"How do you fight with a lamp?" the girl asked staring at Jax. "I don't mean any offence or anything," she added hastily, "I'm just curious."
"I beat people in the face. It seems to work quite well." Motioning like Jax is beating someone’s head
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"How do you fight with a lamp?" the girl asked staring at Jax. "I don't mean any offence or anything," she added hastily, "I'm just curious."
"I beat people in the face. It seems to work quite well." Motioning like Jax is beating someone’s head
Do it.
I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box.
Dear person I hate,
Dear person I like,
Dear ex boyfriend,
Dear ex girlfriend,
Dear ex bestfriend,
Dear bestfriend,
Dear *anyone*,
Dear Santa,
Dear mom,
Dear dad,
Dear future me,
Dear past me,
Dear person I’m jealous of,
Dear person I had a crush on,
Dear girlfriend,
Dear boyfriend,
"How do you kill things with that lamp? Do 'enlighten' me."
"Would you like me to show you?" *Grips lamp firmly*
“so…. hungry ….”
Kha’ zix is wandering around the halls
“I found you wretched creature!” Roared Rengar as he threw his bola out.
Instinct took hold of Kha'zix however his body could not handle it. His wings unfolded only to catch the bola that was flying towards him.
"ugh... cant even leap..."
"so.... hungry ...."
Kha' zix is wandering around the halls
FUCK EVERYTHING!!!
Ummmm....
*Tries to reach his back with his claw but ends up derping around*
“I’ll admit broski, you look hilarious! Are you pain though?”
Not really. *He continues with the derping* Its just really annoying
Ummmm....
What the fuck happened?
Why won’t my wings come out?
Brolaf walks over to the bug, “Problem? I gots dis bro!” He hits back with his fist. “Maybe that will help” as he snaps his fingers.
*Kha’zix takes the blow, giving a little but standing right back up*
i don’t think that’s going to help bro…
Know anyone that’s good with your human’s nature?
“We could ask Brodalee!” Begins yelling throughout the institute for Nidalee as ‘Brodalee’
*Tries to reach his back with his claw but ends up derping around*
Ummmm....
What the fuck happened?
Why won’t my wings come out?
Brolaf walks over to the bug, “Problem? I gots dis bro!” He hits back with his fist. “Maybe that will help” as he snaps his fingers.
*Kha'zix takes the blow, giving a little but standing right back up*
i don't think that's going to help bro...
Know anyone that's good with your human's nature?
Ummmm....
What the fuck happened?
Why won’t my wings come out?
Did you try turning them of and back on again?
Ummmmm
I don't think that's how they work?
Ummmm....
What the fuck happened?
Why won't my wings come out?
Brolaf! *Walks up to Kha'zx* Sup my fine Bro, I heard you and Rengar are pretty tight. Want to drink Graggy Ice and have a chill-sesh?
Well the chill-sesh, if that how you call it, but not the ice that stuff is cold and for sure not gragas’s barrel cause thats poison.
Nidalee eyed the strange void creature, wondering if he was just some form of mutant bug or a monster. Clutching her spear to her side tightly, she approached Kha'Zix and cleared her throat. "I hear you have a quarrel against Rengar. You're not the only one. Maybe we could do something about that," she mused.
Oh you mean the kitty yeah no he’s just angry cause i got on of his eyes. I was hungry and he just jumped at me from a bush soooo yeah. I was hungry but he can’t let that go.
The Hunt is On! @Kha'zix
Rengar stalked the beach, his good eye scanning it for signs of the wrenched creature. “Come out beast!” He roared. “Come face your death!” He knew that it was close by, he could smell it’s horrible void stench all around him. His whole body quivered in anticipation, this would be his crowning achievement, the day that he would prove his supremacy and finally get revenge for the eye he had lost all those years ago.
Tunneling through the sand under the beach, Kha'zix finds himself under a very angry Rangar.
"Here we go again"
All he talks talks about is that dumb eye... it did taste good ... maybe that why he is so angry. "Well i am hungry" Kha'zix thinks to himself.
"I'll take this challenge"
Now tunneling straight up toward the roar, Kha'zix Bursts from the sand both claws now pointed at Rangar's right eye.
"Beast, your blood will cover the sands of the beaches and I shall make a sand castle from your bones!"
Well i guess we shall meet on the beach and FINAL SETTLE THIS my little cat
*goes to the beach and sharpens his claws*
so my friend is a genious
*Sona approaches the hunted creature. She hides behind a wall and begins playing a melody, welcoming him. She then runs away, fearing him.*
*Kha'zix starts to run after her*
Play that again before you run!