There Is No Such Thing As Finality

-Dracula, Bram Stoker

[thebloodlessbird]

Jason Todd//Red Hood

Jason. I was murdered by the Joker, and got turned into a vampire by the League of Assasins. currently the guardian of Park Row.

he/him

Admin Stuff

Hi this blog is run by @inanazuremoon ! Mostly we talk about minecraft but come say hi!

Jason is like. Max 20 years old in this. Hes also aroace because i said so.

Jason is tentatively speaking with the rest of batfam, mostly when its required for missions. He does also occasionally have to to a lil bit of murder due to the whole vamprisim thing.

as a note: this blog will likely include stuff like swearing, blood, and violence!

[clarkkent--dailyplanet]

Blind as a… BAT?!!! I knew it!!! You ARE batman!!!!

…. I should have seen this coming.

No!!! I am not Batman!

[thebloodlessbird]

I can confirm hes Batman.

[clarkkent--dailyplanet]

Nooooo 😭

[thebloodlessbird]

Vampires can’t lie, Batman!

[clarkkent--dailyplanet]

Blind as a… BAT?!!! I knew it!!! You ARE batman!!!!

…. I should have seen this coming.

No!!! I am not Batman!

[thebloodlessbird]

I can confirm hes Batman.

[red-robins719]

2 likes and i stab nightwing ❤️

[thebloodlessbird]

I’ll help.

[cherrypop-gothamgirl]

guys that’s not nice :(

[thebloodlessbird]

Most crime lords tend to not be very nice.

[cherrypop-gothamgirl]

king do I look like Igaf

[thebloodlessbird]

You’re the one interfering with my business

[cherrypop-gothamgirl]

just tryna give you advice in the tags brochacho. Also Dick is my home boy so we gotta stand up for the gang. What idgaf about is how ‘not nice’ the crime lords are. One of them is my dad I THINK I’ll be fine

[thebloodlessbird]

First off, I don’t give a fuck about your advice. Second, I don’t give a fuck about how you know Nightwing because you don’t know how I know him. Thirdly, you don’t get a magic shield because of who your dad is. None of us do

[cherrypop-gothamgirl]

:(

[thebloodlessbird]

Stop making that face at me

[gotham1news]

[thebloodlessbird]

and wheres a gotham vigilantes appreciation gala, hm bruce?

[red-robins719]

2 likes and i stab nightwing ❤️

[thebloodlessbird]

I’ll help.

[cherrypop-gothamgirl]

guys that’s not nice :(

[thebloodlessbird]

Most crime lords tend to not be very nice.

[cherrypop-gothamgirl]

king do I look like Igaf

[thebloodlessbird]

You’re the one interfering with my business

[cherrypop-gothamgirl]

just tryna give you advice in the tags brochacho. Also Dick is my home boy so we gotta stand up for the gang. What idgaf about is how ‘not nice’ the crime lords are. One of them is my dad I THINK I’ll be fine

[thebloodlessbird]

First off, I don’t give a fuck about your advice. Second, I don’t give a fuck about how you know Nightwing because you don’t know how I know him. Thirdly, you don’t get a magic shield because of who your dad is. None of us do

[red-robins719]

2 likes and i stab nightwing ❤️

[thebloodlessbird]

I’ll help.

[cherrypop-gothamgirl]

guys that’s not nice :(

[thebloodlessbird]

Most crime lords tend to not be very nice.

[cherrypop-gothamgirl]

king do I look like Igaf

[thebloodlessbird]

You’re the one interfering with my business

[red-robins719]

2 likes and i stab nightwing ❤️

[thebloodlessbird]

I’ll help.

[cherrypop-gothamgirl]

guys that’s not nice :(

[thebloodlessbird]

Most crime lords tend to not be very nice.

[thebloodlessbird]

One of us one of us one of us one of us

@batthatbites

Huh, and here I thought I was the only one

[batthatbites]

ONE OF US ONE OF HS ONE OF US ONE OF US

[thebloodlessbird]

Do I get a prize or somethin?

[batthatbites]

Yes. Me. CATCH.

*Jumps forward.*

[thebloodlessbird]

Fucking shit-

*does his best to catch him*

[batthatbites]

*falls to the ground,on top of him.*

You didn't catch😔

[thebloodlessbird]

*sits up, glaring*

Alright, I know you know that even I’m not that strong

[batthatbites]

R u calling me fat,other me💔

[thebloodlessbird]

I’m sayin you can’t expect me to catch you when you fucking tackle me

[batthatbites]

CRAAAHHHHHG *crow noises.*

[thebloodlessbird]

now what? are you a shapeshifter too?

