Stephen King

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[playwrongs]

Stephen King’s Fujo

[punksalmon]

whenever you take too much time to write something know it is because stephen king has been stealing your life force

[therealstephenking]

girl mutuals who want to kiss and eat cunt & so forth should be paid by the state to go see each other

[therealstephenking]

WRONG BLOG

[therealstephenking]

girl mutuals who want to kiss and eat cunt & so forth should be paid by the state to go see each other

[joy-crimes]

this “stephen king” guy is out here writing scary books that frighten people and we’re just letting him????????

and who made him king of the stephens anyways????

[therealstephenking]

the stephen council, after I overthrew the stephen senate

[willowcrowned]

hey wait do we even know if that ryan reynolds account is even really him

[purplepartyunicorn]

Let’s start making fake celebrity accounts for every celebrity before they can join

[therealstephenking]

as the real stephen king I think this is a terrible idea and no one should do it

[yugiohoffical]

brands too?

[therealstephenking]

neil gaiman

[therealstephenking]

everyone keeps wondering why I’m on here as if it isn’t common knowledge that tumblr can’t afford neil gaiman anymore

[therealstephenking]

they offered me his contract when he upped his price to three cents a month and it threatened to drive them bankrupt. currently I’m the proud proud owner of 1/1326000 of a 2022 honda accord just from this month’s proceeds alone

[therealstephenking]

everyone keeps wondering why I’m on here as if it isn’t common knowledge that tumblr can’t afford neil gaiman anymore

[therealstephenking]

hello tumblr I am the real stephen king

[worlds-expert-on-being-bored-de]

Hello the real Stephen King i am random reflections redirection

[therealstephenking]

wow so good to meet a fellow real person

[willowcrowned]

hey wait do we even know if that ryan reynolds account is even really him

[purplepartyunicorn]

Let’s start making fake celebrity accounts for every celebrity before they can join

[therealstephenking]

as the real stephen king I think this is a terrible idea and no one should do it

[therealstephenking]

hello tumblr I am the real stephen king