Flambae

[therealflambae]

Hey it’s Flambae. Yes the REAL flambae. I’m here because Alice said I had to work on my reputation or some shit.

You can ask me stuff or whatever just don’t be fucking weird about it.

[roberts0n3]

Sorry I was gone forever, I was in a coma…again.

[robertathefirst]

What the hell dude?! Are you okay?

[roberts0n3]

Yes I’m fine.

I just passed out mid test flight, it wasn’t that bad.

[therealflambae]

IT WAS NOT I THOUGHT YOU WERE FUCKING DEAD BITCH

[therealflambae]

is scissoring the lesbian equivalent to frotting?

Depends.

[therealflambae]

Is it cool to wear sunglasses?

But is it cool to wear a human wearing sunglasses?

What-

[therealflambae]

are you sure you the real Flambae

What the fuck kind of question is that.

[therealflambae]

Can you say 67?

I can but I would rather lose my fingers again.

[therealflambae]

I got you a thing—

@roberts0n3 Look babe it’s you.

[therealflambae]

WHAT THE FUCK HE LOOKS LIKE LEX LUTHER WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

[therealflambae]

Got fit inspo from you and the other flambae's opinion?

Not bad, you should get a black boater hat with a pink ribbon to match the pants and then it’s fucking perfect.

[therealflambae]

I got bored, I drew you, fuck you.

Damn I look hot.

[therealflambae]

The nar burger

Nar burger

[therealflambae]

the answer was none because the sky is purple you dumbass

Fucker

[therealflambae]

Flambae, if your shoe size is green and elephants favorite food is 38, how many pancakes can you bake in the span of Antarctica?

12.

[roberts0n3]

Drink your water hydrate

I will just not right now.

[officialgolem]

I know youre lying.

[therealflambae]

Don’t worry I’ll force the water down his throat :3

[d1procrasinator]

Idk if that'd work ngl

[therealflambae]

It will.

[512s-boutique-for-fandoms]

forcing things down people's throats doesn't work

[therealflambae]

But it will.

[roberts0n3]

Drink your water hydrate

I will just not right now.

[officialgolem]

I know youre lying.

[therealflambae]

Don’t worry I’ll force the water down his throat :3

[d1procrasinator]

Idk if that'd work ngl

[therealflambae]

It will.

[roberts0n3]

Drink your water hydrate

I will just not right now.

[officialgolem]

I know youre lying.

[therealflambae]

Don’t worry I’ll force the water down his throat :3

[therealflambae]

UP HIGH, DOWN LOW, TOO SLOOOOWWWWWWW 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

( Pie. Straight to the face. )

[ @alesbianslipperyslope ]

What the fuck?!

[alesbianslipperyslope]

SLOOP WEEK MOTHERFUCKERRR

[therealflambae]

I hate you.