Memoirs of Solitude

My Fundamentals: [F]ood lets me... [D]ance to the... [M]usic of those... [L]essons in life and love. I'm just an average guy with not-so-average aspirations. Everyone has a story. What's yours?

[theinturnetexplorer]

I can honestly say i’ve never seen a more entertaining ladle.

[autumnyte-old]

When I was younger, I wish someone had told me straight-up that not all adults experience “a calling”. That many of them never find particular purpose in a career. That sometimes, their job is just what pays the bills and they have to seek satisfaction and fulfillment elsewhere. 

Because as an adult, this pervasive notion that there exists a perfect path for everyone, that people should love what they do, and that work is meant to function as a vehicle for fulfilling a person’s grand life destiny is not only inaccurate for many of us, it can be toxic.

The ideal is so ingrained that I have to remind myself constantly I’m not a failure because I don’t adore my job, and because I’m not rocking the world with my work. That is okay. 

Sometimes, work is just work. There isn’t always a perfect career path, magically waiting to be discovered. There might not be this THING you were born to do. Sometimes, you discover that what you really want to be when you grow up is “paid”.

[showtimechamaco]

RuPaul: “Most people love roses but I’m feeling like a Daisy.”

Carson: “Someone’s getting plucked tonight.”

Ross: “She quacks me up.”

Michelle: *cackles*

[deecho]

This is brilliant

[guilty-as-battery-charged-deact]

TV show idea: 

Baby boomers have to switch life situations with a millennial for a year. The millennial gets to live in their house (which they paid off like thirty or forty years ago) and work at their job that provides a good salary and benefits. The baby boomer has to live in the millennial’s shitty, overpriced apartment and struggle to pay rent and work a minimum wage part-time job as well as an unpaid internship in their (the baby boomer’s) field. 

The show can be called Switching Cribs and every time the baby boomer throws a tantrum a little cartoon of a baby crying appears in the corner of the screen. 

[misscheetahroo]

… …

Fund it.

[guilty-as-battery-charged-deact]

With what money

I’m a millennial 

[felicitycaitlin]

[kalesbug]

[therightdericktion]

Got a haircut and stayed in last night with these two. ☺️ #TGIF #WFH #Pusheen #Android

[therightdericktion]

The struggle vision-capable people will never understand. 👓 #tapedglasses #desperatecouture #blindpeopleproblems

[therightdericktion]

College bros just doing college bro things.

[therightdericktion]

So your taken now? Lol

Yep! First time since 2011. Weird right?

[tastefullyoffensive]

[petitetimidgay-deactivated20240]

an intelligent young man

[atemporalpainting]

He looks like an English major

[miimeverse]

[madelynhimegami]

whose child is this

[crikeydave-deactivated20151111]

[wingsofblue]

Flat mode engaged.

[therightdericktion]

Darth Vader: *force chokes storm trooper*

Storm trooper: harder daddy

Darth Vader: what

Storm trooper: what

[therightdericktion]

6 selfies of 2015 - tagged by @yogithebear: Oops hella late on this. I realized I don’t take that many selfies, but these basically sum up my year: traveling, working, sleeping, and gymming.

[best-of-memes]

[therightdericktion]

Me: ah, yes. Home alone. I can do whatever I want!

Me: *turns TV up a couple notches*

Me: *watches YouTube videos without headphones*

Me: shit getting crazy up in here