★× Candy Krueger ×★

{Hello!! Candy Krueger here!} {16 yrs old. This is my real age, dont be weird.} {She/they/xe/it/ze/paw/star/🎧/🎀/bun/silly/doll/cat/^ω^/:]/cupid/zomb/gal/mew/🌸/rawr/cyber/ze/snow/fwu/vy/thing/angel/miku/sleepy/fizz/sprinkle/<3/freak/[REDACTED]/guts/void/glam/(^ ^)/cookieself} {Bisexual, demi-girl & xenogender} {Argentinian 🇦🇷} {♡ Wife of The Mask/Stanley Ipkiss ♡} {Yumeshipper} {I'm taken, so no flirting with me!!} {DNI if you are under 13, proshippers, darkshipper, profic, l0l1con, sh0t4con, racist, ableist, homophobe/transphobe/xenophobe, anti-agere, anti-yumeshipper, neo n4z1s or anything considered problematic and or disgusting.} {Age Regression blog: @l1ttl3c4ndy} {Pfp made by: rateat3r_}

[c4ndyl0l]

So i saw that i now have stretch marks... I wonder how Stanley is gonna act about it-

[askstanleyipkiss]

MARRY ME ALREADY GOSH DANGIT-

[c4ndyl0l]

Oh jeez- oh jeez oh my oh jeez oh god-

*flustered intensifies*

[c4ndyl0l]

Hai gays, i come here once more to feed you all a new yumeship edit 😛

Eat up my pookies, i shall now go back to my cave /silly

[zeph4zero]

drool everywhere

[c4ndyl0l]

Me when hh me when when i uhm me when uh i uh uhm me when me me when me when hhhhhh,,,,

ME WHEN HIM

[askstanleyipkiss]

Im getting you pregnant tonight

[c4ndyl0l]

WOAH-

go ahead, please

[zeph4zero]

drool everywhere

[c4ndyl0l]

Me when hh me when when i uhm me when uh i uh uhm me when me me when me when hhhhhh,,,,

ME WHEN HIM

[leonardcohenofficial]

[wermonastring]

🥚:scrambled cheesily

🥩:? Idk medium, a lil pink in the center

Milk: cow 🐄

🍸: ? Unsure, never had, probably smth fruity

Warm drink: apple cider (yum)

@just-a-little-trans-chaos @finnslay open tags

[finnslay]

🥚: b o i l e d

🥩: i dont like steak </3

milk: i dont drink milk </3 never had any other than cow and i dont like cow

alcohol: i am too young to drink it

warm drink: hot cocoa <3

@solspotted @axi-the-tapeworm @hit-buck-with-a-car @dam-bluecookies + open tags !

[stars-and-scribbles]

🥚: SCRAMBPLED

🥩: rare (unless I’m feeling squeemish in which case I go medium rare)

milk:

Horizon Organic Shelf Stable 1% Lowfat Vanilla Milk Box 8 Fl Oz

alcohol: only had it during church communion so I’m jsut gonna say red wine?

warm drink: same as prev!!! hot cocoa is great all year round.

tags: @fishthefrog @magpirsquared @thefallenangel2008 @carnivalcomics @dianosol @illegalcheese73 @baxieblur-turnip @rosedragon28 and open tags!!

[baxieblur-turnip]

thanks for the tag!!

🥚: fried

🥩: rare

alcohol: nothing really, haven’t tried much

warm drink: easilyyy hot chocolate prev + grandprev you’re so right

open tags

[human-lab-rat]

Egg: don’t like in general, but if I have to eat it, scrambled

Steak: Rare or medium rare

Alcohol: Red wine

Warm Drink: Unsweetened Tea my beloved

@ana-hyperfixates-on @cgsdraws @bi-all-known-laws-of-aviation @the-insan1ty-clause + open tags

[cgsdraws]

Egg: over easy(?) (we don’t know the technical term but we call it sunny side twice lol. Yoke runny but all the whites cooked)

Steak: well done or medium well (little to no pink in the middle) SMOTHERED IN A1 SAUCE

Alcohol: No. I will refuse to drink to the day I die. (My family has…alcoholism run in it…abusive drunks…)

Warm Drink: ok I despise warm drinks but I have found hot cocoa to be the only one semi enjoyable anymore

@ajolteonnamedsparky @th3deadmanwalking

[ajolteonnamedsparky]

egg - boild

steak - I hate steak. venison is better

milk - chocolate

alcohol - haven’t had any

warm drink - hot cocoa

open tags

[stargazer56cipher]

Egg- over easy

Steak- I’m vegetarian so I don’t eat steak, but when I did eat meat I’d only eat well done because WHY ARE YOU EATING UNCOOKED MEAT

Milk- Whole(?) i just like any kind of milk that isn’t skim idk what to say

Alcohol- Never had any, never will (since it is literally just poison)

Warm drink- (Herbal) TEA— I love tea so much for an entire month it was basically my entire method of hydration— one time I literally drank eight cups of tea in a day— (I also love hot chocolate, i do drink unhealthy amounts of that too)

@cluckyhylian @a-wild-dragon @cosmicnooddles and open tags :3

[cosmicnooddles]

Egg- Scrambled, but I don’t really like it.

