Logan H (actual)

the real Logan H. accept no substitutes (he/him, ace) other Logans H, dni

[fernsnailz]

so did pjackk say anything before he got bload up again or did his corpse just kinda roll through here like a tumbleweed

[lolt64]

[meatgrinder-0]

[pjackk]

Ok but why are the suckers and losers trying to kill me today

[charl0ttan]

why does kitchen nightmares always feel like gordon ramsay is just this a random encounter off the street rsther than something the restaurant deliberately signed up for

[evilvillain123456789]

I am going to fuck this cartoon character . (pulls lever, machinery begins powering on)

[beadyeyes]

[quinoaphoenicks]

I love you guys but I think a lot of you are the kind of people who are susceptible to falling in with a cult.

[teaboot]

You’re right. We should all band together under a trustworthy and influential leader who can keep us safe from outside threats

[threedollarsdotcom]

Do you condemn wack emcees

[elliespectacular]

Fun Fact:

nuh-uh

[charl0ttan]

had a terrible nap dream about something called a "website"

[pjackk]

Damn! i want mintchimp icecreamo

[homophobla]

Omg pjackk you're back!!

[homophobla]

HUH??? pjackk was just unbanned and then immediately banned again!?

[qqchurch]

[sandmandaddy69]

[randomitemdrop]

Item: majestic-ass biscuit, although I dunno how majestic it’s gonna be for $4.99

[charl0ttan]

man remember growing taller. that was crazy. like genuinely

[aflo]

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

[aflo]

[10001gecs]

I need to suck you off until you’re groaning like a beached whale 🫣

ok you can give me a blowjob but take the time to think of a more sexy simile please

[10001gecs]

😭