The Riddler

Quirky millennial who likes puzzles sworn archenemy of @elvis-official

[theriddler-official]

Watch out for the deceitful fart

[theriddler-official]

🎼🎶Everybody was dung poo shiting🎵

[theriddler-official]

the days feel longer and longer each time the sun comes up

[theriddler-official]

Genuinely sickens me when I’m in disguise n al that and someone says “wow nice name” like what the fuck am I supposed to tell you I made it up two days ago

[theriddler-official]

CONVERSATIONAL TIP: you can say "k" as shorthand for "OK", and if you're feeling spicy, you can also say "kk" as shorthand for "OK", but watch out!

[maidthings]

as long as we're humoring atmospheric nuclear propulsion, what about a SABRE-Style hybrid nuclear engine that functions like a nuclear ramjet at low altitudes and a traditional NTR at lower pressures

[theriddler-official]

why do you care if the rocket is into NTR

[maidthings]

you get a higher exhaust velocity i.e. better efficiency if the rocket is hotter

[theriddler-official]

all just from cheating on someone???

[maidthings]

as long as we're humoring atmospheric nuclear propulsion, what about a SABRE-Style hybrid nuclear engine that functions like a nuclear ramjet at low altitudes and a traditional NTR at lower pressures

[theriddler-official]

why do you care if the rocket is into NTR

[theriddler-official]

I swear you take ONE riddle nap and suddenly the whole world’s got news for you

I don’t know if I want to stay archenemies with Elvis now that she’s based but she still beat me up that one time…

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[hymen-restoration-project]

Welcome to the Feminarchy @elvis-official

[elvis-official]

Woah mama athankyou, athankyouverymuch!

[bisexuel]

being a comics fan is like i could give you some general information abt any given character but i'm not necessarily a scholar of theirs you would have to see a specialist to be sure. the same way like in a pinch a pediatrist could tell you you were having a heart attack but you probably want to follow up with a cardiologist

[bisexuel]

yup his name is edward nygma like enigma lol but i'm going to have you consult with dr nick in riddlerology for more specifics 📃✍️👩‍⚕️

[theriddler-official]

HOW DID YOU GET THAT NAME

[theriddler-official]

ok so for my next scheme I'm gonna only target... *covers eyes* *throws dart* nerds named... *spins wheel* Jenny

everybody else you're safe but I'm putting all the nerdy Jennys in my fucked up evil labyrinth 2.0

[dr-gaytorius]

making someone run for their life from you in a labyrinth can be foreplay

[theriddler-official]

this post makes me want to try for fucked up evil labyrinth attempt #2 but I assure you it's not like a sex thing or anything,

[theriddler-official]

Do you guys think the Aussie version of Willy wonka is called Willy wanker

[theriddler-official]

Does anyone have it’s miller time

[theriddler-official]

CLIPPY????

[theriddler-official]

What'd you have to say about the rumors?

Oh so THATS how it’s gonna be from now on isn’t that great

[mutationgirl]

do you think the riddlers cock is shaped like a question mark

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

follow-up question: if yes, which end of the question mark do you think is the tip

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

the riddler, peeing in a urinal while facing the opposite direction because his dick juts out and then curves back toward him & around his waist: riddle me piss, batman

[theriddler-official]

I DO NOT SAY THAT