TREK, the Thermanator

Hello I'm Trek (aka the Thermanator), a 1984 composition of blue paint and Wisconsin steel, forged in the fires of the American heartland. Follow me on my journey with my owner, "D.".

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I'm a sucker for sunsets.

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BMC, my new friend, and I riding through the Paso Robles vineyards on NYE.

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When not riding around, "D." and I like to lay in grassy knolls just gazing into each other's eyes.

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I took "D." out to Malibu this weekend, as long as he promised to photoshoot me.  

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Here I am with "D." and "C.", "M." and "M." at the 2017 Eroica bike ride through the hills of Paso Robles (that mean "pass of the oaks" in Spanish, you're welcome).

They were (un)officially sponsored by Hamm's beers.

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Photobombed ya.

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Sunrise ride in Santa Monica, my new home.

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As usual, I look amazing, "D." looks ridiculous. 

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This is where we landed, in sunny Los Angeles.  After Brazil this feels like the most bike-friendly city ever.

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Moving back to the USA!  (Finally).  If I had to spend one more month without access to bike lanes I was going to blow a tube.

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Here I am with "C.", his wife "T." and two fucked up colossal looking rats in Brazil.  After "C." and "T." came to visit, there were no more visitors in Brazil... probably because they told everyone about the rats.

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Damn I'm sexy!!!  As soon as we took this pictures I was like, "send it to me, I look soo good. I'm going to post in on my Instagram, Facebook, Snapchat..."

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What a life living here.  It's as if all we did was just hang out at the beach all day.  "D." would drink a lot of beer, but in Brazil you can drink beer anywhere.  So he would just be riding along, stop some where and buy a beer and drink it.  No one cared.  

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Here's "D." and I riding up a mountain in Brazil, with some very rude monkeys.

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This is "D." taking me on a ride in Brazil.  His legs are so damn skinny.  If he were a chick he might even have nice legs.

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Rio de Janeiro -well that happened.  "D." and I moved to Brazil.  He always rides me around the lake, but the natives here constantly hoot and holler at me, cat-calling about how I am some beautiful imported specimen.  I mean, yes I GET it, I am, but those Brazilian men are just so aggressive sometimes.  And the Brazilian women have too much butt for this slender white seat.

"D."'s tiny white-man's ass is just perfect for me.

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Steel is Real.

Ancient Chinese Proverb