Oi Is This Thing On?!

I dunno......I’m an arsehole with a blog now I s’pose.

[therealbillybutcher]

Got a burnin question? Ask away. Make it good, you lot.

Wheneva yer ready.

[therealbillybutcher]

GAH!!! (in a skinwalker way)

*hisses in ogopogo* I cant be petty too, mate.

[therealbillybutcher]

I dreamt about you. Goshhh.

Musta been quite the nightmare.

[therealbillybutcher]

excuse me sir

Aye?

[therealbillybutcher]

Run away with me. I think you deserve a break from all the supes-hating and fighting.

Well, Im VERY retired so no need to worry mate. I've already run off, and am relaxin' the only way I know how. Appreciate the invite tho.

[therealbillybutcher]

…your dog

…is adorable 🥹

Was. And yeah... he was the greatest boy.

[therealbillybutcher]

billy, do you like bunnies? cause I found one…

He's a bonnie wee beastie.

I do enjoy a good rabbit. Have one meself. Name's Tripp. He's a good lad. Kinda a twat when he wants strawberries tho.

[therealbillybutcher]

Happy first 4th without that blonde cunt! 🙌🏻

Ew and ew...

[therealhughiecampbell]

oi

Only one man has ever oi’ed me, but I suppose I can accept it from you too. Hello there, leg 💛

[therealbillybutcher]

So yer just runnin' round acceptin' any ol random "oi" is that it, aye?

[therealhughiecampbell]

The star spangled fuck told me my hair was falling out🥺

You mean your son? Just put him over your knee or something, fuck knows he of all people needs a good stern talking to!

[therealbillybutcher]

The tosser clearly hasn't been smacked around enough.

[therealbillybutcher]

:(

I miss you <\3

Well... I'm not gonna be all mushy but Im back fer now I s'pose.

[enchantedflameandflower]

ohmygod you just made my day a million times better. Don’t worry, I’ll do all the mushin’

[therealbillybutcher]

You've a deal, luv. You do the mushin' and ill do the complainin', aye? Teamwork.

[enchantedflameandflower]

Yessir! We’re all in this together or some shite like that

[therealbillybutcher]

Swell. But a shite song.

[enchantedflameandflower]

Aye, buncha dozy twats, that lot

[therealbillybutcher]

When are you gonna collaborate with cupcakke

The rapper? And what in god's green dick would I even do with her? You've me mixed up with someone else, mate. Spice Girls and Journey are the end of me music knowledge.

[therealbillybutcher]

:(

I miss you <\3

Well... I'm not gonna be all mushy but Im back fer now I s'pose.

[enchantedflameandflower]

ohmygod you just made my day a million times better. Don’t worry, I’ll do all the mushin’

[therealbillybutcher]

You've a deal, luv. You do the mushin' and ill do the complainin', aye? Teamwork.

[enchantedflameandflower]

Yessir! We’re all in this together or some shite like that

[therealbillybutcher]

Swell. But a shite song.

[enchantedflameandflower]

Aye, buncha dozy twats, that lot

[therealbillybutcher]

That they are.

[therealhughiecampbell]

It's cute when you get jealous.

I don’t know how to feel about that stamens, my anonymous friend

[therealbillybutcher]

Aye, they're not wrong.

[therealbillybutcher]

i love you. I want to kiss you. Consensually.

How polite of ya.

[therealhughiecampbell]

[therealbillybutcher]

Alrigh' just jokin', no need to get yer bollocks in a bunch. Nobody's kissin' this ol fella anytime soon.

[therealhughiecampbell]

Nobody but me 😌

[therealbillybutcher]

S'pose so.

[therealbillybutcher]

:(

I miss you <\3

Well... I'm not gonna be all mushy but Im back fer now I s'pose.

[enchantedflameandflower]

ohmygod you just made my day a million times better. Don’t worry, I’ll do all the mushin’

[therealbillybutcher]

You've a deal, luv. You do the mushin' and ill do the complainin', aye? Teamwork.

[enchantedflameandflower]

Yessir! We’re all in this together or some shite like that

[therealbillybutcher]

Swell. But a shite song.

[therealbillybutcher]

What're your favorite ways to cuddle w hughie? :3

I just sorta sit or lay there and this brat wraps himself round me. I've tried protestin' but he's a lot like arguin' with a golden retriever honestly. Totally against me will, but slobbered on anyway.