Fireworks and Hurricanes

Female. 5'0" Likes dancing with no pants on, toking up, taking photos, hangin' with my cat, kisses, sleeping. Has the name of a goddess.

[pinkeslime]

every. single. picture.

[onlytwitterpics]

[liquidcoma-deactivated20160903]

[shownoshade]

my friend got kicked out of stats because she was eating a banana and she didn’t appreciate it

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

what crime did this tree commit to be put in tree jail

[claimed-clams]

Treeson

[11roses]

[rockthrowingbutch]

Patronize these kids at your own risk.

[heartmagician]

current mood: when a chef on chopped has no idea what the fuck they’re gonna do with the basket ingredients so they just show this. 

[lgbtlaughs]

“Baby I lied there’s no gala. I brought you here because of our love for art. We enjoy traveling to museums, having artsy dates and even showcasing art about our baby\ud83d\udc36 in our own home. If someone could describe our love it could only be done through a work of art. It is happy, fun, chaotic, inspiring and strong. I want to keep discovering art for the rest of my life by your side.

Chelsea Miller, will you marry me?”

Our proposal at @artinstitutechi

[eroscestlavie]

this is so cute…also look at the ring!  she posted it to instagram & it’s so gorgeous 

i love seeing lesbian proposals with expensive ass engagement rings it brings me hope to be honest  

[ne0lution]

I saw this photo like 5 minutes before I got to this post and wondered how the proposal happened, im glad I found out.

[youngsamberg]

@ 2017

[sixpenceee]

These dogs blend right in. 

[jonomaly-deactivated20180427]

What dogs?

[shoggothgirlfriends]

I hate when people take photos of the ground

[brittany-murphy]

Part of Debbie Reynolds’ acceptance speech for her Screen Actors Guild Life Achievement Award

[zany-the-nerd]

Child: What’s a VHS?

Me:

[animentality]

i  have honest to god never seen a santa clause reaction gif in my entire life

[broomchickabroom]

OH MY GOD

[sesh]

[64bitwar]

this is stomp dog it shows up to stomp away sadness

[210pm]

constantly wanting love and appreciation and constantly ready to give it as well

[arousedhoe]

hey does anyone know the fastest way to clean up milk that’s covering every goddamn i nch of the  kitchen floor

[slightmood]

i know a gal……she’s on her way

[arousedhoe]

thanks

[slightmood]

[yeahsheloveshes-deactivated2017]

Adult cats aren’t supposed to drink milk tho ndjsbsjsnsksd

[slightmood]

[skunkfritter]

it’s 5:41 in the morning L A D S. 

it’s time to post fat tiger

[skunkfritter]

[theblackpirouette-blog]

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[yattiyatti]

Beautiful!

[antibutch-deactivated20180507]

all these little black ballerinas make my heart melt