[batthatbites]

No :(( just really good vocals trust

[thebloodlessbird]

Hmph. I guess it is a pretty usefull ability

[batthatbites]

You wanna hear me scream like a horse?

[thebloodlessbird]

What makes you think I do?

[batthatbites]

...a rabbit?

[thebloodlessbird]

You say that like its gonna change my mind

[batthatbites]

IM TRYING MY BEST OKEG

[thebloodlessbird]

Yeah well your best doesn’t work against a stubborn asshole apparently

[batthatbites]

...what if i just stab you now

[thebloodlessbird]

What would that even do?

[red-robins719]

2 likes and i stab nightwing ❤️

[thebloodlessbird]

I’ll help.

[thebloodlessbird]

One of us one of us one of us one of us

@batthatbites

Huh, and here I thought I was the only one

[batthatbites]

ONE OF US ONE OF HS ONE OF US ONE OF US

[thebloodlessbird]

Do I get a prize or somethin?

[batthatbites]

Yes. Me. CATCH.

*Jumps forward.*

[thebloodlessbird]

Fucking shit-

*does his best to catch him*

[batthatbites]

*falls to the ground,on top of him.*

You didn't catch😔

[thebloodlessbird]

*sits up, glaring*

Alright, I know you know that even I’m not that strong

[batthatbites]

R u calling me fat,other me💔

[thebloodlessbird]

I’m sayin you can’t expect me to catch you when you fucking tackle me

[batthatbites]

CRAAAHHHHHG *crow noises.*

[thebloodlessbird]

now what? are you a shapeshifter too?

[batthatbites]

No :(( just really good vocals trust

[thebloodlessbird]

Hmph. I guess it is a pretty usefull ability

[batthatbites]

You wanna hear me scream like a horse?

[thebloodlessbird]

What makes you think I do?

[batthatbites]

...a rabbit?

[thebloodlessbird]

You say that like its gonna change my mind

[batthatbites]

IM TRYING MY BEST OKEG

[thebloodlessbird]

Yeah well your best doesn’t work against a stubborn asshole apparently

[jaybirdtoad]

Apperently not a lot of people like garlic???? Literally how, it's so peak especially on warm/hot bread.

[thebloodlessbird]

I’m allergic.

[jaybirdtoad]

Thats. An exception!

[thebloodlessbird]

I mean I don’t think I liked it before I was turned, but sure let’s go with that

[jaybirdtoad]

Oh wajt

Vampire?

[thebloodlessbird]

Yeah, don’t be an ass about it

[jaybirdtoad]

Wasn't trying to be. Want some blood instead?

[thebloodlessbird]

Uh. Sure, I guess. Where’d you get it from?

[jaybirdtoad]

Clinic

[thebloodlessbird]

Damn, how’d you manage that?

[jaybirdtoad]

I steal a lor of stuff

[thebloodlessbird]

Clinic’s still hard to break into

[jaybirdtoad]

Didn't break in

[thebloodlessbird]

Fine. “Infiltrate” or whatever term it is you wanna use

[jaybirdtoad]

Oh,nono. They invited me. I got q pal wjo works there,doors are open dor me. I just snatched it without permission

[thebloodlessbird]

And they don’t notice? Or do they just let you get away with it

[jaybirdtoad]

I hope the first one... that'd be embarrassing

[thebloodlessbird]

Damn right it would be

[jaybirdtoad]

Imagine they know and they're like "oh what yhe fuvk is this pathetic looser doing...oh whatever let him be." That'd be so emberassing

[thebloodlessbird]

Can’t you tell if someones watchin you? Or at least if they think you’re a threat?

[jaybirdtoad]

I can tell when they're watching yea,and i can tell with body language if they think I'm threatening but sometimes i fail to understand the tone of their voices almost entirely

[thebloodlessbird]

Body language is a decent start, there’s too much nuance in tone. Besides, people are good at masking tone. If you can read body language then it’s easier to find weak points.

[jaybirdtoad]

Exactly! See you get it

[thebloodlessbird]

Unfortunately yes

[thebloodlessbird]

One of us one of us one of us one of us

@batthatbites

Huh, and here I thought I was the only one

[batthatbites]

ONE OF US ONE OF HS ONE OF US ONE OF US

[thebloodlessbird]

Do I get a prize or somethin?

