THE Chris McLean!

The best host of Total Drama, of-course! I love torturing Helping my contestants! | Chef is my bestie! (But I underpay him lol.)

[therealchrismclean]

Hello fellow campers! (And other kinda insignificant people...)

It's Chris McLean here! Not with another season of Total Drama sadly, but with an official Tumblr account! Me and the execs were snoopin' around on our former contestants posts so why not give Tumblr a try? I asked some of them (including Chef) to join but they really didn't oblige... :( Oh well! I'll be sure to answer ALL of your questions, if I can! (P.S. Any impersonators are phonies, I'm the only supreme one you can see! ;) )

[therealchrismclean]

Where do you get ur cocaine from

What cocaine? Jelly that I still have energy in my 40's?

[therealchrismclean]

haiii chrissy!! :DDD chrissy clain XD (✿◡‿◡)

Hello...

[therealchrismclean]

heiii! omga hello! ! \^o^/ u were gone for awhile :C never again pleas!! never leave me X3

Sorry, too busy handling the different seasons of Total Drama...

[whosminseo]

tag game idea! :) go to pinterest, type «___ aesthetic» with your city/country, eye color, favorite color and name. put in image that comes up and tag friends! (you not have to say city/country and name for privacy obviously, or use online name)

@loserhoneyy @worldsbiggestnerd101 @1nternet-ang3l @starberrymothh @arrxw81194 @eternallyajanedoe

[1nternet-ang3l]

yay !

skipped over favorite color cuz i don't have one

@localfisherdeity @ferocioustrout @bald69420 @gallonwghost @ anyone else !!

[gallonwghost]

Sorry this took a while! Anyway,

I put "Green Mexico" despite not fully living over there, but anyway, i skipped the name part for obvious reasons

@itscubetime @vlindaaa @vapefluid @ferocioustrout @rowebug @deimosbreakfrost @pinklemonslices @jibanyans-chocobar @ensinia-internetstranger + anybody who wants to join!

[itscubetime]

i changed the name one to my disasterous disarray name, because my actual name would've been relatively easy to figure out, but yeah i like how it turned out

@blossomfestival @3amclothesmonster @bald69420 @cupidariumzz @criminalcinnamon and more if ya wanttttttt!!!!

[criminalcinnamon]

I put in my name (won't say it here and you probably won't be able to guess it from the images)

@sigmxnd @wetfishguts @depressedjellydonut @rene-01 (that's everyone I could think of)

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i like how this one turned out :3

no pressure: @crimson-chaser @mech-mantis @deimosbreakfrost @uhhhhpickles @polyel

[deimosbreakfrost-deactivated202]

Goddamn

@sharkyrandom @waykner @skunkbutts @markusmarcuswhatevers @c4ndyl0l @chocot0rro @r4bidcherry @pawzofchaos @lung-worm2023 @wheredidalltheusersgo @gallonwghost @marrfixated @averagehorrorlover @cinnam0nspider @estrelarabiscada @frontallobotomy03 @larryzstars @i-wanna-show-you-off @the-passer-outer

[c4ndyl0l]

Holy moly :000000

TAGS!!!!1!!2!1!2: @w00den-h3ad @woobab @drchr15t0ff @anonymousegeek @oncelerstar23 @m3lon-c @sideshowadrian @rachelcommitscrimes @theflatpancakes @namiriann @brostrodamis @2010sammxx

[therealchrismclean]

MEEEEE

[therealchrismclean]

Oh, out of character but I despise Israel. That's all I have to say before taking a big-ass hiatus for no apparent reason.

Free Palestine.

[therealchrismclean]

Birthday: Never Again.

I hate Chef.

[therealchrismclean]

God have mercy on their souls. Cause he knows I fucking wont.

Who is this about. WHO IS THIS ABOUT?!

[therealchrismclean]

Alright, I'm gonna have to disable asks for a moment.

I love y'all because of the amazing, funny, and interesting asks but I have to disable it for a while (maybe a few days) until I get my inbox cleared out. I'll let y'all know when I enable it back. :D

[therealchrismclean]

he cant see us he broke the lock on our cage out of anger okease pelase hel p us om begging you hostn cjrkcln

Eugh. Not my problem. Get mauled however you want, as long as it gives me some ratings.

[therealchrismclean]

You'd BETTER make sure this mf gets more screen time next season; preferably with fewer fart jokes. Tell him to get better humor before coming back on the show.

Look, I've tried but the executives are on my ass right now to make it "family-friendly". FIRST SEASON WASN'T FAMILY FRIENDLY?! WHY DOES THIS ONE HAVE TO BE?! But, he's also unfunny even when he's NOT on camera. The amount of times this guy scrolls on Reddit is actually shocking. Also, fine. I'll give him screen-time. But he BETTER NOT fuck this up.

[therealchrismclean]

What’s inside your necklace??👀

People think it's some sort of secret, or a prized possession, or a soul.

The truth is, I'll never tell.

[therealchrismclean]

😁👉🕳️

go on. get in there.

WHAT THE HELL? THAT'S THE SAME HOLE I USE FOR DISCARDING USELESS INTERNS! I'm NOT a useless intern!

[therealchrismclean]

goodnight chrissy!! its 12:18 4 me rn and i cant sleep again :'3 but hello!! heii i:D ヾ(≧▽≦*)o what iz UP XD

I'm starting to think that all Tumblr users lack sleep...

[therealchrismclean]

You’re literally so in love with Chef man like look in the mirror

I AM NOT! SHUT UP!

[therealchrismclean]

I cant sleep.

What, am I supposed to sing you a lullaby?

[therealchrismclean]

My body hurts, my brain hurts. Their screaming is getting louder no matter how much I tell them nobody will hear their cries. No matter what they tell me in court, they will not escape me.

This is my account, NOT A PLACE FOR THE CRAZY!