WILL THE REAL TARN SHADY PLEASE STAND UP?

you can't spell laughter without slaughter [sideblog!!! mostly shitposting with random rp bc that's apparently a thing now and i blame skids???]

[shatteredtheories]

If the doubles die, do we get the kids?

[therealtarnshady]

shatteredtheories​:

Hard pass. I’m allergic.

Pity, they’re friendly.

[shatteredtheories]

Too friendly. Never liked mushrooms much.

[therealtarnshady]

I’m bored now, good night.

[shatteredtheories]

If the doubles die, do we get the kids?

[therealtarnshady]

shatteredtheories​:

Hard pass. I’m allergic.

Pity, they’re friendly.

[shatteredtheories]

If the doubles die, do we get the kids?

[therealtarnshady]

shatteredtheories​:

Like you care.

I do not! Nice to notice.

[shatteredtheories]

Noted. Done looming yet?

[therealtarnshady]

Am I ever?

[shatteredtheories]

Ugh, go away. You're worse than Magnus.

[therealtarnshady]

Are you sad, Skids.

[shatteredtheories]

I'm annoyed.

[therealtarnshady]

Same thing.

Mushroom?

[shatteredtheories]

If the doubles die, do we get the kids?

[therealtarnshady]

shatteredtheories​:

Like you care.

I do not! Nice to notice.

[shatteredtheories]

Noted. Done looming yet?

[therealtarnshady]

Am I ever?

[shatteredtheories]

Ugh, go away. You're worse than Magnus.

[therealtarnshady]

Are you sad, Skids.

[shatteredtheories]

If the doubles die, do we get the kids?

[therealtarnshady]

shatteredtheories​:

Like you care.

I do not! Nice to notice.

[shatteredtheories]

Noted. Done looming yet?

[therealtarnshady]

Am I ever?

[shatteredtheories]

If the doubles die, do we get the kids?

[therealtarnshady]

shatteredtheories​:

Like you care.

I do not! Nice to notice.

[shatteredtheories]

If the doubles die, do we get the kids?

[therealtarnshady]

No.

[shatteredtheories]

Oh you're still here?

[therealtarnshady]

I’m always here.

Unlike the other one. Lost again, is he?

[shatteredtheories]

... Lost or left, doesn't matter. He's not here.

[therealtarnshady]

Pity.

[shatteredtheories]

If the doubles die, do we get the kids?

[therealtarnshady]

No.

[shatteredtheories]

Oh you're still here?

[therealtarnshady]

I’m always here.

Unlike the other one. Lost again, is he?

[shatteredtheories]

If the doubles die, do we get the kids?

[therealtarnshady]

No.

[theoreticiian-deactivated202309]

There is a flaw in the frying pan plan and it is the fact that I don't have a frying pan.

[therealtarnshady]

[hands him one]

[theoreticiian-deactivated202309]

Thank you, tank husband.

[therealtarnshady]

You’re welcome, not tank husand.

[theoreticiian-deactivated202309]

There is a flaw in the frying pan plan and it is the fact that I don't have a frying pan.

[therealtarnshady]

[hands him one]

[therealtarnshady]

I think this is an amongus.

[therealtarnshady]

We are sorry but the Tarn you have dialed is currently unavailable. Please try again later!

[therealtarnshady]

Hmm. Bread furby.

[therealtarnshady]

I’m right here.

[therealtarnshady]

We were recently visited by the Furbocalypse.

[therealtarnshady]

Hey, Yarn, wanna race? If I win, I want you to give me a, uhhh... Uh. A nice pat on the head, I guess?

[hands him a furby]