hi

niall is my son

[lmaginedeactivated]

[0orkewjvrfwedr-deactivated20130]

i once took my 14 year old cousin to a ke$ha concert for her birthday. half way through the concert ke$ha screams “STOP.” the music stopped, the audience stopped and ke$ha goes “I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING.” then everyone waited to see what ke$ha could have realized, mid song, mid concert. when ke$ha goes “i just realized….THERE’S NOT ENOUGH GLITTER ON THESE TITTIES” and a guy with a small bucket came out and poured so much glitter on those titties, that he saved the concert. 

[7mangoes]

may your ass get fatter and your heart get wiser in 2017

[chxnky-spice]

May your wallet get thicker and soul become heavy in 2017

[mmshawty]

may your skin get clearer and your love reciprocated in 2017

[hauntedconstellations]

Reblog for this to come true

[fionapplelover]

friend: are you coming? 

me: we have been informed via her representatives that she has decided not to go 

[thisisntmycat]

[setheverman]

you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard

[onlytwitterpics]

[gneerly]

when ur hardcore venting to someone in one chat and shitposting in another

[foodtrucker-deactivated20231129]

U know you’ve grown up when you don’t find the same people on YouTube funny anymore

[archieandrewx]

✨✨

[alulawings]

If the whole world was watching I’d still dance with you/ Drive highways and byways to be there with you…

This Town - Niall Horan

[yars]

[supersexyawesomeness]

[herhmione]

bless this new trend of saying ‘yikes’ honestly this is the word i’ve been looking for my whole life. the perfect combination of disinterested, detached, amused, and passive aggressive. five letters that say so much yet are vague enough that you won’t get involved in any drama

[globaloffensive-deactivated2015]

[kelseyw95]

I’M SHOOK!

[ruinedchildhood]

[cupsnake100]

The Earth… Is A Cup

[richhoneytrader100]

Explain

[cupsnake100]

Holds Things