You Need Me To Kill A Guy?

[therealdeadman]

It’s the one and only Deadpool well if you don’t count the others in the multiverse but who cares about those losers?!

//this is more movie versions I have not yet got a lot of comics on him yet :(

[therealdeadman]

Who the fuck are you and where are you from?

- @thebloodlessbird

I am Deadpool! I’m from everywhere man!

[thebloodlessbird]

Right. Maybe what I should be askin’ is, who’re you fighting for?

[therealdeadman]

Myself man! I get payed to kill nothing better!”

[thebloodlessbird]

Thats a fuckin’ horrible buisness model.

[therealdeadman]

It’s an amazing business model! I can’t die man I can do anything

[thebloodlessbird]

Do people pay you to do anything else?

[therealdeadman]

Some weird ass sex parties but that’s about it

[therealdeadman]

Who the fuck are you and where are you from?

- @thebloodlessbird

I am Deadpool! I’m from everywhere man!

[thebloodlessbird]

Right. Maybe what I should be askin’ is, who’re you fighting for?

[therealdeadman]

Myself man! I get payed to kill nothing better!”

[thebloodlessbird]

Thats a fuckin’ horrible buisness model.

[therealdeadman]

It’s an amazing business model! I can’t die man I can do anything

[therealdeadman]

Who the fuck are you and where are you from?

- @thebloodlessbird

I am Deadpool! I’m from everywhere man!

[thebloodlessbird]

Right. Maybe what I should be askin’ is, who’re you fighting for?

[therealdeadman]

Myself man! I get payed to kill nothing better!”

[therealdeadman]

Who the fuck are you and where are you from?

- @thebloodlessbird

I am Deadpool! I’m from everywhere man!

[arkhams-knighted]

So are you like a hired killer or you just like to shoot stuff?

I like to shoot things.

[therealdeadman]

You know what I get that! I’m a bit of both you know? Like to dip my toes in both pools.

[arkhams-knighted]

I do both. As well.

[therealdeadman]

Ah nice nice! Who’s your best kill?

[arkhams-knighted]

Bane.

[therealdeadman]

Ha! The Bane? Like big old mean guy bane?

[arkhams-knighted]

So are you like a hired killer or you just like to shoot stuff?

I like to shoot things.

[therealdeadman]

You know what I get that! I’m a bit of both you know? Like to dip my toes in both pools.

[arkhams-knighted]

I do both. As well.

[therealdeadman]

Ah nice nice! Who’s your best kill?

[arkhams-knighted]

So are you like a hired killer or you just like to shoot stuff?

I like to shoot things.

[therealdeadman]

You know what I get that! I’m a bit of both you know? Like to dip my toes in both pools.

[dirtyriver]

Catwoman #88, cover by Sebastian Fiumara

[therealdeadman]

That is one cool cover! Wish my covers were that cool no fair!

[trigger-hound]

So where is your territory to kill?

any and all for the right price

[therealdeadman]

Hm me too! What a coincidence.

[trigger-hound]

who are you?

[therealdeadman]

Deadpool pretty cool name I know. I was just around here doing a job and checking out the other pay for killers

[trigger-hound]

alright well then leave me alone

He looks quite irritated at the intrusion

[therealdeadman]

Hey come on! I just got here it was a quick job just splitting a guys head open. Let’s chat! You look cool

[trigger-hound]

I would prefer to not be around competition

He seems to snarl at the other man

[therealdeadman]

Ah so you got that dog in you! Ha! *He did not seemed worried for any threat of this man*

[trigger-hound]

he freezes and steps back

[therealdeadman]

What? *He looked around maybe the guy he killed had men following him*

[trigger-hound]

he blinks then just looks irritated

I do not like people who don’t know how to be quiet

[therealdeadman]

Ah man well you will not like me it’s talk city over here! I can’t even get my head to shut up half the time

[trigger-hound]

he starts walking away

[therealdeadman]

Wait wait! *He follows him* let’s talk! Oh what’s your best kill?

[trigger-hound]

He starts walking faster

Please politely leave me alone

[therealdeadman]

Ah come on it’s not every day I meet a killer like me!

[trigger-hound]

he heaves a sigh

We are similar in job titles only

[therealdeadman]

Really? I’d think we have to have something more in common…do you have a cool backstory?

[trigger-hound]

no

I just wanted the money

[therealdeadman]

An yeah yep me too me too

[trigger-hound]

So where is your territory to kill?

any and all for the right price

[therealdeadman]

Hm me too! What a coincidence.

[trigger-hound]

who are you?

[therealdeadman]

Deadpool pretty cool name I know. I was just around here doing a job and checking out the other pay for killers

[trigger-hound]

alright well then leave me alone

He looks quite irritated at the intrusion

[therealdeadman]

Hey come on! I just got here it was a quick job just splitting a guys head open. Let’s chat! You look cool

[trigger-hound]

I would prefer to not be around competition

He seems to snarl at the other man

[therealdeadman]

Ah so you got that dog in you! Ha! *He did not seemed worried for any threat of this man*

[trigger-hound]

he freezes and steps back

[therealdeadman]

What? *He looked around maybe the guy he killed had men following him*

[trigger-hound]

he blinks then just looks irritated

I do not like people who don’t know how to be quiet

[therealdeadman]

Ah man well you will not like me it’s talk city over here! I can’t even get my head to shut up half the time

[trigger-hound]

he starts walking away

[therealdeadman]

Wait wait! *He follows him* let’s talk! Oh what’s your best kill?

[trigger-hound]

He starts walking faster

Please politely leave me alone

[therealdeadman]

Ah come on it’s not every day I meet a killer like me!