Steak- I don’t really like steak that much, but medium well.

Milk- Any milk that doesn’t taste like crap.

Warm drink- Hmm, probably tea, I drink tea a lot, more than plain water, soooooo. (MY GOD STARGAZER, we’re kinda the same, I love hot chocolate and drink super unhealthy amounts when I can get my hands on it.

Alcohol- Too young and never will. It seems so addicting, and can get you drunk (not saying that’s a bad thing, but still)

Open tags :3 @pjofan-offical @shad0w-jump3r @rachelsblue-hairbrush @ionicanarchy

[rachelsblue-hairbrush]

Egg - ewwww

Steak - I REFUSE TO EAT SOMETHING THAT CAN LOOK AT ME

Milk - chocolate or strawberry

Alcohol - the few times my mother has given me alcohol I hated it

Warm drink - hot chocolate or raspberry tea

@/open!

[skysthelimit57]

Egg - scrambled

Steak - medium rare

Milk - chocolate almond milk

Alcohol - no

Warm drink - hot chocolate

Open tags

[1tz-cha0s]

Egg - eggbread

Steak - no

Milk - only during the night

Alcohol - no

Warm drink - I’ll say vanilla raf but just so you know this was a very difficult choice

Open tags!

[biteriskpuppy]

egg: scrambled with cheese🤤

steak: only ever had it cooked all the way through

milk: gross :(

alcohol: never had it!!!!

warm drink: coffee or tea🤤

@gaap08 @vcraftssomeshit @pissedoffclown @ppuppyev @chris-da-pupp @wh0rerf4n

[wh0rerf4n]

egg: sunnyside up with a rlly runny yolk :3

steak: medium rare :3

milk: strawberry or banana!!!!

alcohol: buzzballs or anythin fruity rlly. i also like vodka

warm drink: green tea or angel milk :3

tags —>

@eggchanisactuallyraylon @letters-not-opened11 @theweirdqueerthing @cat-found-in-an-allie + open tags :3

[theweirdqueerthing]

Oooo

Egg: sunnyside up with a raw yolk

Steak: as rare as they can make it

Milk: Lactaid

Alcohol: never had any but I have smelled rubbing alcohol

Warm drink: hot chocolate :3

Tags: @rockymountyn @cat-found-in-an-allie @saph-the-queer @c4ndyl0l @w0rst-to-ever-do-it @darkorange00 @darkbananagirl00 + open tags cuz I’m lazy 3:

[c4ndyl0l]

Heheheheh bleh :3

Egg: Fried, they taste so damn good-

Steak: I always had it cooked so,,, cooked ig-?

Milk: C H O C O L A T E.

Alcohol: And me no likey! /ref/silly

Warm drink: HOT CHOCOLATE 4EVERRRR

Very gay tags: @ajtheweirdo @wonkers-hog @thatcatstickfigure @ilovevictorzsasz @renthesilliestbeing + open tags cuz balls

[c4ndyl0l]

I love these two idiots so so so so so so so so so much, im gonna shake them like ragdolls and throw them across the room /pos/affec

[askstanleyipkiss]

I miss you my wife

Come back to us

[c4ndyl0l]

How about,,, you come to me :>?

[c4ndyl0l]

So i saw that i now have stretch marks... I wonder how Stanley is gonna act about it-

[c4ndyl0l]

I love these two idiots so so so so so so so so so much, im gonna shake them like ragdolls and throw them across the room /pos/affec

[askstanleyipkiss]

Me when I see my wifes and AJ and Louis

@c4ndyl0l @askpeggyblog @ajtheweirdo

[askstanleyipkiss]

Hai husband,,, haiiiii,,,,,

Have flowers husband,,,, ehhehrhehgjjwfrhwjg

I need you husband,,,,, i need youuuu,,,, T_T

:00 I love youuu, the flowers are so pretty ^^

[c4ndyl0l]

EHHEEHHEHRHWHRHWHGHWJJRKWJFWKHLWL

I LOVE MY SILLY CUTE AND ADORABLE STANLEY AND THAT STUPID BUT BEAUTIFUL MASK WHO HAUNTS MY DREAMS /vpos

[c4ndyl0l]

Okay im joyous again

Im alright now chat, anyways uhhhh,,,

Boo

[c4ndyl0l]

I don't know what i did wrong, but i feel horrible.

