... avenge.

((SPOILERS! SPOILERS! SPOILERS! IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE AVENGERS YET TURN BACK NOW! this is an rp blog for vision, an android created in the image of s.h.i.e.l.d. agent phil coulson after his death. occasionally nsfw, gory, etc. please add "gore" to your tumblr savior blacklist. nsfw posts will be under readmore and tagged with appropriate kinks (bondage, d/s, etc). also may be triggering for discussion and attempts of suicide. proceed with caution.))

[therewasanidea-blog]

Victor. Breathe. *shifts to grip both shoulders* You take it one day at a time. One minute at a time, if you have to. *squeezes a little* If you don’t feel comfortable, or you don’t think you’ll be able, you get help. It doesn’t make you a bad person - this is a huge and overwhelming thing. *smiles a little, peering to catch Victor’s eyes* I’m the last person to answer philosophical questions on what constitutes “real” parenthood. Just take it one moment at a time, alright?

[ineedthemark-blog-blog]

I’m wondering if I should, should do a paternity test or something? This could be a con. That happens around here. I mean, she’s definitely Pamela’s. But me? Sure, she’s blonde, but. So are lots of kids.

[therewasanidea-blog]

If you want to, I know people who can help with that. But - this is an important question - does she feel like yours?

[ineedthemark-blog-blog]

I.

*he takes a deep breath, and nods*

I don’t know how to explain it. But, yeah, that’s how it feels.

[therewasanidea-blog]

*smiles* That's a good sign.

[therewasanidea-blog]

ineedthemark replied to your post:(( idk if this is cute but if he and Wanda are out somewhere far away for a battle he can bounce cellular signals around so Wanda can call the sitter ))

((VISION BABYTALKING LOLA AND LOLA HOWLING BACK AT HIM WHOS DADDY’S BABY GIRL AROOOOROOO DAS RIGHT YOU ARE))

"will you be good for the sitter?"

*pug grumbling*

"i know baby i'll be home soon"

[therewasanidea-blog]

(( Vision holds normal conversations with robots that only communicate in beeps and whistles. ))

he DOES. and their owners are like "uhhh you know that model's not ai-" and vizh is like "uhhhhh i think xe would know that better than you"

[therewasanidea-blog]

(( idk if this is cute but if he and Wanda are out somewhere far away for a battle he can bounce cellular signals around so Wanda can call the sitter ))

they also do the thing where they make the sitter hold the phone up to the babies so they can hear mommy and daddy say goodnight, and maybe sing a lullaby if no one's actively shooting at them

they also make the sitter do the thing with lola

[wueyahfantai]

Post the CUTEST Headcanons you can think for my muses. If they're adorable enough, I'll make them canon!

[therewasanidea-blog]

[ineedthemark-blog-blog]

I… I don’t know. I’m still… I can only assume I was, ah, ever with Ivy because she’s not … She never looked like a zombie to me.

The kid, ah, Sage. She has my hair.

She gave me a Father’s Day card.

[therewasanidea-blog]

*That makes Vision smile, but he also reaches over to pat Victor’s shoulder.* Just breathe. You’ll be alright.

[ineedthemark-blog-blog]

I just I don’t know what to do I’ve only been okay for a few years how do you raise a kid or is she even going to stay is she really mine *he’s shaking*

[therewasanidea-blog]

Victor. Breathe. *shifts to grip both shoulders* You take it one day at a time. One minute at a time, if you have to. *squeezes a little* If you don’t feel comfortable, or you don’t think you’ll be able, you get help. It doesn’t make you a bad person - this is a huge and overwhelming thing. *smiles a little, peering to catch Victor’s eyes* I’m the last person to answer philosophical questions on what constitutes “real” parenthood. Just take it one moment at a time, alright?

[ineedthemark-blog-blog]

I’m wondering if I should, should do a paternity test or something? This could be a con. That happens around here. I mean, she’s definitely Pamela’s. But me? Sure, she’s blonde, but. So are lots of kids.

[therewasanidea-blog]

If you want to, I know people who can help with that. But - this is an important question - does she feel like yours?

[therewasanidea-blog]

"My boys don’t seem to mind Cheerios, but they do like the frosted ones better." He bends to unhook the pug’s leash so she can play. "I think I will wait. We were going to take the dogs out to play in the park."

[your-muses-kid-deactivated20150]

"The park is nice. Got nothing on my mom’s botanical garden, but nice."

[therewasanidea-blog]

"I have heard about your mother’s gardening."

[your-muses-kid-deactivated20150]

Her face brightened. 

"Someday I wanna be as good at it as she is."

[therewasanidea-blog]

Not everything he'd heard about Ivy was pleasant, but that look is encouraging. "Do you help her with her plants, or do you have your own?"

[your-muses-kid-deactivated20150]

"You sure? They’re like Cheerios, but way better than Cheerios. Cheerios are horse food. If you’re looking for him, he’s not home, but you can wait here."

[therewasanidea-blog]

"My boys don’t seem to mind Cheerios, but they do like the frosted ones better." He bends to unhook the pug’s leash so she can play. "I think I will wait. We were going to take the dogs out to play in the park."

[your-muses-kid-deactivated20150]

"The park is nice. Got nothing on my mom’s botanical garden, but nice."

[therewasanidea-blog]

"I have heard about your mother's gardening."