[trigger-hound]

he heaves a sigh

We are similar in job titles only

[therealdeadman]

Really? I’d think we have to have something more in common…do you have a cool backstory?

[trigger-hound]

So where is your territory to kill?

any and all for the right price

[therealdeadman]

Hm me too! What a coincidence.

[trigger-hound]

who are you?

[therealdeadman]

Deadpool pretty cool name I know. I was just around here doing a job and checking out the other pay for killers

[trigger-hound]

alright well then leave me alone

He looks quite irritated at the intrusion

[therealdeadman]

Hey come on! I just got here it was a quick job just splitting a guys head open. Let’s chat! You look cool

[trigger-hound]

I would prefer to not be around competition

He seems to snarl at the other man

[therealdeadman]

Ah so you got that dog in you! Ha! *He did not seemed worried for any threat of this man*

[trigger-hound]

he freezes and steps back

[therealdeadman]

What? *He looked around maybe the guy he killed had men following him*

[trigger-hound]

he blinks then just looks irritated

I do not like people who don’t know how to be quiet

[therealdeadman]

Ah man well you will not like me it’s talk city over here! I can’t even get my head to shut up half the time

[trigger-hound]

he starts walking away

[therealdeadman]

Wait wait! *He follows him* let’s talk! Oh what’s your best kill?

[trigger-hound]

He starts walking faster

Please politely leave me alone

[therealdeadman]

Ah come on it’s not every day I meet a killer like me!

[trigger-hound]

So where is your territory to kill?

any and all for the right price

[therealdeadman]

Hm me too! What a coincidence.

[trigger-hound]

who are you?

[therealdeadman]

Deadpool pretty cool name I know. I was just around here doing a job and checking out the other pay for killers

[trigger-hound]

alright well then leave me alone

He looks quite irritated at the intrusion

[therealdeadman]

Hey come on! I just got here it was a quick job just splitting a guys head open. Let’s chat! You look cool

[trigger-hound]

I would prefer to not be around competition

He seems to snarl at the other man

[therealdeadman]

Ah so you got that dog in you! Ha! *He did not seemed worried for any threat of this man*

[trigger-hound]

he freezes and steps back

[therealdeadman]

What? *He looked around maybe the guy he killed had men following him*

[trigger-hound]

he blinks then just looks irritated

I do not like people who don’t know how to be quiet

[therealdeadman]

Ah man well you will not like me it’s talk city over here! I can’t even get my head to shut up half the time

[trigger-hound]

he starts walking away

[therealdeadman]

Wait wait! *He follows him* let’s talk! Oh what’s your best kill?

[trigger-hound]

So where is your territory to kill?

any and all for the right price

[therealdeadman]

Hm me too! What a coincidence.

[trigger-hound]

who are you?

[therealdeadman]

Deadpool pretty cool name I know. I was just around here doing a job and checking out the other pay for killers

[trigger-hound]

alright well then leave me alone

He looks quite irritated at the intrusion

[therealdeadman]

Hey come on! I just got here it was a quick job just splitting a guys head open. Let’s chat! You look cool

[trigger-hound]

I would prefer to not be around competition

He seems to snarl at the other man

[therealdeadman]

Ah so you got that dog in you! Ha! *He did not seemed worried for any threat of this man*

[trigger-hound]

he freezes and steps back

[therealdeadman]

What? *He looked around maybe the guy he killed had men following him*

[trigger-hound]

he blinks then just looks irritated

I do not like people who don’t know how to be quiet

[therealdeadman]

Ah man well you will not like me it’s talk city over here! I can’t even get my head to shut up half the time

[trigger-hound]

So where is your territory to kill?

any and all for the right price

[therealdeadman]

Hm me too! What a coincidence.

[trigger-hound]

who are you?

[therealdeadman]

Deadpool pretty cool name I know. I was just around here doing a job and checking out the other pay for killers

[trigger-hound]

alright well then leave me alone

He looks quite irritated at the intrusion

[therealdeadman]

Hey come on! I just got here it was a quick job just splitting a guys head open. Let’s chat! You look cool

[trigger-hound]

I would prefer to not be around competition

He seems to snarl at the other man

[therealdeadman]

Ah so you got that dog in you! Ha! *He did not seemed worried for any threat of this man*

[trigger-hound]

he freezes and steps back

[therealdeadman]

What? *He looked around maybe the guy he killed had men following him*

[trigger-hound]

So where is your territory to kill?

any and all for the right price

[therealdeadman]

Hm me too! What a coincidence.

[trigger-hound]

who are you?

[therealdeadman]

Deadpool pretty cool name I know. I was just around here doing a job and checking out the other pay for killers

[trigger-hound]

alright well then leave me alone

He looks quite irritated at the intrusion

[therealdeadman]

Hey come on! I just got here it was a quick job just splitting a guys head open. Let’s chat! You look cool

[trigger-hound]

I would prefer to not be around competition

He seems to snarl at the other man

[therealdeadman]

Ah so you got that dog in you! Ha! *He did not seemed worried for any threat of this man*

[trigger-hound]

So where is your territory to kill?

any and all for the right price

[therealdeadman]

Hm me too! What a coincidence.

[trigger-hound]

who are you?

[therealdeadman]

Deadpool pretty cool name I know. I was just around here doing a job and checking out the other pay for killers

[trigger-hound]

alright well then leave me alone

He looks quite irritated at the intrusion

[therealdeadman]

Hey come on! I just got here it was a quick job just splitting a guys head open. Let’s chat! You look cool