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I'm watching 'King of the nerds'

I'm not sure if I feel cool compared to them or a really unaccomplished nerd

Text: You're cute when you blush. It takes away a little of the badassness. That's sad. You're supposed to be working.

Text: Hush Bear, nothing takes away my badassness. Nah, I'm on a really long break

Text: My precious Jedi. Are you working tonight?

Text: Baby! Don't make me blush. Well, kinda. I got the service light off.

@DC

Kirk will forever be better.

Obi-wan baby! Obi fucking Wan

@DC

I have no clue what you're referring to

I’d love to see it sometime!! I love looking at the stars.

That's great, it's the biggest I've ever seen and high powered!! The stars are beautiful!

Who is Nick?

ooc: nick is my bitch

kendal--fabray said: You’re adorable!

You wanna check out my telescope? It's pretty sweet

I'm gonna study astrophysics

Exciting

Star Wars is for lonely losers. (Bow down, get on your knees where you belong and praise Picard)

TREKKIE'S WEAR SPOCK EARS!!! (Nick I'm gonna kick your ass. I'm gonna punch you right in the balls. And I'm not answering anymore of these.)

@DC

No...just no. You are losing so many cool points.

Live long and fucking prosper (no. either bow down to Picard or suffer harassment)

Suck on the force...bitch (Picard is a pussy. Point. Blank. Period.)

STAR TREK IS GOD!!

You are a dweeb. (ooc: knock it off dude!)

live long and prosper

Star Trek is stupid.

sexual fantasy

Don't worry about it. I wanna play cop and prisoner with Bear. She would be sexy with in that little uniform.

You're gonna cheat on her

Suck my metaphorical dick

craziest thing you've done sexually

My sex life is pretty tamed but I think my girlfriend is gonna help me change that.

The Puckster