ᨶ႒ᩚ ivan

he / him. i am a adult, 20.

[chimiriah]

I thought it would be funny if traditional kisses for zombies were just biting, kinda like how dogs show affection by licking people. The humans don't get it. Thought of this in the shower

[fox-from-malta]

Z-O-M-B-I-E-S : MLP AU

A random mlp AU I thought up of sometime earlier this year - I never got around to finishing all the doodles, but maybe I will when I get the interest to pick this up again. The AU is basically the canon story, with a few tweaks to fit the MLP universe or just my personal ideas of changes the original movie could have had.

My little pony au cause... I haven't done it before and felt I should, plus MLP is a show that also tackles species racism at some point, so this franchise was easy to translate into that universe haha.

Earth ponies and pegasi are the 'humans' of Seabrook.

Zombies are griffins (griffins are not ponies, but quite pony shaped, so it felt most fitting).

Dragons are werewolves (cause they're fierce).

Aliens are changelings (buglike worked best for the aliens).

Unicorns are witches/wizards.

Vampire ponies are vampires, while Kirin are the daywalkers.

ABOUT THE CHARACTERS:

ADDISON

A hybrid of an Earth pony (father) and Pegasus/Changeling (mother) - Her mother still retained her shifting abilities, so she seamlessly blends in as a pegasus. Addison on the other hand is only 1/4 changeling, so she did not retain any abilities but did features - Her iris is bigger (and lacks a pupil, tho she is not blind). Her natural hair is more translucent. She also has weird "bug-like" wing feathers. She also lacks a cutiemark. She keeps her secret by wearing a wig/skirt, and saying due to being half earth pony her wings did not develop well enough to fly (she initially doesn't know how to fly as she never trained to, but ends up getting tips by Zed after the reveal of the first film). The dragons think she could be their leader/chosen one, not because of her appearance - rather their legend of a non-pony creature with a gemstone in their chest would someday save them - something like that, as dragons in this AU all have a gemstone on their chests like the changelings do. When the changelings come to Seabrook, and Addison starts feeling a pull towards them, this is when we find out her mother is a hybrid. Due to being disconnected from the changelings when she gets linked to their power source, she is briefly too overpowered (making her hair blue and eyes fully blue) [still a big wip concept] - she ends up finding a balance by the end of the film and reverts to her true hybrid form. By the 4th film, she has a bit more changelings features, since she was now connected to their source of power (as well as getting older).

ZED

Zed is a griffin from "griffin"-town. Griffins used to be ponies some point in time, but got altered into a more bird/lion form due to magic and shunned. Zed lives with his father and little sister Zoey, and hangs out with best friends Eliza and Bonzo (all griffins). His goals are pretty much the same as the movies, and he's the lovable boyfriend to Addison as he always was.

BREE

Bree is a pegasus cause she "wanted to fly" in the movie xD

BUCKY

Bucky is just an earth pony

[krystal-kade]

[lance-the-multishipper]

Still not over being fed Voxlie content for shipping them since Season 1

[orangeyougladtoseeme]

hello my staticbellers

[therealivanalnst]

this persons art makes me love my life

[therealivanalnst]

not even hiding it

[izzi-rads]

They don't call them the Big Tops for nothing

[galaaxymess]

Ivan be freaky like that-

[basebally]

Goofy ivantill animation

[redracconn]

yeah, only kissing in the story

[iamibunny]

After that angst I’ll be posting this silly instead >^<

Cr: aendee on twt

[sp1ritb0x]

Spreading my affectionate till agenda hello

[fanbun]

Wat Kyk Jy? (English translation)

Because I wasn’t completely satisfied with the translations I found online, I took bits and pieces from each and figured out the rest.

Is it just me, or does everything suck? Is it just me? Is-is it just me? Yes yes, I’m looking for a fancy pussy But my pocket is flat like Barbie’s plastic pussy

What the fuck? Fuck the cunt in the Corsa next to us Yo, Ninja, burn some rubber Let’s slide

Drive! Drive fast! Slide slide slide slide! Drive fast! Play shit music loud

What are you looking at? Fuck off! What are you looking at? Cunt! What are you looking at? Fuck you! What are you looking at? You fuck!

Ninja Rolling in a BMV Sipping Vitamin B & C The brandy and coke kicks in again Yo check that chick in the PVC Hot-pants, a nice I.P.P. ‘Inner-Pussy-Pink’ on motherfuckin fire Just like this stainless steel Rap star with a big fuckin erect penis Yo! Better listen to whatever she says I’m down with the motherfucking wedding DJ’s Pump up the volume, remove the weed pips Shake your ass messy! Let the fuckin party rock! Fuck the trembling oldies, noise is boss The richest bitch with the nicest arse On the microphone yo uh! Mothafucking check here! Yo, Ninja, burn some fuckin rubber!

Here we fucking go again Oh lord, blah blah blah It’s that brother from another mother’s vagina Jeez! How did I get so fancy? All the other rappers are just old panties Ninja! The real fucking deal You look so good with my dick in your throat Oh shame! Now try to say my name Man-butter all up in your slime-bunny

Sup my bro? Pass that dope Two Savannas and my vibe’s on Kick a drink back and fuck it up I make fat cash Cuz I grab the microphone and fuck shit up I’m zef! Zars! Baby and my whole crew’s fre$! Vars! If I don’t know you get lost You’re not on my level Yo, put the pedal to the metal

Whoa! It’s just like a gynecologist’s office Just a bunch of pussies here No man! Lets fuck off to the Wat Kyk Jy party Whoa, the queues there are longer than the queues at Home Affairs Fuck no my brother, the queues are longer there

This tough shit gets you nice and fucked Like your first spliff I’m down with the fuckin Zef Master Griff On the microphone I’m like the evilest ruler Mind control many stupid people like Zuma What? Fuck you asshole! Say what you like but you cant do fuck all Deal with it, you can’t fuck with my game Knock my shit, I’ll buckle your frame Yo, what the fuck are you saying? I’m not wise with your street lingo Show me the money, this is not a free freak show I taste gold like C3P0 But this here fucking party is fierce Nothing like a little bit of ass shaking Nothing like a little bit of ass fucking Don’t worry, everything will be alright!

The fucking Answer! On fuckin fire again my bro! Ask the fucking flying Dutchman aka Neo SA! The fucking Matrix SA style!

You make a girl just horny

[mla0]

Watch DarkHarvest00, our Jeff could beat up your Jeff

[pwoipp]

some alien stage stuff im too embarrassed to post anywhere else💔

[fonziqor]

💘 LOVE(SICK) 💘

[lowaharts]

I'll drown in you consume me