“Love Ain’t Just Money!”

Ask/Rp Blog from a headcanon based “Rich Guy” blog from Hex FNF’s Canon

[therichestguy]

Independent, Headcanon based portrayal of Rich Guy from Friday Night Funkin Hex canon lore.

Ran by Mod K. She/They/Pop/🌸

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“But maybe you can buy it!”

[therichestguy]

Hex B slammed through the door.

“DAD!!!”

@swappin-on-a-sunday-night

Richard nearly spits out his coffee. Well then. He coughs slightly, looking at the other, eyebrow raised.

“Hex? What’s up- you don’t burst through like that unless something’s wrong…”

Concerned father TM

[swappin-on-a-sunday-night]

Man this one... Was a lot more like his dad than the other one. He solemnly smiled, ‘tears’ on the edges of his eyes as he started to walk closer.

“Nothing, dad. Nothing’s wrong.” He said, voice cracking as he hugged the other. “Everything’s perfect.”

[therichestguy]

Rich blinks. The hug is nice- pat pat. He is very worried.

“If you say so. How’s everything been though?”

[swappin-on-a-sunday-night]

“Huh? Everything’s been fantastic! Dad, I found a husband and we adopted some kids and and- and I’m famous and just- so many things, dad, so many things.”

[therichestguy]

Now there’s a bit of a confused smile on his face. What? Maybe he really was getting old. He lets out a soft hum of acknowledgement. How does he go about this.

“That’s great.” Sir you- you internally are questioning this- right???

[swappin-on-a-sunday-night]

“Y-yeah it is great, just... I miss you so, so much, dad. So much.” Oh god was he about to digitally cry?

[therichestguy]

His concern grows. Maybe this wasn’t Hex… but they were so similar. Something was off.

“I’m right here, what’s troubling you, kiddo?”

It was a bit of a light hearted jab with the nickname.

[swappin-on-a-sunday-night]

"Me? Oh I-I’ve been, fine...” Hex’s smile wavered and he sighed. “You... Know, right? That I’m not yours?”

[therichestguy]

“It was… a bit of an intuition after you said Husband honestly…”

He doesn’t seem too fazed.

“Dunno what’s happening really but… you’re still my kid, regardless you aren’t exactly the same down to the T.”

[swappin-on-a-sunday-night]

"Th... Thank you so... So much. I- in my world you- you- you died dad- I missed you so much, dad I- just can’t without you-”

[therichestguy]

Oh. He frowns softly. That had to be awful.

“Hey hey. It’s ok. ‘M sorry about what happened… but it’s… it’ll be ok-“

[swappin-on-a-sunday-night]

“Th-thanks dad I just- I never saw you for... Twenty years! As old as one of my sons! I... Missed you.

[therichestguy]

20-

20 years??? Jfc. How o l d is this guy? Man-

He smiles softly.

“Anytime, son.”

[therichestguy]

Hex B slammed through the door.

“DAD!!!”

@swappin-on-a-sunday-night

Richard nearly spits out his coffee. Well then. He coughs slightly, looking at the other, eyebrow raised.

“Hex? What’s up- you don’t burst through like that unless something’s wrong…”

Concerned father TM

[swappin-on-a-sunday-night]

Man this one... Was a lot more like his dad than the other one. He solemnly smiled, ‘tears’ on the edges of his eyes as he started to walk closer.

“Nothing, dad. Nothing’s wrong.” He said, voice cracking as he hugged the other. “Everything’s perfect.”

[therichestguy]

Rich blinks. The hug is nice- pat pat. He is very worried.

“If you say so. How’s everything been though?”

[swappin-on-a-sunday-night]

“Huh? Everything’s been fantastic! Dad, I found a husband and we adopted some kids and and- and I’m famous and just- so many things, dad, so many things.”

[therichestguy]

Now there’s a bit of a confused smile on his face. What? Maybe he really was getting old. He lets out a soft hum of acknowledgement. How does he go about this.

“That’s great.” Sir you- you internally are questioning this- right???

[swappin-on-a-sunday-night]

“Y-yeah it is great, just... I miss you so, so much, dad. So much.” Oh god was he about to digitally cry?

[therichestguy]

His concern grows. Maybe this wasn’t Hex… but they were so similar. Something was off.

“I’m right here, what’s troubling you, kiddo?”

It was a bit of a light hearted jab with the nickname.

[swappin-on-a-sunday-night]

"Me? Oh I-I’ve been, fine...” Hex’s smile wavered and he sighed. “You... Know, right? That I’m not yours?”

[therichestguy]

“It was… a bit of an intuition after you said Husband honestly…”

He doesn’t seem too fazed.

“Dunno what’s happening really but… you’re still my kid, regardless you aren’t exactly the same down to the T.”

[swappin-on-a-sunday-night]

"Th... Thank you so... So much. I- in my world you- you- you died dad- I missed you so much, dad I- just can’t without you-”

[therichestguy]

Oh. He frowns softly. That had to be awful.

“Hey hey. It’s ok. ‘M sorry about what happened… but it’s… it’ll be ok-“

[therichestguy]

Hex B slammed through the door.

“DAD!!!”

@swappin-on-a-sunday-night

Richard nearly spits out his coffee. Well then. He coughs slightly, looking at the other, eyebrow raised.

