[the-introducer]

I was recommended @tea-stained-tabby’s disco elysium + rdr2 crossoverer fic and it did not disappoint so I made some art inspired by my favorite parts

[oldmanpusspuss]

most euthanizable mutuals of 2026

[retroactivebakeries]

the principal aim of lying is to accomplish your goal in as few lies as possible, and with the least amount of effort necessary to keep those lies going. It follows naturally that the world’s greatest liar speaks only the truth.

[wordfather]

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

[wordfather]

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

[wordfather]

THIRTY TWO??????

[phillyphillyphilly]

Listen that doesn’t even account for all the weird shit local farmers are getting up to.

May I present the best apple:

[wordfather]

the world is so big and beautiful

[papasmoke]

I just CANT shut up baby!!!!!!! I’m absolutely FULL of STUPID and simply MUST share it with the world!!!!!!!!!!!!

[playthings2007]

Completely lost all concepts of joke comprehension for a moment because my instinct was to register this as a new type of kitchencel

[vamptits]

it's just really apparent that people think it's okay to want pain but morally abhorrent to want to give it. sorry but the sadist gets to have fun too. it's actually pretty crucial to the process.

[vamptits]

if I said I was going to a taekwondo class would you feel the need to tell me kicking people on the street is bad or.

[whoopsie-collective]

Image ID: A screenshot of a tumblr comment that says "yeah, its only abhorrent imo, when the recipient is non consenting, i've" the screenshot cuts off.

[dogspouse]

[dovewithscales]

Please understand that when you come onto a post of a community you aren't part of discussing a thing about their community, and you feel the need to add reminders to do it ethically, no matter what you are trying to say, you are always implying that you assume those people would not act ethically without your intervention. You are always implying that the members of that community are unethical be default.

This applies broadly. This applies to reblogging a post about any kink and saying consent is important when no one was talking about consent. It implies that you assume they don't already ask for consent.

It also applies when you come into a therian post to condemn zoophilia. It implies you assume therians would engage in zoophilia if you didn't tell them not to.

It applies when you bring up real world implications of something you saw in a work of fiction, where you're implying that anyone who reads fiction where bad things happen must necessarily try to do those things in reality unless you personally tell them to stop.

So basically, shut the fuck up. No one asked for your opinion.

[pangur-and-grim]

cleaning him

[pangur-and-grim]

those aren’t their names!!!!!!

[klaasje]

really good text from my sister in law

[pukicho]

you strike me as someone who could properly tile a roof if he tried and i respect that a lot

I firmly believe I could do anything no matter what

[hourlycatphotos]

[kittybroker]

Refreshing beverage and whatever that green thing is now selling for only $2.49!

[bashcrandicoot]

Thumbnails on wizard youtube

[r0zeclawz]

one of these big new indie cartoons should release with an exclusive adopt of like the main character. pay up 10000 dollars to be the only one whos legally allowed to draw pomni. i feel like the resulting fandom drama would change the face of the internet it would be so cool

[xxvapejuicekittyxx]

yeah hi this is actually a horrible idea why would you want this

[r0zeclawz]

i like when bad things happen

[victusinveritas]

[black-crested-jaybird]

I always think of the description I saw years ago: Self-imposed deadlines don't help me, because I know the person who set them, and they're full of shit.

[37q]

[bgm05]

i see that you media addicted louts have filled your tomodachi life islands with video game and movie characters instead of great leftist thinkers

[dragonagitator]

[justnoodlefishthings]

every post in r/cats is like “this is my outdoor cat Mr. Fluffybottoms, he was violently mauled by the neighbour’s dog/shot by a stranger/ate rat poison/hit by a car, but this is somehow not my fault for letting my cat free roam please give me fake internet points r.i.p sweet baby 🙏”

[justnoodlefishthings]

if only there was a way to prevent this

[catsindoors]

[damiandtheangel-deactivated2022]

My family raised a clan of 15 outdoor cats. We fed them cat food on the porch, made sure there were warm places for them to sleep and took care of all the new kittens. Some of these kittens went to other homes, most of them were kept because there were six little kids pleading for them to stay.

They all lived happy lives.

Unfortunately, we lived in a state park that happened to have cougars, and cars traversing the area.

Three of them died by car or cougar and one caught rabies and had to be shot. We still have 11 cats wandering our property and being fed even though we moved.

Are you sure we are “Negligent” because that seems like a fucking great life to me. Humans feed you, you can go wherever, and all your kids are taken care of in a warm box in a shed.

And its been sixteen years since we got the original group too.

[justnoodlefishthings]

Congratulations on supporting your local cougar population with free cats to eat, it’s good to see someone thinking of the wildlife 🙏

[cpericardium]