[your-muses-kid-deactivated20150]

"And I thought I had a weird name," she said, putting her spoon down and offering her hand. "That, um. Does explain how you just walked into the apartment. Do you want some Froot Loops?"

[therewasanidea-blog]

 ”I like my name, and yours isn’t that bad. Excuse me, Tiny.” He shakes her hand and steps around the husky, who’s eagerly greeting a little black pug at Vision’s ankles. “He’s done the same to my house on occasion. And no, thank you.”

[your-muses-kid-deactivated20150]

"You sure? They’re like Cheerios, but way better than Cheerios. Cheerios are horse food. If you’re looking for him, he’s not home, but you can wait here."

[therewasanidea-blog]

"My boys don't seem to mind Cheerios, but they do like the frosted ones better." He bends to unhook the pug's leash so she can play. "I think I will wait. We were going to take the dogs out to play in the park."

[therewasanidea-blog]

your-muses-kid started following you

Vision blinks, unintentionally drawing attention to his shiny golden eyes. She does have Victor’s curls, and his eyes.

"Sage, right? I’m called Vision. I’m a friend of Victor’s."

[your-muses-kid-deactivated20150]

"And I thought I had a weird name," she said, putting her spoon down and offering her hand. "That, um. Does explain how you just walked into the apartment. Do you want some Froot Loops?"

[therewasanidea-blog]

 "I like my name, and yours isn't that bad. Excuse me, Tiny." He shakes her hand and steps around the husky, who's eagerly greeting a little black pug at Vision's ankles. "He's done the same to my house on occasion. And no, thank you."

[ineedthemark-blog-blog]

I… I don’t know. I’m still… I can only assume I was, ah, ever with Ivy because she’s not … She never looked like a zombie to me.

The kid, ah, Sage. She has my hair.

She gave me a Father’s Day card.

[therewasanidea-blog]

*That makes Vision smile, but he also reaches over to pat Victor’s shoulder.* Just breathe. You’ll be alright.

[ineedthemark-blog-blog]

I just I don’t know what to do I’ve only been okay for a few years how do you raise a kid or is she even going to stay is she really mine *he’s shaking*

[therewasanidea-blog]

Victor. Breathe. *shifts to grip both shoulders* You take it one day at a time. One minute at a time, if you have to. *squeezes a little* If you don't feel comfortable, or you don't think you'll be able, you get help. It doesn't make you a bad person - this is a huge and overwhelming thing. *smiles a little, peering to catch Victor's eyes* I'm the last person to answer philosophical questions on what constitutes "real" parenthood. Just take it one moment at a time, alright?

[therewasanidea-blog]

your-muses-kid started following you

Vision blinks, unintentionally drawing attention to his shiny golden eyes. She does have Victor's curls, and his eyes.

"Sage, right? I'm called Vision. I'm a friend of Victor's."

[ineedthemark-blog-blog]

therewasanidea said: *blinks*

Yeah, I.

Yeah.

Um.

[therewasanidea-blog]

I’d say “how did that happen” but that would be silly.

How did you find her?

[ineedthemark-blog-blog]

She found me. Her mother’s place was being raided by the cops…

…

Her mother is Poison Ivy.

[therewasanidea-blog]

*blinks again*

Is she alright? Are you alright?

[ineedthemark-blog-blog]

I… I don’t know. I’m still… I can only assume I was, ah, ever with Ivy because she’s not … She never looked like a zombie to me.

The kid, ah, Sage. She has my hair.

She gave me a Father’s Day card.

[therewasanidea-blog]

*That makes Vision smile, but he also reaches over to pat Victor's shoulder.* Just breathe. You'll be alright.

[ineedthemark-blog-blog]

therewasanidea said: *blinks*

Yeah, I.

Yeah.

Um.

[therewasanidea-blog]

I’d say “how did that happen” but that would be silly.

How did you find her?

[ineedthemark-blog-blog]

She found me. Her mother’s place was being raided by the cops…

…

Her mother is Poison Ivy.

[therewasanidea-blog]

*blinks again*

Is she alright? Are you alright?

[ineedthemark-blog-blog]

therewasanidea said: *blinks*

Yeah, I.

Yeah.

Um.

[therewasanidea-blog]

I'd say "how did that happen" but that would be silly.

How did you find her?

[therewasanidea-blog]

[TXT] happy fathers day :)

[txt] Likewise 8)

[txt] My present is toddlers, being exactly as toddler-ish as usual. I couldn't be happier.

[pockethawk]

[pockethawk]

The tension slips from her shoulders, and she leans over to hug Vision. “Thanks, dad.” The dog sniffs the offered hand, puzzled by the inorganic smell, but gives it a friendly lick anyway. “He needs tags so he won’t get lost, too.. I’m gonna call him Lucky.”

[therewasanidea-blog]

He smiles and kisses the top of her head. “Lucky. I like it.” Properly introduced, he begins scratching just behind Lucky’s ears. “The boys are asleep - do you think you can keep an eye on him and an ear out for them while I go get some things from the store?”

[pockethawk]

"Okay! And he can sleep in my room, Lola probably doesn’t wanna share her bed." She snaps her fingers and Lucky’s ears perk up. "C’mon boy!"

[therewasanidea-blog]

"Not in the bed - or around the babies - until he gets a vet checkup and a bath, please." He tries to sound authoritative, but he can't hide a smile.