The-Swarmlord

[slopforhogs]

Giant forest hog (Hylochoerus meinertzhageni) “Giant Forest Hog Hylochoerus meinertzhageni” by Nik Borrow, CC BY-NC 2.0

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[therealswarmlord]

If not friend, then why frie- gets gored to death

[ricerex]

Shrimp shape

[therealswarmlord]

Man, how will I be able to focus on this game? The infamous posture:

[therealswarmlord]

Uh Tumblr... I don't think that's a baby animal...

[aplpaca]

yall wanna see a bad picture I took of a fuck ton of white pelicans?

[therealswarmlord]

Do it, coward

[i-am-a-fish]

I'm gay and I'm good at almost nothing

[i-am-a-fish]

sonic....

[i-am-a-fish]

he would not fucking say that

[therealswarmlord]

he would, but he also wouldn't, I can confirm

[rrrrrattata]

fun fact: some species of fish are mouthbrooders, meaning that they carry their eggs/fry in their mouth to protect them from danger. this behavior is most commonly seen in cichlids, but also occurs in certain species in other familes like catfish, gouramis, and arowanas :)

[therealswarmlord]

Hehe, bad fries get put in t̵̖̄̒̿̏͂̽h̶̠̩̽̿̎́̈́̍́͛͌̒̊́́̚̕ȩ̵̧͇͎̭̥̞̪̓̉̉͐́̈́̄̇͌̚͘ ̷̗̖̻̹̼̳̖̻̪͓̰͉͇̳͐̄̄̈̀̇͐̾̈́͌̃̿͋͘͜͠m̵͚̝̦͚̀̂̊̉͘ơ̵̢͆̓̊͑͒͆͆̓̇̕͠͠ű̸̧̬̲̮̲͕̲̦̜̬̱̭̰̗̋ṯ̶̮̼̮͉̜̂͌̒͆̑̉̉̿̕͘͘h̶̢̛͓͋́͆̂͋́̔̽̏̽̈́͝

[therealswarmlord]

Your bones are ossified muscles

Your Epidermis is a layer of dead cells that is constantly replaced

Your Red-blood cells are made in your bone marrow

Anyways, have an image of Brachytrachelopan

[shrimp-propaganda]

do you guys like my tea strainer it's a giant isopod

[therealswarmlord]

Needs to be bigger

[lu9bot]

What does this image make you feel?

[therealswarmlord]

Somehow scared and confused at the same time

[therealswarmlord]

I haven't been posting mostly because I don't feel like it, so yeah, I'm alive, and I will return to a state of slumber once more

[therealswarmlord]

I have returned, and not much has changed, good, anyways, I am going to return to my slumber

[therealswarmlord]

You humans are confusing me, like... what are they doing? What are these "trends"? And why do they believe in such dumb things? No... the Earth is not flat... it has more curves than that one slutty motherfucker that lives next door

[therealswarmlord]

I have returned tum of the blrs

Now I shall return to my slumber, see you in 40,000 years

[therealswarmlord]

Just like in lore, I occasionally come back, and no one misses me, except for maybe like 2 people or whatever biomass is out there. Do you think I care about yall? I don't even care about my fellow tyranids!

[todaysbird]

can i offer you a baby rat in these trying times

[therealswarmlord]

Why thank you for the snack

[sorrelfox]

So during a PlayOn Tabletop live stream, someone asked if nids had toe beans. This lead to the cursed creation of Beans the Hormacat. And who else to own him, by everyone's favorite necron.

There will be more hijinks coming.

[therealswarmlord]

I love this too much, I love Beans, and I shall get the hivemind to protect him

[eye-scream-in-pain]

Hivesune Miku

[therealswarmlord]

Alright, why do I like this?