Félix’s Super Good Blog

Meena the elephant from Sing’s #1 hater

[girlstressed]

i hate peacocks their bigass tails piss me off why are u strutting cant get a girl without being up in everyone’s faces

[isabugs]

[kagamitsurugiofficial]

@therealfelixgrahamdevanily

[therealfelixgrahamdevanily]

It is hardly my fault ladybug lacks showmanship

[kagamitsurugiofficial]

@therealfelixgrahamdevanily it's been a long day and I want to stab [redacted] would you like to go on a romantic outing with me and make out

[therealfelixgrahamdevanily]

A perfect way to spend our Valentine’s Day

[therealfelixgrahamdevanily]

did you kill your dad so you could take his ring

No he died from natural causes

Hey on a completely unrelated note did you guys know my mom’s middle name is Natural Causes

[ninolahiffeofficial]

Did your mom kill your shitty dad? Because good for her

[therealfelixgrahamdevanily]

I mean technically it was the poison that killed him

[piromina]

NINO SLAPS

@justanassistant @gabrielagresteofficial @adrienagrestebrandofficial @cringecorekitty

[cringecorekitty]

:((((( i get why he slapped me because he hates me but why did he slap adrien

[piromina]

@nothawkmothofficial @therealfelixgrahamdevanily @plagghatesdinos

[therealfelixgrahamdevanily]

How dare you. Did he even wash his hands first?

[therealfelixgrahamdevanily]

did you kill your dad so you could take his ring

No he died from natural causes

Hey on a completely unrelated note did you guys know my mom’s middle name is Natural Causes

[therealfelixgrahamdevanily]

Can I vandalise your father's grave

Spit on it an extra time for me

[therealfelixgrahamdevanily]

how do you politely tell someone to fuck off

-- @duusu-peacock-kwami

Remind me why we need to be polite about it?

[duusu-peacock-kwami]

The situation has now passed but I still need the info so I can tell future coworkers/classmates to fuck off without getting in trouble with my boss/professors

[therealfelixgrahamdevanily]

Just offend them. Easier for everyone.

[therealfelixgrahamdevanily]

are you permenantly in Paris now?

Oh goodness no. I’m going back on weekends. Only really coming back here for @kagamitsurugiofficial .

[therealfelixgrahamdevanily]

do you prefer ghram de vanily or fathom? im curious

Graham de vanily. Screw my stupid dad and his stupid surname.

[schsas]

you can just buy felix's amok on zag store

[iamdeeplydeppressed]

lmaoooo @therealfelixgrahamdevanily @argosofficial

[therealfelixgrahamdevanily]

Uh um hmmmmm uhh heyyyy let’s talk about this

[iamdeeplydeppressed]

YA'LL

MY SCHOOL'S MASCOT IS A PEACOCK. FELIXXXXXXXXXXXX

@argosofficial @therealfelixgrahamdevanily

[therealfelixgrahamdevanily]

YES

PECK OUT YOUR ENEMIES’ EYES

[therealfelixgrahamdevanily]

how do you politely tell someone to fuck off

-- @duusu-peacock-kwami

Remind me why we need to be polite about it?

[duusu-peacock-kwami]

Good news!

@therealfelixgrahamdevanily's mom no longer thinks @kagamitsurugiofficial is a fake girlfriend that Felix made to get girls to stop hitting on him!

[therealfelixgrahamdevanily]

Great strides were made today. She didn’t even tell Kagami about that time I ate a worm

[duusu-peacock-kwami]

@kagamitsurugiofficial

👀

[kagamitsurugiofficial]

@therealfelixgrahamdevanily

W h y

[therealfelixgrahamdevanily]

Actually id rather not say

[duusu-peacock-kwami]

Good news!

@therealfelixgrahamdevanily's mom no longer thinks @kagamitsurugiofficial is a fake girlfriend that Felix made to get girls to stop hitting on him!

[therealfelixgrahamdevanily]

Great strides were made today. She didn’t even tell Kagami about that time I ate a worm

[eelec-knife-fish-kwami]

😏

@kagamitsurugiofficial

[kagamitsurugiofficial]

@therealfelixgrahamdevanily Hey.

[therealfelixgrahamdevanily]

O.o uhhhh hi nothing to see here ok bye

[asukiess]

Félix is into lock picking. just at odd times trying out different sets and locks, goes on tangents about how no place is truly safe, and has a lock picking kit with him at all times.

[iamdeeplydeppressed]

@therealfelixgrahamdevanily

[therealfelixgrahamdevanily]

At first I learned for my close-up magic show but it turns out that people pay me to do it sometimes? I love being morally grey

[duusu-peacock-kwami]

Good news!

@therealfelixgrahamdevanily's mom no longer thinks @kagamitsurugiofficial is a fake girlfriend that Felix made to get girls to stop hitting on him!

[therealfelixgrahamdevanily]

Great strides were made today. She didn’t even tell Kagami about that time I ate a worm

[rox-and-prose]

i love the french, i love the way they pronounce Rs like they're disgusted with them

[rox-and-prose]

the english meanwhile seem to have developed some sort of phobia about them

[ralkana]

When we were discussing the surgery I'd need for my sleep apnea, the surgeon told me I'd never be able to speak French properly because the French R is a uvular sound and I'd no longer have a uvula.

... that's okay? I'm not French? I don't speak French? I've always thought it was the weirdest thing for him to say!

[rox-and-prose]

Huh. Didn't know you could have French surgically removed.

[rox-and-prose]

sorry i just cannot get this out of my head. Like, "oh you speak french? i hear there's an operation for that"

[allegrabaudelaireofficial]

@therealfelixgrahamdevanily

[therealfelixgrahamdevanily]

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