johnny storm

Feelin myself like I lost my keys

[therealjohnnystorm]

I’m hangin’ around.

Blue: Totally free and down to answer as many crazy questions you can throw at me! The real question is how many things I can say before Sue turns off my internet 😈

Orange: I’m at family dinner, I’ll reply as soon as possible — probably after I polish off this meatloaf Ben made.

Red: I’m off on a space mission, I’ll catch you when I’m home 😉

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5’10, very humble, rock hard abs, trust fund, natural blond, super hero (feminist btw)

If you’ve seen a super awesome looking flying rocket that looks like a person that’s yours truly, they call me the Human Torch ঌ ;)

I live in the Baxter Building on 42nd and Madison (yeah, THAT one, with the giant ④ on it). You’ll probably see me fighting crime with my family, who are the coolest, by the way. Or driving around in the Fantasticar. No, I didn’t come up with the name.

(P.S., we’re cooler than the Avengers — spread the word)

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Birthday: June 20th

Age: 19

Sexuality: Lil bit of everything🔥

‎‧₊˚✩ ⭐️✩˚₊‧

mod notes:

ঌ characterization is a mix of the movies and comics

ঌ open dms, feel free to chat! suggestion is allowed, but no nsfw. keep it pg-13 please! 🤞

ঌ ooc posts will be marked or tagged as such

[therealjohnnystorm]

I signed us up to babysit Benji,

-Webs

Oh! Alrighty, cool. I love that kid.

[therealjohnnystorm]

*sprays Johnny with a water gun*

@frankcastle-79

Great. Now I’ll have to re-do my hair.

Don’t start a war you can’t finish, Castle.

[frankcastle-79]

Your hair sucked anyway.

[therealjohnnystorm]

Rude? Loud and wrong, even?

[therealjohnnystorm]

*sprays Johnny with a water gun*

@frankcastle-79

Great. Now I’ll have to re-do my hair.

Don’t start a war you can’t finish, Castle.

[project-peter-parker]

(I am literally bored,im sorry😭)

PLEASE NO! I just had to rebuild it! Johnny microwaved a fricking fork and it almost exploded. PLEASE DON'T🙏😭🙏

[therealjohnnystorm]

I did NOT do ts🙏

[therealjohnnystorm]

You could just say "do you want to go on a date with me?" As someone who is engaged to a demisexual who took forever to realize I was into them. You gotta be like so bluntly up front with your intentions. Leave no room for his obliviousness to misinterpret it.

Noted.

[therealjohnnystorm]

Good job on asking the question, proud of you fire boy! 👍

A pride month miracle

[therealwebslinger]

Spider-Man! Spidey! Webhead! My good personal friend! My man!

Uh… do you. Would you, I mean, er.

What?

[therealjohnnystorm]

Do you want to like, go hang out sometime? Romantic-style? Or is that, like, crazy.

[therealwebslinger]

Oh! I mean uhh yeah yeah I'd love to,

sorry, that sounds lovely, I'd love to Johnny, where?

[therealjohnnystorm]

Uh. I don’t know. I didn’t think that far. Okay. That’s a lie. I’ve thought about this a lot.

You don’t seem like a fancy dinner guy. I feel like you wanna be, but then it ends up stressing you out, and I don’t want to stress you out. I also thought about bowling, but then you’d have to worry about how much strength you’re using, and I just want you to be yourself, you know? Without any of the pressure. And I also thought about like, going to the movies, but that’s boring, and crowded, and public, and I don’t want to do that either, and— I’m totally yapping your ear off right now. Sorry. Nervous. Whatever. Ignore all of that.

You, me, a view on Lady Liberty. Lots of pizza. Mario kart.

…What do you think?

[therealwebslinger]

That sounds perfect Johnny I can't wait, and for the record, I would love to go bowling or the movies, or making a build a bear, all the cheesy stuff

[therealjohnnystorm]

Okay! Cool! Awesome!

[therealwebslinger]

Spider-Man! Spidey! Webhead! My good personal friend! My man!

Uh… do you. Would you, I mean, er.

What?

[therealjohnnystorm]

Do you want to like, go hang out sometime? Romantic-style? Or is that, like, crazy.

[therealwebslinger]

Oh! I mean uhh yeah yeah I'd love to,

sorry, that sounds lovely, I'd love to Johnny, where?

[therealjohnnystorm]

Uh. I don’t know. I didn’t think that far. Okay. That’s a lie. I’ve thought about this a lot.

You don’t seem like a fancy dinner guy. I feel like you wanna be, but then it ends up stressing you out, and I don’t want to stress you out. I also thought about bowling, but then you’d have to worry about how much strength you’re using, and I just want you to be yourself, you know? Without any of the pressure. And I also thought about like, going to the movies, but that’s boring, and crowded, and public, and I don’t want to do that either, and— I’m totally yapping your ear off right now. Sorry. Nervous. Whatever. Ignore all of that.

You, me, a view on Lady Liberty. Lots of pizza. Mario kart.

…What do you think?

