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What this probably smells like: you walk in after a long day on the river, lobster red. you find a bottle labeled aloe vera. "ah," you sigh as you rub it on your skin. until you realise there's nothing soothing about it. "but it smells so real," you think. when in actuality, it reeks of disappointment.

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Almond Cream

What this probably smells like: exactly like cyanide.

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Alluring Apple

What this probably smells like: sexy fruit? i guess if that's what does it for you.

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Absolute Tulip

What this probably smells like: imagine a gentle summer day in the back yard, gardening perhaps, and then you get in the face with 231 pounds of floral-loving Aunt Hilda and there is no doubt in your mind. absolute. tulip.

also, potentially the mother-ship of horticultural aliens.

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A Little Romance

What it probably smells like: what you wish you had done on valentines day instead of whatever you ended up doing.

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so begins a systemic judgement of the largest chain scent provider in america. enjoy.

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