I'm hideous.

[c4ndyl0l]

Im a horrible person, i should've asked for permission. I always do stuff without thinking about it first.

I just wish i could sort things out.

[c4ndyl0l]

Hallo fellow creatures who follow me, i come this night to show a ship-edit i made of me and Mask :3

Me x The Mask canon,,,,, ehheheheheheh

(art in the intro is made by @/tinybubble330 !! Creds to them)

[hxxrtlxss-ghxst]

reblog this post with the colour you associate with prev and why!

(I have synesthesia, I wanna see what everyone else comes up with)

@dazaisbaldspot @smoresxd @bloody--dreams @number1odasakufan @cmd-shift4 @melancholic-whimsy @vinnythefrog @sincerelykomi @spiralingbackintime @ryuwantsrevenge @g0reybonez @trashy-trout45 @slitneyspears + open tags /nf

[myosotis-elinora]

Not sure why, but prev's orange to me

@mossysjournal @unfortune-ly @stup1dvoid @urfriendlyneighborhoodbiderman + anyone who wants to share their opinion! I think I may know what some of you will say

[mossysjournal]

why of course, baby blue 🩵 (bc forget me nots)

@sageourplanetmeow @cmd-shift4 @lustfuldemonlady

[lustfuldemonlady]

Ur acc hehe ^^

@dante-the-potato, @zephyr-the-artist, @shadowh00pa, @handlelevine60, @starsandstuffyayyy, @bluejayanimations123, @pamiwerewolfybunterfly + open tagz

[pamiwerewolfybunterfly]

I think you associated the color turquoise and hot pink because ur username and banner reminds me of Asmodeus from Helluva Boss.

WHAT BOUT ME PACk?!

@stardxstsleep @starsandstuffyayyy @frogshroomsarentadrug-offical @i-am-trashyy @hawkeyedoodles @m30wm30wm3ow @b-does-arts @galaxywolfcomet @laya-euphoria @xxxlawrencexxx @vinylv1 @crystalline-loptous @roleplaynerdylover @khrystenapofficial @zchannel @sillstarszz @herwonderlandfirefreakingevil @torrentialchaos @cookiecat-7388new @sleepi-toasti @vito-the-troublemaker @chaos-triangle @ilovefelixthemagician @manekimelikawaii @lydia-khoward @lunawolf012306

[frogshrooms-offical]

Hmmm hot pink and neon colours!

@winterinkspill @raventhecrispy-offical @silly-fi5h @averageao3enjoyer @azurest4r @quill-m0tt0 @shadow-milk-cookie-1simp @serenewarrior @sixfootraven @lydia-khoward and everyone i inevitably forgot (sorry)

[serenewarrior]

Ooooooooooh. I think you seem like an orange to me. Probably something like this:

Idk why, you just give off that vibe for some reason.

@thatglitchfan @i-am-lettuse @jelloiscoolbutyuriisbetter @hatenocheese @imnotcarrie

[imnotcarrie]

hmmm probably a green, like this

i think it's because of ur pfp idk lmaoo

random tagss: @fuzzylobster @boydiaryy @serenewarrior @erncore @enuff2btuff @theweirdqueerthing @urlocaltwinkrey @knox-turnal @jupiter-does-things

[theweirdqueerthing]

Hmmm, this

The color of the ladys dress

@saph-the-queer @wh0rerf4n @rockymountyn @c4ndyl0l @cat-found-in-an-allie @darkorange00 + open tags since I'm lazy 3:

[c4ndyl0l]

These colors remind me of your account :3

Tags !! @ajtheweirdo @ilovevictorzsasz @darkbananagirl00 + open tags cuz im lazy asf-

[theweirdqueerthing]

Freak post so yes, warningggg

IM ABOUT TO VICIOUSLY IMPREGNATE THIS MAN FOR FUCKS SAKE, DEARGOD LET ME JUST BEND HIM OVER, INEED THISMAN SO ADUHDUBUBDUBDBUSBUEUBUSBHBEUBDUBS- *Creams myself and dies*

@c4ndyl0l , this post reminds me of you

[c4ndyl0l]

HEHEHHEHEHEHEHHE

Anyways lemme just,,,

AHEM!!!

(suggestive post ahead, scroll off if u don't like it !)

IM GONNA BANG THIS MAN SO HARDLY, HIS WHOLE ENTIRE BODY IS GONNA BE TREMBLING AND COVERED IN BITE MARKS, THEM MARKS WILL BE VERY VISIBLE SO EVERYBODY KNOW THAT HE MY MAN

[c4ndyl0l]

Just gonnaaa,,, leave this playlist here,,,,

Playlist of me and male wife, LISTEN TO IT OR I'LL EAT YOUR GUTS /silly/j