted in a while. You okay?

ooc

i am a-okay :)

my hyper fixation for rtc has definitely died down a bunch, I’m not quitting this account but I definitely won’t be as active as I used to be. The lack of posts is mainly due to said lack of interest, and other distractions in my personal life

But beware…. I am still here….. /silly

thank you for being so considerate, i am alright and i will be active again.

[therealbadegg]

Hey Misha!

-@another-ask-ocean-blog

hello Ocean 👋

what is up?

[another-ask-ocean-blog]

So just wondering,

I'm gonna ask you a question that's super important, and very very very serious, and super super big in the grand scheme of things, that you can't take lightly.

[therealbadegg]

ah fuck

serious egg time, got it 🫡

what is it?

[therealbadegg]

Hey Misha!

-@another-ask-ocean-blog

hello Ocean 👋

what is up?

[therealbadegg]

Would you care to join me in my plot to overthrow Ocean as leader of the Choir? She is a tyrant, we can end her reign.

-Ezra 🎭🎤

Hm…

I am all for ending dictatorships…

But as Ocean’s future roommate, I fear she would kill me in my sleep for taking her leadership away

Maybe try @askthatfuckedupgiirl

[askthatfuckedupgiirl]

*Throws a Santa Claus plushie on you (BECAUSE HE'S PAPA NOEL AHHHHHHH)*

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!

@therealbadegg , they're coming for me

[therealbadegg]

How are you a dad!????

HOW IS THIS STILL HAPPENING

[therealbadegg]

hey! sorry for being offline for a while :P

school started up again for me, I've had lots of different things happening, plus it's gotten quite overwhelming with how many asks are in my inbox rn (love you guys but it'll take a while for me to continue with the egg drawings 😭)

I will be reviving soon, I promise 🤙

thanks for the support, egglings ‼️

[ask-penny-lamb]

Throws glue and wool on you to make you a real lamb

NO WAIT-

*gets lambed*

WHAT THE HELL?

@therealbadegg the anons found me

[therealbadegg]

Don't tell them your name is penny

Coins can be murder weapons too

...

Ah, fuck

[therealbadegg]

STOPSTOPSTOP-

*throws another egg*

this is fucking insane, bro

what have I done to deserve THI-

*crack*

PLEASE-

*splat*

...

I'm going to fight someone

[ask-penny-lamb]

Misha why are people throwing eggs at you

[therealbadegg]

I DON'T FUCKING KNOW

I AM BEING CYBER BULLIED

[ask-penny-lamb]

more importantly, how are they throwing the eggs at you

like through the screen or something??

how would that work??

[therealbadegg]

I DON'T KNOWW 😭😭😭😭

THEY'RE TOO POWERFUL, BRO

RUN AWAY AND SAVE YOURSELF

ITS TOO LATE FOR THE BAD EGG

[ask-penny-lamb]

wait

if you're badegg and they keep throwing eggs at you

are they gonna start throwing lambs at me cuz I'm penny lamb

[therealbadegg]

Shit

They won't stop until we are all doomed

Ocean will get roses thrown at her

Noel will get... Christmas thrown at him

Ricky will be assaulted by pots

And Connie is being assaulted with wood

[therealbadegg]

STOPSTOPSTOP-

*throws another egg*

this is fucking insane, bro

what have I done to deserve THI-

*crack*

PLEASE-

*splat*

...

I'm going to fight someone

[ask-penny-lamb]

Misha why are people throwing eggs at you

[therealbadegg]

I DON'T FUCKING KNOW

I AM BEING CYBER BULLIED

[ask-penny-lamb]

more importantly, how are they throwing the eggs at you

like through the screen or something??

how would that work??

[therealbadegg]

I DON'T KNOWW 😭😭😭😭

THEY'RE TOO POWERFUL, BRO

RUN AWAY AND SAVE YOURSELF

ITS TOO LATE FOR THE BAD EGG

[therealbadegg]

*throws a 6th egg at you* SORRY NOT SORRY

Fuck, I am so glad that nonsense is over.

*splat*

...

Yo.