The Story Makes The Book

[theambassadorposts]

SHOUT IT FROM THE MOUNTAINTOPS

[therealclarkk]

Facts

[did-you-know]

Monkeys can learn to use money. Capuchins that were taught to exchange silver discs for treats began budgeting for foods they liked, buying more of something when the price dropped, and started gambling. Eventually, there was an incident where ‘money’ was stolen, and the rich monkeys even figured out they could pay each other for sex. Source Source 2

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Updates to Tumblr’s Community Guidelines

Today we announced some big updates to our Community Guidelines and what kind of content is permitted on Tumblr. Adult content will no longer be allowed here. While we do not judge anyone for their desire to post, engage with, or view this stuff, it is time for us to change our relationship with it.

We expect you may have some questions on how this will affect you, and we’re here to make sure those questions get answered.

When does the new policy take effect?

Our new Community Guidelines will go into effect on December 17, 2018.

Newly uploaded content flagged as adult will no longer be allowed on Tumblr. We’ll also begin flagging and removing existing adult content with the ultimate goal of removing as much of it as we can.

What is considered adult content?

Adult content primarily includes photos, videos, or GIFs that show real-life human genitals or female-presenting nipples, and any content—including photos, videos, GIFs and illustrations—that depicts sex acts.

What is still permitted?

Examples of exceptions that are still permitted are exposed female-presenting nipples in connection with breastfeeding, birth or after-birth moments, and health-related situations, such as post-mastectomy or gender confirmation surgery. Written content such as erotica, nudity related to political or newsworthy speech, and nudity found in art, such as sculptures and illustrations, are also stuff that can be freely posted on Tumblr.

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[therealclarkk]

Dumbest shit in history. You won’t recover from this

[cofficionado]

[jvlioo]

“Girl you think I give a fuck about this job. I don’t want this job, I want you.”

- Barack Obama

[getcultured-deactivated20201101]

Big dick energy

[cognvcblvck]

This why he the GOAT 🔥🔥🔥

[blacktexassmuscle]

[montylux]

Fuck yeah!!

[strikerjones77042]

Yes sir

[wynsongbyrd]

How many reblogs can I get? | Instagram & Snapchat: WynSongByrd (I follow back actives!💯💯😘)

[therealclarkk]

😍😍😍😍

[kimreesesdaughter]

Leak that playlist?

My sex playlist is 3 hours long. Lmaooo. I’ll give at least twenty. 

3Way-Teyana Taylor ft. TyDolla $ign

B.E.D. Remix-Jacquees ft.TyDolla $ign and Quavo

Peace Sign-Sevyn Streeter ft. Dave East

That’s the Way Love Goes-Janet Jackson

Sex You-Bando Jonez

Oh I-The Game ft. Sevyn, Young Thug and Jeremih

P.O.V.-DVSN

Love U Better-TyDolla $ign ft. The-Dream and Lil Wayne

Caretaker-DRAM ft. SZA

Lights On-H.E.R.

Red Light Special-TLC

Before I Do-Sevyn Streeter (her last album was straight bangers)

You Belong to Someone Else-Jacquees ft. Dej Loaf

Fallen-Sevyn Streeter ft. TyDolla $ign and Cam Wallace

Baby-Ashanti

Dangerous-Meek Mill ft. Jeremih and PnB Rock

So Good-Big Sean ft. Kash Doll

Knockin’ Da Boots-H-Town (Jodeci has a nice rendition of this too!)

Special Affair-The Internet

The Hills Remix-The Weeknd ft. Nicki Minaj

Takes Two-K.Michelle ft. Jeremih

Do Not Disturb-Teyana Taylor

Too Deep-DVSN (be prepared for a weak ass pullout game on this track)

With Me-DVSN

Nasty Grind-Adina Howard

Drunk in Love Remix-Beyonce ft. Jay-Z and that man

All the Time-Jeremih ft. Natasha Mosley and Lil Wayne

Kamasutra-Juicy J ft. Cardi B

Don’t Pull Out On Me Yet-TLC

Shout-TLC

Give It To Me While It’s Hot-TLC

Planez-Jeremih ft. J.Cole

You’re Making Me High-Toni Braxton

Meeting in my Bedroom-Silk

Rain-SWV

The Body-Wale ft. Jeremih

Deep-BlackStreet

I’m Fucking You Tonight-Notorious B.I.G.

ICE-Kelly Rowland ft. Lil Wayne

Motivation-Kelly Rowland

Rock Bottom-Pleasure P

Late Night Special-Pretty Ricky

Stay-Pretty Ricky

Make It Like It Was-Pretty Ricky (honestly the entire Late Night Special album by Pretty Ricky is essential)

Rocket-Beyonce

Dance 4U-Beyonce

The Weekend-SZA

Redbone-Childish Gambino

Don’t forget the frozen fruits, red light and blindfolds! 

[thefullestm00n]

frozen fruits for what sis? bless us

[kimreesesdaughter]

For neck and nipple sucking. Hold the fruit between your tongue and their neck. Suckle the sides of their neck while sucking on the fruit at the same time. You can use ice too but it melts so damn fast.

You can hold the fruit between your teeth or in your mouth and make circular motions around their nipples and suck the juice from the fruit off.

You can heighten this experience by blindfolding them while you do it. I use a red light for my bedroom too.

[kimreesesdaughter]

Do this to a man. Change his life.

[liquidgoldencherry-blog]

[kimreesesdaughter]

[bboyplankton]

Oh you got the dangerous playlist lol.

[kimreesesdaughter]

If we being honest, I should have a one year old 🤰🏾The Universe was looking out😂

[secretthings12345]

[phillyfreespirit69]

Everyday

[onesmokingcouple-deactivated201]

Facts

[superwettpussy]

Everyday

[77zcr-deactivated20240609]

wig chronicles 😂

[afrikangyal-deactivated20190204]

bruh 😂😂😂

[thegoldencheeks]

Lmaoo

[slimdaddymbaku]

“Want me talk dirty to you ?” How you fall for that ?! 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀💀

[mielparaoshun]

@dmauldin

[candiikismet]

How I’m trynna be! 🤣🤣🤣

[therealclarkk]

Lmaaaaaooooooo

[i-eat-you-ride-deactivated20180]

Why does every girl i could potentially have my dick in have to be far away 😒😒

[prettyandmean]

We think the same thing

[threetimesthedawn-blog]

Anonymously message me (3) things you want to know about me.

[astronomyinspires]

I’m a high school physics and chemistry teacher. I have a B.S. in Physics and my Master’s degree in science education. I started going to school to become an astrophysicist, because I fell in love with the stars. I became a teacher because I also fell in love with teaching, I love learning, and I know I can make a difference in helping increase science literacy.

My Dad sent this to me today. It’s only funny because of how devistatingly true it is. My family and friends worry about my financial situation. I hate that. I hate that this country doesn’t value education. This is why so many teachers leave after the first year, they aren’t supported. I’ve seen colleagues who are amazing science teachers leave their positions because they aren’t able to support their families.

Please consider what these teacher protests are really about, and support your teachers.

I really loved this video. Even if you don’t like Bill Maher or my liberal views, I think it’s worth the watch.

https://youtu.be/UIjxnKp0Ay0

[prettyandmean]

F O X Y R E D❤️❤️

[therealclarkk]

😍😍🤤😍

[skinnybean2012]

Reblog if your tumblr is a secret

[clitorally-deactivated20180518]

🤫🤫

[queen-ayisha]

Ayisha Cottontail

[queen-ayisha]

Ayisha Cottontail

[internethoeesss304]

[therealclarkk]

She fine AF