floofen

Lucine.she/her.28 I reblog funny stuff, and sometimes art, I'm super cool you know (and antispeciest)

[charl0ttan]

its 2024 i dont think i should have to pee just because i drank something

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[justatiredlittlesnail]

[erisivy]

[captain-price-returns]

nine pregnant women can make a baby in one month

[izzyizzybobizzy]

[willgrahamscock]

thank you gif makers, editors, artists and fanfic writers for keeping fandoms alive, we <3 you

[wakingfromthewater]

This was shared as a "bad" joke but I was so charmed by it I've been thinking about it for days.

[artistic-octopus]

[wordswithkittywitch]

Moose at the next table: No they don't. I've been waiting here for an hour.

[totally-not-an-al1en]

[yesornopolls]

Are you in denial about a characters death to the point you pretend it never happened?

Are you in denial about a characters death to the point you pretend it never happened?

Yes

No

Voting ended onJul 20

[noblackwomannocry]

tumblr has worked quite quickly to improve their reporting system to cocnretely distinguish between CSEM and sexualised depictions of children! instead of the broad "harm to minors" report, you are now given these options under the "child exploitation" banner:

this is a great move towards helping to prevent the exploitation of children on this website and on the broader internet, and undoubtedly makes categorisation of and investigation of reports much easier. sexualised depictions of fictional children are not allowed on this website according to the user guidelines, but this new categorisation means that reports of CSEM can be treated with the gravity they deserve, while user guidelines violations can be treated separately.

[serregon]

I know we make jokes about the proverbial asexual pervert who has written hundreds of thousands of words of smut on ao3, but also shoutout to the aces who aren’t perverts. to the aces who skip the sex scenes and wince at sex jokes and awkwardly leave the conversation when your friends start talking about sex. your boundaries aren’t childish and fuck anyone who says otherwise.

[thefloatingstone]

I've known about this song for like 10 years but for SOME REASON my brain decided that this is gonna be playing in my head on repeat non-stop for the past WEEK.

It's tormenting me.

He's right tho.

[cupcraft]

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

[aropride]

do u like mine

[cupcraft]

Oh wow.

[cupcraft]

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

[anariel-the-elrond-apologist]

[princesssarisa]

Where did your first name come from?

I was named after one of my parents

I was named after a dead relative or family friend

I was named after a living relative or family friend

I was named after a religious figure

I was named after a historical figure

I was named after a fictional character

I was named after a place

My parents just chose a name they liked

Other

Voting ended onJul 13

Having been named after a character in The Great Gatsby by my English-major dad, I thought I would ask about this.

[beecheetoz]

recently i've been reading different stuff, and i came across this fanfic called "airplanes" thanks to my girlfriend... i cannot describe the feelings, how much i LOVE reading it (i haven't finished)

i promised myself i had to draw them at the beach, at least before i finish reading it, so here it is! hope you like it♡

"Airplanes" belongs to @captainmintyfresh. i absolutely loved this fanfic, hope you like this drawing, thank you so much for such a beautiful work♡

[thiamfresh]

Holy shit 😭😭😍😍😍

"Hope you like this drawing" I dont just like it i'm gonna get this tattood on my face. Its GORGEOUS!!

I'm so glad you're enjoying my fic!!

[wishywashysmoshy]

My favorite part of Smosh is whenever Shayne starts laughing like a cartoon bully

[7thrsd]

a goodbye kiss from your 🫲partner🫱 after a hard day at work

[h4nifah]

almost everything men say they love about their culture is actually reliant on the labour of women. that’s why it’s so easy for them to feel proud and protective over it. taking care of elders and not putting them in care homes? the care is always done almost exclusively by female family members. the yummy traditional food? cooked by women. the fun events and gatherings? organised and hosted by the women. men love taking credit for their culture but in reality they barely participate in the actual hard work, they just get to sit back and enjoy all the benefits of it. it’s a scam 🤷🏻‍♀️

[peach-pot]

being anti-amatonormativity in a romance centered world is like watching half the people who you know put all their eggs in one basket and then drop the basket and all their eggs break and they’re crying and swearing they’re never gonna do that again and then a month later they have all new eggs in a new basket and they tell you the problem was they didn’t have a strong enough basket or fresh enough eggs and then they drop the fucking basket again.