[batthatbites]

Yes. Me. CATCH.

*Jumps forward.*

[thebloodlessbird]

Fucking shit-

*does his best to catch him*

[batthatbites]

*falls to the ground,on top of him.*

You didn't catch😔

[thebloodlessbird]

*sits up, glaring*

Alright, I know you know that even I’m not that strong

[batthatbites]

R u calling me fat,other me💔

[thebloodlessbird]

I’m sayin you can’t expect me to catch you when you fucking tackle me

[batthatbites]

CRAAAHHHHHG *crow noises.*

[thebloodlessbird]

now what? are you a shapeshifter too?

[batthatbites]

No :(( just really good vocals trust

[thebloodlessbird]

Hmph. I guess it is a pretty usefull ability

[batthatbites]

You wanna hear me scream like a horse?

[thebloodlessbird]

What makes you think I do?

[batthatbites]

...a rabbit?

[thebloodlessbird]

You say that like its gonna change my mind

[wayneenterprise-pr]

GOOOOOOOOD MORNING GOTHAM

how are we feeling?

[thebloodlessbird]

Murderous

[seam-queen]

why is work so BORING. nobody's gotten shot in like three days

[thebloodlessbird]

Where do you work that doesn’t get regularly shot up?

[jaybirdtoad]

Apperently not a lot of people like garlic???? Literally how, it's so peak especially on warm/hot bread.

[thebloodlessbird]

I’m allergic.

[jaybirdtoad]

Thats. An exception!

[thebloodlessbird]

I mean I don’t think I liked it before I was turned, but sure let’s go with that

[jaybirdtoad]

Oh wajt

Vampire?

[thebloodlessbird]

Yeah, don’t be an ass about it

[jaybirdtoad]

Wasn't trying to be. Want some blood instead?

[thebloodlessbird]

Uh. Sure, I guess. Where’d you get it from?

[jaybirdtoad]

Clinic

[thebloodlessbird]

Damn, how’d you manage that?

[jaybirdtoad]

I steal a lor of stuff

[thebloodlessbird]

Clinic’s still hard to break into

[jaybirdtoad]

Didn't break in

[thebloodlessbird]

Fine. “Infiltrate” or whatever term it is you wanna use

[jaybirdtoad]

Oh,nono. They invited me. I got q pal wjo works there,doors are open dor me. I just snatched it without permission

[thebloodlessbird]

And they don’t notice? Or do they just let you get away with it

[jaybirdtoad]

I hope the first one... that'd be embarrassing

[thebloodlessbird]

Damn right it would be

[jaybirdtoad]

Imagine they know and they're like "oh what yhe fuvk is this pathetic looser doing...oh whatever let him be." That'd be so emberassing

[thebloodlessbird]

Can’t you tell if someones watchin you? Or at least if they think you’re a threat?

[jaybirdtoad]

I can tell when they're watching yea,and i can tell with body language if they think I'm threatening but sometimes i fail to understand the tone of their voices almost entirely

[thebloodlessbird]

Body language is a decent start, there’s too much nuance in tone. Besides, people are good at masking tone. If you can read body language then it’s easier to find weak points.

[thebloodlessbird]

One of us one of us one of us one of us

@batthatbites

Huh, and here I thought I was the only one

[batthatbites]

ONE OF US ONE OF HS ONE OF US ONE OF US

[thebloodlessbird]

Do I get a prize or somethin?

[batthatbites]

Yes. Me. CATCH.

*Jumps forward.*

[thebloodlessbird]

Fucking shit-

*does his best to catch him*

[batthatbites]

*falls to the ground,on top of him.*

You didn't catch😔

[thebloodlessbird]

*sits up, glaring*

Alright, I know you know that even I’m not that strong

[batthatbites]

R u calling me fat,other me💔

[thebloodlessbird]

I’m sayin you can’t expect me to catch you when you fucking tackle me

[batthatbites]

CRAAAHHHHHG *crow noises.*

[thebloodlessbird]

now what? are you a shapeshifter too?

[batthatbites]

No :(( just really good vocals trust

[thebloodlessbird]

Hmph. I guess it is a pretty usefull ability

[batthatbites]

You wanna hear me scream like a horse?

[thebloodlessbird]

What makes you think I do?