Mischief Managed

James Sirius Potter. 17. Gryffindor. Chaser on the House Quidditch team. You've probably heard a lot about me. I'm alright with that.

[posieweasley]

"Neither are you! Are you an expert on American history? I don’t think so.”

[therealjamessirius]

"Uh yes I am an expert. That song taught me all I've ever wanted or needed to know about America."

[serrwing1277]

[posieweasley]

"… James, I don’t think George Washington ever fucked a bear. Or threw a knife at heaven, for that matter.”

[therealjamessirius]

"You're not American, you can't possibly know one way or the other."

[xdefesa-deactivated20140813]

james potter : a study by hunter james

[posieweasley]

"It is not. You have a terrible taste in music.”

[therealjamessirius]

"It's a song about George Washington. How can it not be great?"

[posieweasley]

"James. Stop singing that weird song.”

[therealjamessirius]

"It's a brilliant song! I want to high five the bloke who wrote it."

[posieweasley]

    “Well, looks like we’re in trouble then, hm?”

[therealjamessirius]

"He had a pocket full of horses               fucked the shit out of bears  He threw a knife into heaven               And could kill with a stare  He made love like an eagle               falling out of the sky  Killed his sensei in a duel               and he never said why"

[hollygracedursley-deactivated20]

+4

@edwardlupin @aaronprxce oflxght therealjamessirius

[hollygracedursley-deactivated20]

"Why are you waking me up at this                ungodly hour? It’s the weekend.”

[therealjamessirius]

"Oh good, you're awake.         I'm bored let's go do something."

[lilylunes-blog]

"Never was fond of ya’ anyway!”

[therealjamessirius]

"You are too."

[posieweasley]

"… Alright then?"

[therealjamessirius]

" He saves the children                  but not the british children    He saves the children                  but not the british children    He saves the children                  but not the british children. "

[therealjamessirius]

me: i love roleplaying

me: roleplaying is so fun

me: this is a fun time

me: takes 90 years to reply

[therealjamessirius]

"Washington  Washington                     6'8"        weighed a fucking ton Opponents beware Opponents beware                               He's coming                               He's coming                               He's coming"

[therealjamessirius]

"Goodbye"

-beep-

Well, honestly. Answering machine. This is so not Raven! Fine then, I'll just tell you over the answering machine and then call back about a thousand times to make sure you got it. Dad's having a birthday party when he gets back from his mission. It should be this weekend so..well, we're allowed to bring along my friend and the majority of my friends are already coming because Fred is my cousin and Teddy is kind of my brother and..you get the jist. Anyway, d'you want to come? We can piggyback on Al's present which is probably going to be really smart and thoughtful and good -muffled crashes in the background- and er I have to go, but yeah. There'll be cake so. Think about it and call, bye.

-click-

[licentiousdissident-deactivated]

Send me "Goodbye" for the last voice message my muse leaves for yours before they die.

[lilylunes-blog]

"No, I like annoying you instead."

[therealjamessirius]

"Well, you're not my favorite sister then."

[lilylunes-blog]

"You implying Al isn’t related  to us? Well, I can see that—”

[therealjamessirius]

"Oh just shut up and accept it why don't you."

[therealjamessirius]

"Happy Birthday Dad!"

"You're er - Old years old!"