i explain the batfam/batmanverse but i've only watched The Batman
@styx142 Dad I love you this is for you. I am so sorry for desecrating your hyperfixation. @therizzedupcockroach I hope you will forgive me too.
So I've only watched The Batman once, and that was because Robert Pattinson is hot, and that is... about the extent of my engagement with the fandom. SO OF COURSE I AM FULLY EQUIPPED TO EXPLAIN THIS.
Bruce Wayne is rich. His parents died. In... idk I'm betting either shooting or car accident. It always is one of those.
He is tragic about this. He has a butler. Named... uh. J. Jeffrey.
He dresses up as a bat and makes technology.
And then goes doing detective stuff in a city called Gotham while beating up the villains.
This is normal behaviour chat trust.
He doesn't kill people. Beating them up is fine.
There is a bat signal that is projected into the night and it spooks people out coz "ey Batman on the prowl let's not do sus shit."
There's a Riddler who is also an orphan but not rich and so is Not With The BruceWayne4Eva Program.
There is a Joker and everyone idolised him after a movie. And then they made a sequel and it was a musical and retconned everything.
There is a Penguin and he is in the sewers.
Batman keeps adopting traumatised kids. They're called Robins?
Batgirl comics are about Cassandra Cain and she is traumatised because no one spoke to her and she was a weapon and she had to learn to read human interactions and her father was shit (cannot relate I have @styx142 and @howmanyholesinswisscheese).
She is in a lesbian situationship with someone name Steph who is spoilered.
Was? Someone died and then was resurrected.
There is a Catwoman but not in the way it sounds. Or maybe in the way it sounds?
She rides a motorbike and has cats and jumps around a lot.
Batman was called Vengeance but then he became the uh guiding light instead and it was poetic.
Gotham is fucked.
Mood.
The Robins are either sequential and die or are let go OR they're just adopted at once idk.
Idk man what is Batman doing this fucker dresses up in batcosplay to do vigilante justice he is batshit (HAH) insane why am I trying to understand his decisions.
He has trauma.
Mood.
Oh and uh it's DC. That's all I got I am so sorry.
This is the funniest shit I’ve read all day, not even going to lie, Asmi.
