Hitman 3 | Comic

It wouldn’t hurt to join the rest of my squadron. Monarch roped me into this. (Mod is @idioticberry)

[therealhitman2]

Awww mannn! From the voice audio only, I could imagine that richy handsome boi, he would spend a lot of money for his love and that's very ˢᵉˣʸ

... @therealhitman3 is this yours or am I being harassed again?

[therealhitman3]

Not me. Though anon, you’re right in that assumption ;)

[therealhitman3]

Ayy, 'Mick, whatssup?

Nothing much. Just finally getting back to answering.

[therealhitman3]

How's life in the Dustland?

Pretty calm. I have the rest of Sicario with me, so that makes it better.

[therealhitman3]

*It was late when there was a knock at the door, Diplomat wasn't home so it's most likely him*

Dip! Good to see you. Happy Valentine’s.

[therealhitman2]

Hey, sorry I'm here so late. Most of the flower stores were either out or closed. Plus I also had to find your favorite sweets

*He said with a nervous chuckle holding a box of her favorite candies in one hand and flowers ranging between purple coneflower and violets*

I also had to make sure the flowers were right heh.

[therealhitman3]

*Comic’s trying not to tear up.* You didn’t have to do this, you know? Thank you.

*She gives Dip a kiss on the cheek.*

[therealhitman3]

*It was late when there was a knock at the door, Diplomat wasn't home so it's most likely him*

Dip! Good to see you. Happy Valentine’s.

[therealhitman3]

@therealhitman2 almost cried because the Evil Plushie spilled the chocolate cup Kaiser made for him on the floor. You noticed Dip continued to wrap himself in the blanket, not talking to anyone.

<< Dip, it’s okay. Deep breaths. I’ll get you another chocolate cup. >>

[therealhitman3]

You're staring at your phone's lock screen in despair when you hear @therealhitman2 in the next room screaming like a girl.

<< Dip? You okay? >>

[crown-of-sicario]

After the sun rose, you woke up and felt something was not quite right, your instincts proved you corrected when Crimson-1 plushie looked at you next to your pillow.

(Immortal Crimplushie)

[In lieu of any meaningful commentary, they scream.]

@therealhitman2 @therealhitman3 @notarnoldfrenken @prezidential-seal @awacsoperatorgalaxy

woke up the entirety of sicario with a scream wow

[therealhitman3]

<< What- why would you wake me up like this? >>

[therealhitman3]

Before you went to sleep, Crimplushie snuck into your room and stole your phone. The next morning, you woke up and saw sleepy Crimplushie sitting next to your phone, you turned on the screen and...

'Unlock after 17,290 hours'

<< What the- @thetruecrimson1 @therealcrimson1 what is wrong with you >>

[therealhitman3]

You still make fun of Dip for spending multiple millions on his MiG?

<< Yes. >>

[therealhitman3]

if stars are in sky...do planes have to avoid them.... what about sun...

<< No, planes do not have to avoid stars. >>

[therealhitman3]

<<This is Assassin 1 to all Hitman elements. I’ve got a very important briefing, so listen up. I don’t know if the news has reached you yet, but Monarch is currently having some time off aboard the Eminent Domain. They’ve informed me that they are now cool with being visited. Bring snacks if you do, that’s an order. >>

- @notarnoldfrenken

<< Understood. Preparing candies. >>

[therealhitman3]

Jokler

<< Jokler, because my name is Comic. Okay, cool, keep sending these effortless asks. >>

[crown-of-sicario]

<< Hey, do you think that thete being two C1's is kinda... weird to you? >>

[therealhitman2]

... You...

[awacsoperatorgalaxy]

DATED!?

[crown-of-sicario]

[thetruecrimson1]

<< LIES, MERCENARY. You can try to deny all you want, but we have dated. I’m not proud of dating a wild dog, but it’s true. And they call me the gaslighter… >>

[crown-of-sicario]

[Monarch clears their throat and speaks, raspy to all hell.]

WHAT THE FUCK

[therealhitman2]

*He was so startled he actually fell out of his seat and hit his leg against his desk*

[awacsoperatorgalaxy]

... hey @therealhitman3 your idiot boyfriend got himself injured.

[therealhitman3]

<< Okay, what the hell is going on, why am I always late to everything- Monarch? You speak? >>

[therealhitman3]

Yo mick why do you keep putting your minecraft bed next to mine?-Dip

<< To match real life. >>

[therealhitman3]

Give you a bottle of Vodka.

<< Thanks. >>

*Comic drank it all in one go. Surprisingly, she looks like she’s used to it, and is only a bit drunk.*

[therealhitman3]

not even funny. Can you even tell a joke right niw?? I've gone one see th e plane scrapped the other plane and they said no homo

<< …?? >>