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Queen,How do you feel about Lana del Rey

I really enjoy that dish at Casa Don Playa. However I wish the fish tacos were cooked better.

#Anonymous #madonna #lana del rey #mexican food

Uuhhh Uhhh James! Lmao, you're still reductive! This "madonna's tumblr" didn't work out for so long! You tried & you didn't succeed.

who's James

#Anonymous

If Sean Penn called you up, right this second, and said he wanted you back...what would you say?

#Anonymous #madonna

OH GODDESS!! why can't I enter to the tumblr of your peasant jameslovesaaron? did he offend you? did your army of black child kill him? tell us, queen pls

who?

#Anonymous

Hello fans, It's me, Madonna

I know I haven't talked to you in awhile. But the overwhelming success of my MDNA tour has been taking up most of my time lately. -pops in Selena Gomez CD-

I shall return soon to throw shade almost as good as I throw my pumps at you when you sit down at my show. DONT FUCKING DO THAT

Goodbye fans xoxodonna

#madonna #selena gomez #fashion #high heels #pumps #stilettos

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OBMA has won reelection! Now, it's time to celebrate!

Don't forget what I promised ;)

#madonna #obama #obma #2012 #election #romney #barack obama #hooray #yay

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One of the tracks from ARTPOP was leaked today, rumored to be the first single. Shit you not. Remember, this is just a demo. Gaga's vocals haven't been added yet. But if you want to know what ARTPOP will sound like, here it is.

#lady gaga #ARTPOP #A #R #T #P #O #pop music #demos #music #madonna #britney spears #christina aguilera #nicki minaj #katy perry #lana del rey #aznudgareug banks #beyonce #rihanna

So you're a part-owner of LiveNation, and let's Gaga tour 18,000 cities so you can earn? A little morbid don't you think?

Gaga's touring 18,000 cities? Oh my Kabbalah that's a lot.

But yes darling, I make it rain. Gaga works for me, technically.

#Anonymous #madonna #lady gaga

If the Queen dies, and you all don't make me a trending topic like this Mitch person,

I will return as a ghost and beat you all up with Ke$ha's used butt plugs

#madonna #the queen #ke$ha #kesha #whos that mitch guys name again #oh well he dead anyway #no1curr #mitch lucker #suicide silence

when are you getting your next botox injection? once the MDNE tour is over?

As soon as grand canyons show up on my face again

#theholyspearit #madonna #botox

Queen Madonna, I saw a confession in which a peasant says that janet jackson (who?) is a million times better than you. What do you think?

I mean, that's cute and all. I couldn't be bothered. She hasn't had a hit since she flashed her tit at the super bowl.

I flash my tit and people spend MORE money on me.

#Anonymous #madonna #janet jackson #whos better now bitch

i love your episode in ellen ^_^

Me too. I think it's safe to say its the best episode ever. Because I'm on it.

#Anonymous #madonna #ellen

thank you for teaching me how to draw muscles!

I'm the perfect muse

#m-trollaciccone #madonna #muscles #bodybuilding #thinspo

Madonna, please, I beg, forgive gaga for copying you, hahaha you fell on stage at the most fashionable and trendy way, lol I bet you gaga will fall on her stage too at the same way you did it.

I CAN'T BELIEVE GAGA COPIED ME BY FALLING ON STAGE WHERES MY FAN CELEBSTHATCOPYMADONNA WHEN YOU NEED THEM!

#Anonymous #madonna #celebsthatcopymadonna #lady gaga #the-dark-night-of-the-soul

Queen, Why is Lady Gaga using MDNA Tour stage in Mexico?

Because she po.

#Anonymous #madonna #lady gaga #mexico