Not Just Trash Im the whole Dumsper

Alice ♤ 25 ♤ They/Them ♤ I do writing comissions! ♤ occasional art ♤ reblog lots of Mouthwashing and other fandoms ♤

[theredalice]

Emergency Commissions

Hello! My name is Alice. My pronouns are she/they and I have around 9 years of writing experience! My main field has been fan fiction, but I have experience writing original works, fantasy, smut, romance, essays and more! I will write any genre and will most likely not decline most commissions. As long as they don’t include anything from the "not acceptable" list, we can go over details! There will be no extra cost for multiple characters, but there will be charges for major rewrites.

I dont have many recent samples of my work, but there’s a link to my Archive account so you can look over my work new and old. Very recently I completed two commissioned works and you can see them both here. Both were commissioned by a very good friend of mine and he’s given me permission to post both of them! If you have something you would like to see brought to life, then please message me and we can work out the details!

ACCEPTABLE! -Oc’s/self-inserts  -NSFW -Furry -Backstories -Fandom

NOT ACCEPTABLE - Minor endangerment -non-con

PRICING <1000 words- $10   1000 words- $15 +$5 per additional 1k   5000 words- $40 + $7 per additional 1k 10,000 words- $90 + $10 per additional 1k Major rewrites = half of original payment.  

Please feel free to message me with any questions you may have and I’ll be happy to answer them :) Stay safe!

[twilightarcade]

looper

[official-time-loop-posts]

Official Time Loop Post

[melancholygirls]

I passed a flower shop next to a tattoo shop and at first I laughed because I thought it was ironic and then i freaked because IMAGINE YOUR OTP IN A FLORIST/TATTOO ARTIST AU

[stillalittlekid]

OMG I COULD TOTALLY IMAGINE THEM LIKE THAT IT WOULD BE SO PERFECT

[christ-with-a-why]

[sup-its-cat]

WHY HAVE I SEEN NO ONE TALK ABOUT HOW THE GRACE SCULPTURE LOOKS LIKE THE LITTLE DUDE FROM THIS MEME

THAT WAS LITERALLY MY FIRST THOUGHT UPON SEEING IT IN THE MOVIE

[notes-and-violets]

I had to xD

[katzebruh]

Tadc movie time

[saintd0nna]

happy pride to him

[trollrider1111]

Gay broke sober king 🤴

[6mayhem]

bro lemme show u how sex REALLY works *picks up large rock from forest ground*

[website-com]

ive heard if its all gone wrong and is fucked beyond repair you can actually use it for banana bread

[lilyflxwers]

ok i absolutely need to know what accents u all have pls reblog and tell me or comment or whatever I must know

[contemptible-scoundrel]

every so often I come across a kink post about like being kidnapped and tortured or held at gunpoint or begging for ones life for sexual purposes and I understand its going for a very haggard frail thing being taken advantage of vibe but in my mental image it really just comes off the same as that picture of wolverine strapped to a nuke

[contemptible-scoundrel]

ideal sexual encounter for someone whose username is something like snuffpuppy

[domidominic]

Space guys

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[possumsarenice]

Shout everyone else taking the vow of silence today

[skelotan]

I can never be annoyed at teens for being excited. I used to be a VERY annoying one! PATREON

[akashicrecord]

starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club

[overturned-toybox-of-thoughts]

Why the fuck are you suggesting putting CHILDREN in a club?

[akashicrecord]

So they can sip grey goose, maybe have a cig, and feel the rhythm? Are you the fun police?

[mellosdrawings]

Yurifies your trolley problem <3

[im-da-jokr-baby]

Absolute shaynema