“Hex? What’s up- you don’t burst through like that unless something’s wrong…”

Concerned father TM

[swappin-on-a-sunday-night]

Man this one... Was a lot more like his dad than the other one. He solemnly smiled, ‘tears’ on the edges of his eyes as he started to walk closer.

“Nothing, dad. Nothing’s wrong.” He said, voice cracking as he hugged the other. “Everything’s perfect.”

[therichestguy]

Rich blinks. The hug is nice- pat pat. He is very worried.

“If you say so. How’s everything been though?”

[swappin-on-a-sunday-night]

“Huh? Everything’s been fantastic! Dad, I found a husband and we adopted some kids and and- and I’m famous and just- so many things, dad, so many things.”

[therichestguy]

Now there’s a bit of a confused smile on his face. What? Maybe he really was getting old. He lets out a soft hum of acknowledgement. How does he go about this.

“That’s great.” Sir you- you internally are questioning this- right???

[swappin-on-a-sunday-night]

“Y-yeah it is great, just... I miss you so, so much, dad. So much.” Oh god was he about to digitally cry?

[therichestguy]

His concern grows. Maybe this wasn’t Hex… but they were so similar. Something was off.

“I’m right here, what’s troubling you, kiddo?”

It was a bit of a light hearted jab with the nickname.

[swappin-on-a-sunday-night]

"Me? Oh I-I’ve been, fine...” Hex’s smile wavered and he sighed. “You... Know, right? That I’m not yours?”

[therichestguy]

“It was… a bit of an intuition after you said Husband honestly…”

He doesn’t seem too fazed.

“Dunno what’s happening really but… you’re still my kid, regardless you aren’t exactly the same down to the T.”

[therichestguy]

Hex B slammed through the door.

“DAD!!!”

@swappin-on-a-sunday-night

Richard nearly spits out his coffee. Well then. He coughs slightly, looking at the other, eyebrow raised.

“Hex? What’s up- you don’t burst through like that unless something’s wrong…”

Concerned father TM

[swappin-on-a-sunday-night]

Man this one... Was a lot more like his dad than the other one. He solemnly smiled, ‘tears’ on the edges of his eyes as he started to walk closer.

“Nothing, dad. Nothing’s wrong.” He said, voice cracking as he hugged the other. “Everything’s perfect.”

[therichestguy]

Rich blinks. The hug is nice- pat pat. He is very worried.

“If you say so. How’s everything been though?”

[swappin-on-a-sunday-night]

“Huh? Everything’s been fantastic! Dad, I found a husband and we adopted some kids and and- and I’m famous and just- so many things, dad, so many things.”

[therichestguy]

Now there’s a bit of a confused smile on his face. What? Maybe he really was getting old. He lets out a soft hum of acknowledgement. How does he go about this.

“That’s great.” Sir you- you internally are questioning this- right???

[swappin-on-a-sunday-night]

“Y-yeah it is great, just... I miss you so, so much, dad. So much.” Oh god was he about to digitally cry?

[therichestguy]

His concern grows. Maybe this wasn’t Hex… but they were so similar. Something was off.

“I’m right here, what’s troubling you, kiddo?”

It was a bit of a light hearted jab with the nickname.

[therichestguy]

Hex B slammed through the door.

“DAD!!!”

@swappin-on-a-sunday-night

Richard nearly spits out his coffee. Well then. He coughs slightly, looking at the other, eyebrow raised.

“Hex? What’s up- you don’t burst through like that unless something’s wrong…”

Concerned father TM

[swappin-on-a-sunday-night]

Man this one... Was a lot more like his dad than the other one. He solemnly smiled, ‘tears’ on the edges of his eyes as he started to walk closer.

“Nothing, dad. Nothing’s wrong.” He said, voice cracking as he hugged the other. “Everything’s perfect.”

[therichestguy]

Rich blinks. The hug is nice- pat pat. He is very worried.

“If you say so. How’s everything been though?”

[swappin-on-a-sunday-night]

“Huh? Everything’s been fantastic! Dad, I found a husband and we adopted some kids and and- and I’m famous and just- so many things, dad, so many things.”

[therichestguy]

Now there’s a bit of a confused smile on his face. What? Maybe he really was getting old. He lets out a soft hum of acknowledgement. How does he go about this.

“That’s great.” Sir you- you internally are questioning this- right???

[therichestguy]

Hex B slammed through the door.

“DAD!!!”

@swappin-on-a-sunday-night

Richard nearly spits out his coffee. Well then. He coughs slightly, looking at the other, eyebrow raised.

“Hex? What’s up- you don’t burst through like that unless something’s wrong…”

Concerned father TM

[swappin-on-a-sunday-night]

Man this one... Was a lot more like his dad than the other one. He solemnly smiled, ‘tears’ on the edges of his eyes as he started to walk closer.

“Nothing, dad. Nothing’s wrong.” He said, voice cracking as he hugged the other. “Everything’s perfect.”

[therichestguy]

Rich blinks. The hug is nice- pat pat. He is very worried.

“If you say so. How’s everything been though?”

[therichestguy]

Hex B slammed through the door.

“DAD!!!”

@swappin-on-a-sunday-night

Richard nearly spits out his coffee. Well then. He coughs slightly, looking at the other, eyebrow raised.

“Hex? What’s up- you don’t burst through like that unless something’s wrong…”

Concerned father TM

[therichestguy]

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