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How it feels to be a hater but u only hate in private with ur best friend so it hurts nobody

dedicated to that one segment of dialogue in 1-5 where van zieks is like ‘his belt pouch has been in my safekeeping’ i think thats gay as fuck personally

+silly bonus

yumiluna

imo vanlock is an extremely underrated ship

does no one see the romcom potential of two bickering middle aged men who secretly pine and care for each other and are forced into a co-parenting scenario whilst bound by trauma?

dude i don't get it, imagine the possibilities 🤯

YOU ABSOLUTELY GET IT 😤😤😤😤 The bickering! The BANTER! The TRAUMA!! THE CO-PARENTING!!! HERLOCK AND IRIS CARING DEEPLY AND GENUINELY FOR BAROK BECAUSE THEY'RE THE ONLY ONES (alive) WHO DO!!! THE IDEA OF BAROK TRYING TO BE A FATHER FIGURE THAT KLINT COULD NEVER BE BUT FALLING IN LOVE WITH IRIS' CURRENT DADDY!!!!!!!! THE IDEA OF HERLOCK AND IRIS HELPING BAROK WORK THROUGH THEIR TRAUMA TOGETHER BUT BECOMING A BEAUTIFUL LOVING FAMILY AS A RESULT!!!!!!!!!!! THE IDEA OF BAROK EVEN TRYING TO BE A DAD BUT EMBARRASSING HIMSELF MISERABLY ONLY FOR HERLOCK TO BE LIKE yeah i get it you'll get to it IS JUST!!!!!!

You are RIGHT the possibilities are literally ENDLESS but that is why this ship has permanently rotted my brain and I wouldn't have it any other way

msmosa-deactivated20260520

would you hate me for posting actual toxic vanlock yes or no-

Im a vanlock bitter exes who eventually become fwb sometime pre canon truther. 💔 Baro probably still holds some feelings years later (that man does NOT let go easily), and Herlock is awfully guilty realizing that truth and knowing he doesn't feel the same.