[therealjohnnystorm]

"Romantic style" reeaaaaalllll smooth man. You're adorable.

What was I meant to say?!

[therealwebslinger]

Spider-Man! Spidey! Webhead! My good personal friend! My man!

Uh… do you. Would you, I mean, er.

What?

[therealjohnnystorm]

Do you want to like, go hang out sometime? Romantic-style? Or is that, like, crazy.

[bobby-icy-drake]

Just asked him out! Again. What do you bet that he just flat-out won’t get it?

(Starting to think maybe he’s just being nice about rejecting me.)

-🔥

Did you actually call it a date?

[therealjohnnystorm]

I mean...

[bobby-icy-drake]

Be fucking up front or this isn't going to work

[therealjohnnystorm]

Alright, alright! Jeez!

[bobby-icy-drake]

Just asked him out! Again. What do you bet that he just flat-out won’t get it?

(Starting to think maybe he’s just being nice about rejecting me.)

-🔥

Did you actually call it a date?

[therealjohnnystorm]

I mean...

[bobby-icy-drake]

When the people you like are such idiots, but you can't do anything about it because they're both struggling with their own romances and you can't interfere without feeling like an absolute piece of shit until it's figured out so you're stuck playing Matchmaker and getting blamed for everything

[therealjohnnystorm]

Well, I can't say anything for anybody else, but I don't blame you. I appreciate the moral support.

[sue-storms-stuff]

Spent about twenty minutes searching for my Aqua net hairspray before I realised I turned it invisible to stop Johnny from stealing it

[therealjohnnystorm]

Didn’t work btw. Still stole it

[sue-storms-stuff]

Remember that time you didn't know how to use hairspray yet and sprayed in directly into your eyes? I hope that happens again.

[therealjohnnystorm]

Ouch, Sue. Ouch.

(You’re bringing that up like you didn’t sit there for thirty minutes helping me wash it out of my eyes with saline and water!)

[sue-storms-stuff]

I don't regret helping you but I do regret teaching you the proper way to do it, now I practically have to buy a new every two days. By the way, Reed's still prototyping a few new types of hair products as a side project if your interesting in testing some of them?

[therealjohnnystorm]

Yeah… Maybe not. I’d rather not go bald at the expense of Reed’s results.

[sue-storms-stuff]

genuine question here, I keep seeing people mention a thing called 'Spideytorch', what exactly do people mean by that?

[therealjohnnystorm]

Ugh. Ignore it, Sue. It’s nothing.

[sue-storms-stuff]

you sure it's nothing? Everyone seems pretty het up about it, plus you kind of sound like someone who knows exactly what it is and doesn't want to explain it...

[therealjohnnystorm]

It’s just a stupid name the people made up. They want me and Spidey to be like, together together.

[sue-storms-stuff]

Well, fans are certainly much more creative with naming couples than they used to be. People used to call me and Reed 'Reedsue', Spideytorch is at least a pretty decent name. Are people bothering you about it or is it more if a speculation type situation?

[therealwebslinger]

People aren't even speculating they're slamming their spidey and human torch dolls together and going "kiss kiss kiss"

[merc-with-a-mouth-69]

Hi Sue, sweetheart, excuse my language for a second..

YOU TWO STOP BEING FUCKING IDIOTS

YOU BOTH LIKE EACH OTHER

YOU ARE NOT DUMB

And scene.

[bobby-icy-drake]

Pot meet kettle

[merc-with-a-mouth-69]

excuse you sir

[bobby-icy-drake]

Yess?

[merc-with-a-mouth-69]

What’s this mean? Say it with your chest.

[bobby-icy-drake]

How about I put it in your own words?

YOU AND LOGAN NEED TO STOP BEING FUCKING IDIOTS

YOU BOTH LIKE EACH OTHER

YOU'RE NOT DUMB

You guys are just too insecure to think that the other actually likes you and I can tell we all can tell that you both like each other so shut up and get it over with.

[merc-with-a-mouth-69]

I NEVER DENIED LIKING HIM 🫩

He just doesn’t like me like that so I haven’t said anything

[bobby-icy-drake]

DID HE SAY THAT TO YOU

[merc-with-a-mouth-69]

I— no—

But he avoids me like the plague so—

[bobby-icy-drake]

Also, I really don't appreciate you using me as a scapegoat

Talk to him.

[merc-with-a-mouth-69]

Bitch don’t evennnnn. You started this! Did it to yourself.

[bobby-icy-drake]

Talk to him before I freeze you both solid and lock you in a room until you thaw.

[therealjohnnystorm]

Wow, Wade. You’re helpless, lol. Not me tho. You stay safe n all that🔥

[therealjohnnystorm]

You have 4 hours to kiss a man or you'll die

You asked for this also happy pride.

Wtf.

@bobby-icy-drake Help a bro out?

[bobby-icy-drake]

Why don't you ask Spidey?

[therealjohnnystorm]

Would you want your first kiss with a guy you really like to be a joke? Hypothetically.

[bobby-icy-drake]

No.

[therealjohnnystorm]

Well, there you go, then.